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makaveli

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would you hit it
« on: March 12, 2007, 01:10:34 AM »

G The Resurrected

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2007, 01:16:33 AM »
not my type

The Sceneman

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2007, 01:16:45 AM »
I dunno, its hard to tell how big her tits are underneath that hoodie
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2007, 01:19:38 AM »
I'd fuck her in the ass like any respecting black man would
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Mupepe

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2007, 01:26:48 AM »
with a truck.  a really big one.  not mine.  i don't want to dent it.  that bitch is huge.  thats a huge bitch.  *honk honk*  "You're big, biotch!"  fuck, she she's fugly.  looks like a portly version of that kid from problem child.  ew.

xnikki118x

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2007, 03:21:29 AM »
Ew she's HUGE.
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Ichirou

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2007, 03:27:20 AM »
You guys are all mean.  I bet she's a beautiful person underneath it all.
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Ecrofirt

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2007, 03:29:39 AM »
You guys are all mean.  I bet she's a beautiful person underneath it all.
Are you suggesting she ate a model?
8=D

Mupepe

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2007, 03:31:08 AM »
You guys are all mean.  I bet she's a beautiful person underneath it all.
Are you suggesting she ate a model?
No.  She's sitting on one.

Ecrofirt

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2007, 03:35:26 AM »
You guys are all mean.  I bet she's a beautiful person underneath it all.
Are you suggesting she ate a model?
No.  She's sitting on one.
What a terrible way to die!
8=D

Mupepe

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2007, 03:36:20 AM »
You guys are all mean.  I bet she's a beautiful person underneath it all.
Are you suggesting she ate a model?
No.  She's sitting on one.
What a terrible way to die!
Or awesome.  Depending on what you're into.

Ecrofirt

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2007, 03:37:17 AM »
You guys are all mean.  I bet she's a beautiful person underneath it all.
Are you suggesting she ate a model?
No.  She's sitting on one.
What a terrible way to die!
Or awesome.  Depending on what you're into.

Who could possibly be into death by hippo?
8=D

Mupepe

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2007, 03:38:25 AM »
You guys are all mean.  I bet she's a beautiful person underneath it all.
Are you suggesting she ate a model?
No.  She's sitting on one.
What a terrible way to die!
Or awesome.  Depending on what you're into.

Who could possibly be into death by hippo?
"That's a lot of ass" :drool

The Sceneman

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2007, 04:01:55 AM »
This is turning into one crazy party

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Ecrofirt

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2007, 04:04:39 AM »
You guys are all mean.  I bet she's a beautiful person underneath it all.
Are you suggesting she ate a model?
No.  She's sitting on one.
What a terrible way to die!
Or awesome.  Depending on what you're into.

Who could possibly be into death by hippo?
"That's a lot of ass" :drool

There's a difference between more cushion for the pushin' and being crushed to death by the high intensity gravity she produces.
8=D

G The Resurrected

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2007, 04:06:39 AM »
God so this is how you view fat people  :'( :'( :'( :'( i'm not gonna be in that club for very much longer damnit

Ecrofirt

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2007, 04:12:02 AM »
God so this is how you view fat people  :'( :'( :'( :'( i'm not gonna be in that club for very much longer damnit

Fat guys don't really bother me as much (but I've seen some really really fat guys in my day).

really big girls are in a whole other stratosphere. I'm a real asshole when it comes to them. No respect at all. They just get a :hehe from me.
Probably not the best attitude, but we've all got things we laugh at that we know we shouldn't.
8=D

G The Resurrected

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2007, 04:16:56 AM »
yeah i hate my mom's young friend thats bigger than me. She likes to hit on me all the time and shes younger than me. I do a favor for my mom and take her and her lesbo skinny bitch latino chick out and every five seconds she was hitting on me. I couldnt take it. I had to make jokes about her in my mind.

aoi tsuki

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2007, 01:07:16 PM »
Sweet fucking hell jesus, shit no. If she's gonna be fat, at least have a cute face. Her face has no real defining features outside of maybe her eyes. It looks like God was like "Hmm... she's gonna need a head + i have all this excess skin and fat left over. WINNAR."

