So, the Iranians (as in the PEOPLE) really do think 300 is U.S. propaganda!

[The Fake Shemp]

300 Versus 70 Million Iranians
Tuesday, Mar. 13, 2007 By AZADEH MOAVENI/TEHRAN

All of Tehran was outraged. Everywhere I went yesterday, the talk vibrated with indignation over the film 300 — a movie no one in Iran has seen but everyone seems to know about since it became a major box office surprise in the U.S. As I stood in line for a full hour to buy ajeel, a mixture of dried fruits and nuts traditional to the start of Persian new year festivities, I felt the entire queue, composed of housewives with pet dogs, teenagers, and clerks from a nearby ministry, shake with fury. I hadn't even heard of the film until that morning when a screed about it came on the radio, so I was able to nod darkly with the rest of the shoppers, savoring a moment of public accord so rare in Tehran. Everywhere else I went, from the dentist to the flower shop, Iranians buzzed with resentment at the film's depictions of Persians, adamant that the movie was secretly funded by the U.S. government to prepare Americans for going to war against Iran. "Otherwise why now, if not to turn their people against us?" demanded an elderly lady buying tuberoses. "Yes, truly it is a grave offense," I said, shaking my own bunch of irises.

I returned home to discover my family in a similar state of pique. My sister-in-law sat behind her laptop, sending off an e-mail petition against the film to half of Tehran, while my husband leafed through a book on the Achaemenid Empire, noting that Herodotus had estimated the Persian army at 120,000 men, not one million as the film claimed. The morning newspaper lay on the table with the headline "300 AGAINST 70 MILLION!" (the population of the country). It was echoed by the evening news: "Hollywood has opened a new front in the war against Iran."

The timing of the computer-generated film, which depicts the ancient confrontation of Sparta and the Persian empire at the Battle of Thermopylae, is certainly inauspicious. It falls on the eve of Norouz, Persian new year, a time when Iranians typically gather in proud celebration, observing rites that date back over 3,000 years, way before Islam, to the age of Zoroastrianism, when their ancient land produced the world's first monotheistic religion. It is not a particularly welcome season to be portrayed as pillaging, deranged savages. Since the entire country will be on two weeks of official holiday, there will be no shortage of time to sit about discussing the slight and what it portends for Iran's current confrontation with the United States. For a people prone to conspiracy logic, the box office success of 300, compared with the relative flop of Alexander (another spurious period epic dealing with Persians) is cause for considerable alarm, signaling ominous U.S. intentions.

While the hullabaloo over 300 may dampen Iranians' holiday spirits, it offers common cause between people and their estranged government. Top officials and parliament have scorned the film as though it were a matter of state, and for the first time in a long while, taxi drivers are shaking their fists in agreement when the state news comes on. Agreeing that 300 is egregious drivel is fairly easy. I'm relatively mellow as Iranian nationalists go, and even I found myself applauding when the government spokesman described the film as fabrication and insult. Iranians view the Achaemenid empire as a particularly noble page in their history and cannot understand why it has been singled out for such shoddy cinematic treatment, as the populace here perceives it, with the Persians in rags and its Great King practically naked. The Achaemenid kings, who built their majestic capital at Persepolis, were exceptionally munificent for their time. They wrote the world's earliest recorded human rights declaration, and were opposed to slavery. Cuneiform plates show that Persepolis was built by paid staff rather than slaves And any Iranian child who has visited Persepolis can tell you that its preserved reliefs depict court dress of velvet robes, and that if anyone was wearing rags around 500 B.C., it wasn't the Persians.

It is going to take an act of foolhardy courage to distribute that film in Iran. It will truly be 70 million against 300.

I thought this was typical paranoid Iranian government posturing, but this is apparently a big deal over there.

[BlueTsunami]

Funilly enough, theres actually people on fucken GAF that are railing 300 for being historically inaccurate. I mean...come on! They need to be shipped to Iran stat.

[The Fake Shemp]

THE LOBSTER EXECUTIONER GUY WAS NOT REAL, THIS IS MADNESS

[Robo]

Iranians view the Achaemenid empire as a particularly noble page in their history and cannot understand why it has been singled out for such shoddy cinematic treatment, as the populace here perceives it, with the Persians in rags and its Great King practically naked.

Am I not remembering it correctly or is this totally wrong?  Xerxes has like 10lbs of gold in his fucking face.  I can't remember any Persians dressed in rags either, other than maybe that freak giant thing.

[The Fake Shemp]

I think, regardless of how they're portrayed, the fact that it's based on a comic book and not the crazed Jew mind of some sinister Hollywood executive should be enough.

[brawndolicious]

Iran has millions of sexually-frustrated men that experiment with other men, of course they're going to be mad they can't watch it.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Did Am Nintenho just suggest that the reason Iran is fucked up is because there are repressed gay people there?

 

[Disposable White Guy]

Iranians need more comic books, methinks.

[BlueTsunami]

Its scary how they would react to comic books though...I mean...when they think Pepsi stands for...

P for Pay, E for Each, P for Penny, S for Save, and I for Israel.”

http://www.dranktank.com/?p=125

I say we expose them to Captain America first. Just to fuck with them

[brawndolicious]

Did Am Nintenho just suggest that the reason Iran is fucked up is because there are repressed gay people there?

Look at Iranian male fasion.

[G The Resurrected]

THE LOBSTER EXECUTIONER GUY WAS NOT REAL, THIS IS MADNESS

NO THIS IS FANTASY

[FlameOfCallandor]

Its scary how they would react to comic books though...I mean...when they think Pepsi stands for...

P for Pay, E for Each, P for Penny, S for Save, and I for Israel.”

http://www.dranktank.com/?p=125

I say we expose them to Captain America first. Just to fuck with them

They have a pretty fucked up society over there.

[Tauntaun]

roffles

[Phoenix Dark]

I can't wait until Israel owns those bastards

[Homemade Milk]

i dislike muslims. they're distinguished mentally-challenged.

[Phoenix Dark]

And violent. Why do they want to kill people over shit like this ALL THE TIME.

/FoC

[Homemade Milk]

And violent. Why do they want to kill people over shit like this ALL THE TIME.

/FoC

yeah dude, damn inferiors!

[Ichirou]

I think when you've got a government that's in control of ALL the media it becomes difficult to picture a society where this isn't so.