So my friend promised me some furniture...

[bagofeyes]

I'm moving soon, and my new apartment is unfurnished, but my friend who lives near there said she was gonna move into a new place and would sell me a bunch of furniture cheap. So I was like , 'Shit yeah, I'll take it.' This was like a week or so ago. Now she just emails me back and says 'Hey, I don't have to move!' and she's talking about how good it is cause she likes the apartment she's in now. Then at the end of mail she just puts in 'So I'm keeping my furniture.' Fucking thanks alot. You just made the list. And I'm like ice baby, if I don't like you, you got problems.

[Nick]

I say you give her the silent treatment.  Show her who's boss.

[BlackMage]

You want that furniture? I'll get it for you

[Madrun Badrun]

Bukkake her apartment in the night, then when she wakes up and her apartment is all sticky she'll be forced to move.  Then you get the furniture.

[bagofeyes]

You want that furniture? I'll get it for you

Do it! And tell her to suck your balls.

[bagofeyes]

Bukkake her apartment in the night, then when she wakes up and her apartment is all sticky she'll be forced to move.  Then you get the furniture.

I dunno, I don't think I'll want it after that.

[makaveli]

pics?

[Madrun Badrun]

Bukkake her apartment in the night, then when she wakes up and her apartment is all sticky she'll be forced to move.  Then you get the furniture.

I dunno, I don't think I'll want it after that.

But its yours?  and if you Bukkake right, and cover every where on the furniture it wont look like a stain but rather a dye.

[bagofeyes]

Well, it is my favourite colour...

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Cum coloured?

[Madrun Badrun]

Cum coloured?

Pearl white. 

[bagofeyes]

 

Anyway screw it. I'm just gonna get a fridge, washing machine and futon mattress. Who needs furniture.

[Madrun Badrun]

Anyway screw it. I'm just gonna get a fridge, washing machine and futon mattress. Who needs furniture.

Civilized people. 

[bagofeyes]

They can go to hell!

[Madrun Badrun]

If I was in Japan I would build you some furniture. 

look at my lovely nightstand

[bagofeyes]

Nice work. My old man's a carpentry teacher.

[littlemathletics]

I failed woodwork in year 9.

I find all my furniture, personally. Of course, I am very poor.

[xnikki118x]

Your friend is stupid for going back on her word. Boo on her.


Also, nice work, Mike!