Madrun Badrun

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2007, 03:11:16 PM »
You guys are all mean.  I bet she's a beautiful person underneath it all.
Are you suggesting she ate a model?
No.  She's sitting on one.
What a terrible way to die!
Or awesome.  Depending on what you're into.

Who could possibly be into death by hippo?
"That's a lot of ass" :drool

There's a difference between more cushion for the pushin' and being crushed to death by the high intensity gravity she produces.


 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Phoenix Dark

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2007, 03:13:26 PM »
do you know this girl makaveli?

i bet she hangs around black guys
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APF

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2007, 03:36:30 PM »
One of the objective reasons to be repelled by fatness is its tendency to make one androgynous.  This goes for both men and women.
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makaveli

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2007, 03:58:14 PM »
do you know this girl makaveli?

i bet she hangs around black guys
thank god i dont know her

Tauntaun

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2007, 04:45:39 PM »
do you know this girl makaveli?

i bet she hangs around black guys

what's up with that?  black guys and HUGE white chicks?  splain to me ricky!
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2007, 04:48:03 PM »
do you know this girl makaveli?

i bet she hangs around black guys

what's up with that?  black guys and HUGE white chicks?  splain to me ricky!


Personally I think it has something to do with some black guys wanting a woman who will just put up with their shit and be push overs, suck their dick, and give them anal sex. Black women are too combatitive to take all that from a sorry man, so black guys turn to the fat white chick who's craving any type of attention she can get. She sucks dick, and she takes it in the ass because when you're 300 pounds what's 10 inches up the ass really going to matter to you?
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xnikki118x

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2007, 12:19:43 AM »
God so this is how you view fat people  :'( :'( :'( :'( i'm not gonna be in that club for very much longer damnit

Fat guys don't really bother me as much (but I've seen some really really fat guys in my day).

really big girls are in a whole other stratosphere. I'm a real asshole when it comes to them. No respect at all. They just get a :hehe from me.
Probably not the best attitude, but we've all got things we laugh at that we know we shouldn't.

Same here. My first love was a fat guy, and my #1 favorite person in the entire world, my daddy, is a fat guy.

Fat girls are kinda gross though. They just are. Sorry.
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Ichirou

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2007, 12:23:02 AM »
God so this is how you view fat people  :'( :'( :'( :'( i'm not gonna be in that club for very much longer damnit

Fat guys don't really bother me as much (but I've seen some really really fat guys in my day).

really big girls are in a whole other stratosphere. I'm a real asshole when it comes to them. No respect at all. They just get a :hehe from me.
Probably not the best attitude, but we've all got things we laugh at that we know we shouldn't.

Same here. My first love was a fat guy, and my #1 favorite person in the entire world, my daddy, is a fat guy.

Fat girls are kinda gross though. They just are. Sorry.

Do you like to run your hands through their buttery folds of flab?
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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #27 on: March 13, 2007, 12:30:02 AM »
God so this is how you view fat people  :'( :'( :'( :'( i'm not gonna be in that club for very much longer damnit

Fat guys don't really bother me as much (but I've seen some really really fat guys in my day).

really big girls are in a whole other stratosphere. I'm a real asshole when it comes to them. No respect at all. They just get a :hehe from me.
Probably not the best attitude, but we've all got things we laugh at that we know we shouldn't.

Same here. My first love was a fat guy, and my #1 favorite person in the entire world, my daddy, is a fat guy.

Fat girls are kinda gross though. They just are. Sorry.

Do you like to run your hands through their buttery folds of flab?

Man, I saw this documentary about guys who go for fat girls. They were describing their love in words very much like those. It was a little disturbing, and when I say "a little", I mean "totally".
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brawndolicious

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #28 on: March 13, 2007, 12:36:55 AM »
Oh I think I've heard about that, the guy was like crying when describing fucking her fat folds.

