Author Topic: Solo, you going to any late night stores at midnight to pick up CASINO ROYALE? (Read 15033 times)

brawndolicious · « **Reply #240 on:** March 23, 2007, 10:20:31 AM »

To troll...

Cheebs · « **Reply #241 on:** March 23, 2007, 10:34:27 AM »

why zoolander though?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #242 on:** March 23, 2007, 01:31:50 PM »

Because he looks like him.

Cheebs · « **Reply #243 on:** March 23, 2007, 01:34:15 PM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #244 on:** March 23, 2007, 01:37:45 PM »

I'm not going post that picture again. I'm on a mac, I don't know how to do that.

They took possibly my favorite taco actor and metro'd him up.

They can't be forgiven for that.

Cheebs · « **Reply #245 on:** March 23, 2007, 01:55:35 PM »

taco actor? Daniel Craig is not gay, if he was the media would have made a HUGE deal about it. I know he is not married but that means nothing

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #246 on:** March 23, 2007, 02:07:23 PM »

Who teh fuck did you want for Bond, effing Nicholson or something?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #247 on:** March 23, 2007, 03:32:21 PM »

I thought he was gay because he had a huge gay fanbase.

Cheebs · « **Reply #248 on:** March 23, 2007, 03:56:59 PM »

wtf you are very odd.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #249 on:** March 23, 2007, 04:05:59 PM »

Yeah this was the article:
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Gay+Bond-22839.html

The guy did some onscreen homoin' so I got some respect for him.

Cheebs · « **Reply #250 on:** March 23, 2007, 04:09:36 PM »

You fool. He said he wouldn't mind bond having a gay relationship. You realize that doesn't make him gay right? He has a daughter(though he has never been married).

brawndolicious · « **Reply #251 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:33:55 PM »

I said he was a taco actor, not a taco.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #252 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:35:32 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 23, 2007, 05:33:55 PM

I said he was a taco actor, not a taco.

Do you seriously have this as an opinion? He has a gay fanbase...so he's a bad Bond? Are you...are you kidding me? EVERY actor has a gay fanbase. I'm pretty sure the 60s gays (there were lots of them) wanted to fuck Connery harder than any man they've met. Big deal!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #253 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:39:06 PM »

I said I liked the fact that they got a guy that didn't act like Bond to play him bu that they then "purtied" him up for no reason.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #254 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:46:29 PM »

*shakes head*
Craig in some 2001 movie (probably Lara Croft)

Craig in Bond:

I don't see a difference in gayness. The only thing is that he bulked up quite a bit. I can't see your reasoning, as usual.

Cheebs · « **Reply #255 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:52:29 PM »

How did he not act like Bond? He is the closet to Ian Fleming's character out of ALL the actors so far. Craig is easily the most Bond like person to play Bond so far. Followed by Dalton and Connery.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #256 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:55:01 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 23, 2007, 05:46:29 PM

*shakes head*
I don't see a difference in gayness. The only thing is that he bulked up quite a bit. I can't see your reasoning, as usual.

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I think we'll have to agree to disagree.

Quote from: Cheebs on March 23, 2007, 05:52:29 PM

How did he not act like Bond? He is the closet to Ian Fleming's character out of ALL the actors so far. Craig is easily the most Bond like person to play Bond so far. Followed by Dalton and Connery.

He didn't act like the Bond in the movies.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #257 on:** March 23, 2007, 06:06:09 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 23, 2007, 05:55:01 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on March 23, 2007, 05:46:29 PM
*shakes head*
I don't see a difference in gayness. The only thing is that he bulked up quite a bit. I can't see your reasoning, as usual.
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I think we'll have to agree to disagree.

Quote from: Cheebs on March 23, 2007, 05:52:29 PM
How did he not act like Bond? He is the closet to Ian Fleming's character out of ALL the actors so far. Craig is easily the most Bond like person to play Bond so far. Followed by Dalton and Connery.

He didn't act like the Bond in the movies.

Okay okay...you keep posting a shot of him where he's posing in an odd way. Big fucking deal. That makes him less Bond-like?

