1. WORST CUTSCENES SINCE XENOSAGA
2. SHE'S WEARING AN ADULT ONESIE IN ONE SCENE, WTF
3. CRATES, FUCK 'EM
4. MOTORCYCLE RIDING SEQUENCES, LIKEWISE FUCK 'EM
5. SHITTY CAMERA, FUCK IT
6. 20 FPS, JESUS CHRIST THIS ISN'T THE WII
7. ENEMIES TAKE 5000 BULLETS TO KILL EACH AND THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME
8. WORST EXPLOSIONS SINCE ROGUE LEADER
This game is PURE JANK. Fuck EIDOS and CD. SHITBIN.