Re: would you hit it
« Reply #29 on: March 13, 2007, 01:03:59 AM »
I don't remember exact details, fortunately.
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xnikki118x

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #30 on: March 13, 2007, 01:35:00 AM »
God so this is how you view fat people  :'( :'( :'( :'( i'm not gonna be in that club for very much longer damnit

Fat guys don't really bother me as much (but I've seen some really really fat guys in my day).

really big girls are in a whole other stratosphere. I'm a real asshole when it comes to them. No respect at all. They just get a :hehe from me.
Probably not the best attitude, but we've all got things we laugh at that we know we shouldn't.

Same here. My first love was a fat guy, and my #1 favorite person in the entire world, my daddy, is a fat guy.

Fat girls are kinda gross though. They just are. Sorry.

Do you like to run your hands through their buttery folds of flab?

No. Who the hell are you, where did you come from, and why are you being an asshole to me?
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Ichirou

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #31 on: March 13, 2007, 02:20:58 AM »

No. Who the hell are you, where did you come from, and why are you being an asshole to me?

It was an honest question!

And if you think what I said was being an asshole, you better get off the internets!   :hehe

P.S. This is a message board, people talk to each other without necessarily knowing each other.
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xnikki118x

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2007, 02:53:36 AM »

No. Who the hell are you, where did you come from, and why are you being an asshole to me?

It was an honest question!

And if you think what I said was being an asshole, you better get off the internets!   :hehe

P.S. This is a message board, people talk to each other without necessarily knowing each other.

This is a messageboard? I think I figured that out in the months I've been here before you started posting here.

I did think it was kind of an asshole thing to say, but I don't need to get off the internets, I just need to stay away from places like Opa Ages. And I do.





But back to the topic at hand...is there anyone who actually WOULD hit it?
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G The Resurrected

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #33 on: March 13, 2007, 02:57:39 AM »
I'd hit you Nikki  :o yeah i said it. I want your more than water in the desert on a hot summer day.

Ichirou

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2007, 03:03:06 AM »
This is a messageboard? I think I figured that out in the months I've been here before you started posting here.

lolz seniority

ARE YOU PULLING RANK ON ME!?  :bowser
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xnikki118x

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2007, 03:11:00 AM »
lolz seniority

ARE YOU PULLING RANK ON ME!?  :bowser


I actually wasn't trying to. I was just trying to explain that I'm not new to this place or to messageboards in general.

But, :mario > :bowser!



I'd hit you Nikki  :o yeah i said it. I want your more than water in the desert on a hot summer day.

I meant the fattie in the beginning of this thread, but you know that I'm sure. Thanks just the same, though, lol.
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Ichirou

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #36 on: March 13, 2007, 03:12:28 AM »

I'd hit you Nikki  :o yeah i said it. I want your more than water in the desert on a hot summer day.

I meant the fattie in the beginning of this thread, but you know that I'm sure. Thanks just the same, though, lol.

Have you ever hit it with a fattie?   :-*

Are you overfeeding Ecrofirt with the hopes that he'll get fat?
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xnikki118x

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #37 on: March 13, 2007, 03:23:14 AM »
Have you ever hit it with a fattie?   :-*

Are you overfeeding Ecrofirt with the hopes that he'll get fat?

Never hit it with a fattie. I honestly think it would gross me out somehow, too. Maybe I'm trivial and maybe I'm a bitch, but I'm also tiny and I fear asphyxiation. :o Besides, it's so bad for your health. So no, I'm definitely not overfeeding Ecrofirt in hopes that he'll get fat.

Have you ever hit it with a fattie? ;)
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Yeti

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #38 on: March 13, 2007, 03:31:41 AM »
If you were on top you wouldn't have to worry about asphyxiation. It might even be kind of fun, like bouncing on a beanbag chair filled with oatmeal.
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G The Resurrected

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Re: would you hit it
« Reply #39 on: March 13, 2007, 03:33:15 AM »
If you were on top you wouldn't have to worry about asphyxiation. It might even be kind of fun, like bouncing on a beanbag chair filled with oatmeal.

I tried to use the beanbag trampoline analogy for the girl being on top all i got were giggles then i was tossed on the floor. Guess she wanted to jump jump