And holy SHIT, you just don't understand. Bond fans DONT WANT to see another Bond-character be infected by the Roger Moore curse. We DON'T want to see him act like that, we want to see a faithful representation.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #258 on:** March 23, 2007, 06:12:33 PM »

I said I wanted him to act differently than he did in the other movies and so I was dissappointed when they still made him stupid-looking.

I didn't like the story either.

Cheebs · « **Reply #259 on:** March 23, 2007, 06:14:47 PM »

He wasn't like the Bond of the movies in the past. NO ONE WANTED THAT. This is the Bond of the Ian Fleming original. The movie bond evolved into a jokey caricature. No one wants to keep that old hokey movie bond that was of the Brosnan ilk. No one but you it seems.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #260 on:** March 23, 2007, 06:24:50 PM »

I said that the last movies had decent action as their only good thing and that's something that was missing from CS (aside from a few scenes). I always hated James Bond even when I was a kid and that's why CS should have been a lot better than it was. It was ruined by a crappy story (I'm not comparing this to the past Bonds now) and no drama whatsoever. It really felt like a dumb summer movie, when it was supposed to be a lot fucking better than a dumb summer movie.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #261 on:** March 23, 2007, 06:31:52 PM »

No drama? The whole end WAS drama. Take it up, like Cheebs I think said earlier, with Ian Flemings dead corpse if you hate the story so much. It's no fault of the filmmakers–even though it rocked (sorry, you're just wrong). I can't take your opinion seriously anyway, considering you never liked Bond in the first place. Just leave this thread.

"Well then you're and idiot."

"What?"

"I SAID YOU'RE A BLOODY IDIOT!"

brawndolicious · « **Reply #262 on:** March 23, 2007, 06:37:27 PM »

"The bitch is dead."

"'GASM. DRAMA. I'M 'GASMING. IT'S BOND. AND I'M A BOND FAN."

Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot.

Cheebs · « **Reply #263 on:** March 23, 2007, 06:45:16 PM »

you haven't read the novel so you don't get why that line being in the movie is a big deal.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #264 on:** March 23, 2007, 07:05:30 PM »

Am I missing a part of the story or the relevance to people who read the book?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #265 on:** March 23, 2007, 07:32:55 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 23, 2007, 07:05:30 PM

Am I missing a part of the story or the relevance to people who read the book?

In the book the line was used a bit differently. Like in the movie, Bond does fall for her and he's about ready to marry her until he notices questionable things about her personality–she starts to get cold and doesn't really consult in Bond anymore. They then talk things out and make love, yada yada, and she says she'll tell him the truth the next day. He goes into her room the next morning and she killed herself with some poison. He is really depressed for some moments then realizes from the note she left that she was playing him the whole time. He gets angry at this and this makes his character evolve into the non-trusting Bond that shows up in the next few novels. He calls up MI6 and to tell them that she was a double agent. The other end asked "was?" and Bond replies, "Yes dammit, was. The bitch is dead now." So they're extremely similar to each other, both medium's lines, but there's just a small difference.

I'm just saying that the line is just cool. He says it in the movie in a way like: "Welp, the girl was a player, but the bitch is dead now. Give me another fucking assignment." He's going to be a cool character next movie along.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #266 on:** March 23, 2007, 07:40:08 PM »

Bond has no more armor - he's just dead inside now.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #267 on:** March 23, 2007, 07:43:21 PM »

That's completely different than the movie.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #268 on:** March 23, 2007, 07:44:05 PM »

No, not really. I applaud the fact that you've managed to troll not one, but two people in your stupid scheme for so many pages, though.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #269 on:** March 23, 2007, 07:50:17 PM »

One died by suicide and left a note. The other had a buidling collapse onto them underwater.

They could've done what was in the book and have her do a suicide and that's the end of the story, but they didn't because they didn't want to sacrifice their fanbase.

Cheebs · « **Reply #270 on:** March 23, 2007, 08:26:18 PM »

she killed yourself you idiot. She refused to let bond open the door she LOCKED it soon as he swam to her and then opened up her mouth and gulped down water. SUICIDE.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #271 on:** March 23, 2007, 08:34:45 PM »

I know she commited suicide but obviously the creators of the script felt it was very important to add a lot of action to it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #272 on:** March 23, 2007, 08:56:45 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 23, 2007, 01:55:35 PM

taco actor? Daniel Craig is not gay, if he was the media would have made a HUGE deal about it. I know he is not married but that means nothing

Didn't he say he wouldn't mind doing homosexual scenes in the next Bond?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #273 on:** March 24, 2007, 12:16:27 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 23, 2007, 08:34:45 PM

I know she commited suicide but obviously the creators of the script felt it was very important to add a lot of action to it.

So how is that a problem?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #274 on:** March 24, 2007, 12:24:04 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 23, 2007, 08:34:45 PM

I know she commited suicide but obviously the creators of the script felt it was very important to add a lot of action to it.

That entire part was horrible. It seemed like once they left the casino for good the movie got considerably worse.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #275 on:** March 24, 2007, 01:58:07 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 24, 2007, 12:16:27 AM

So how is that a problem?

Well they seemed to have an apparantly decent-ass ending and fucked it up completely.

Ichirou · « **Reply #276 on:** March 24, 2007, 02:55:00 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 24, 2007, 01:58:07 AM

Quote from: BrandNew on March 24, 2007, 12:16:27 AM
So how is that a problem?
Well they seemed to have an apparantly decent-ass ending and fucked it up completely.

Please stop trolling this thread, Mr. O'Reilly.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #277 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:04:55 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 24, 2007, 02:55:00 AM

Please stop trolling this thread, Mr. O'Reilly.

Oh so I trolled you into thinking you're a taco. Well, you little uppity bitch, I'll leave you with some wank material.

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Ichirou · « **Reply #278 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:34:08 AM »

I came. Right on your face, nintenho. Sorry about that. You didn't swallow much, did you?

Vizzys · « **Reply #279 on:** March 24, 2007, 04:05:11 AM »

I owned amnintenho four pages back lol

Solo · « **Reply #280 on:** March 24, 2007, 07:29:47 AM »

am nintendo, I do believe you have taken the crown for the biggest idiot I've come across on the internet, and I've met quite a few, so congratulations. Not because you hate a movie I love, as that is no big deal, everyone has different tastes. No, you are an idiot because the "arguments" you state against the movie are borderline distinguished mentally-challenged and have nothing to with the actual, you know, movie.

How to criticize a movie:
- complain about the acting, writing, pacing, direction, originality/creativity of the piece, the cinematography, the message the film is sending, etc.

How not to criticize a movie: Or how I learned to stop thinking and become am nintendo:
- complain about the "gayness" of the actors (WTF?), complain about stupid miniscule shit in a movie that has no bearing on anything whatsoever (ZOMG DA HOUSE SUNK IN DA VENICE LOLZ), complain that a film based on a book isn't faithful enough to the recent movies in the franchise, which themselves were complete bastardizations.

Cheebs · « **Reply #281 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:07:44 AM »

He was owned when he said he read most of the novels and his favorite was goldeneye

(Goldeneye was made up for film, no novel)

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #282 on:** March 24, 2007, 10:44:05 AM »

I think he needs banned personally...can you get away with posting that fucking picture like 50 times in one single post? Honestly.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #283 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:29:48 PM »

Solo, I said the story wasn't good.

I said Bond wasn't good.

I said the book was a hell of a lot better.

I asked what was good and people said it was close to the book (but not really apparantly).

Solo · « **Reply #284 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:39:25 PM »

You haven't read the book you halfwit.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #285 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:45:48 PM »

Well apparantly they thought the story needed to be dumbed down. Very dumbed down. That makes me assume the book is better.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #286 on:** March 24, 2007, 04:00:45 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 24, 2007, 03:45:48 PM

Well apparantly they thought the story needed to be dumbed down. Very dumbed down. That makes me assume the book is better.

YOU SAID YOU READ THE FUCKING NOVELS YOU FUCKTARD. This is YOU on page 5:

Quote

I personally didn't like the novels and I liked:

Goldeneye and that's all I can remember.

So not only did you LIE about reading the novels and then have us EXPLAIN the story of CR to you (thus proving you being bull-fucking-shit), but you also lied about Goldeneye being your favorite novel....when it's not a Fleming book at all.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #287 on:** March 24, 2007, 04:04:16 PM »

Read it in elementary school. Never read Casino Royale.

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Author Topic: Solo, you going to any late night stores at midnight to pick up CASINO ROYALE? (Read 15033 times)