Who else does genital exercises?

[Mupepe]

I do it without thinking.  If I'm watching TV, most likely I'm doing my weiner exercises.  When I'm at my desk at work, I'll randomly be doing my weiner exercises.  It's become second nature.  The only real work out regiment I stick with.

I know whiteACID does her exercises. 

[Vizzys]

what

[whiteACID]

What do your wiener exercises entail?

[Mupepe]

What do your wiener exercises entail?

simply flexing. 

Sometimes when I shower, I use the wash rag as a weight.

How come you never sign on AIM anymore?

[Himu]

Me. Doing penis exercises has made my penis in shape and I can get hard any time at will because of it. Doing this also taught how to prolong orgasms.

[Himu]

What do your wiener exercises entail?

You can lift your penis up by itself, for one thing. Doing a couple of those a day, is pretty good.

Also, you can stretch a limp dick around your wrist. This can actually increase the length, and it's natural, not really dangerous.

[Saint Cornelius]

...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand release

[Ichirou]

Genital exercises = masturbation?  You do that shit at work, Mupepe?  At your desk?  Whoa.

[Himu]

Genital exercises = masturbation?  You do that shit at work, Mupepe?  At your desk?  Whoa.

Um no. It means making your penis go up and down repeatedly by moving it by itself.

[Mupepe]

What do your wiener exercises entail?

You can lift your penis up by itself, for one thing. Doing a couple of those a day, is pretty good.

Also, you can stretch a limp dick around your wrist. This can actually increase the length, and it's natural, not really dangerous.

Yeah uhh...  I don't do that one, stretch nuts.

 

[Saint Cornelius]

You don't? Shit I thought every dode did that. That, and the padlock.

[Himu]

You're a bunch of pussies. We all know the chicks like dicks with stretch marks all over them.

[Ichirou]

Genital exercises = masturbation?  You do that shit at work, Mupepe?  At your desk?  Whoa.

Um no. It means making your penis go up and down repeatedly by moving it by itself.

Is this penis exercise term something you and Mupepe made up by yourselves?  'Cuz this is the first I've heard of this action being labeled as an exercise.

[Saint Cornelius]

You've never heard of kegels? It's not bullshit. I mean, some other shit being said in this thread might be, but that's not.

[Himu]

You're a genital exercise.

[Mupepe]

Genital exercises = masturbation?  You do that shit at work, Mupepe?  At your desk?  Whoa.

Um no. It means making your penis go up and down repeatedly by moving it by itself.

Is this penis exercise term something you and Mupepe made up by yourselves?  'Cuz this is the first I've heard of this action being labeled as an exercise.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise

[Saint Cornelius]

YOU'RE AN EXERCISE  :'(

[Mupepe]

Though most commonly used by women, men can also use Kegel exercises. They are used to strengthen the pubococcygeal muscle, which may allow them to achieve orgasm without ejaculation and perhaps reach multiple climaxes during sexual activity.[4] In men this exercise lifts up the testicles, also strengthening the cremaster muscle as well as the anal sphincter, as the anus is the area contracted when a Kegel is done. In fact, men should solely contract their anal sphincter to perform a kegel, and not the urinary sphincter. This is because the pubococcygeus muscle begins around the anus and runs till the urinary sphincter. One can confirm this by placing a finger in the anus while urinating and then stopping the flow. The anus will also contract when the flow is stopped. Men should be patient when they begin kegel exercises as it may take 4 to 6 weeks to see a substantial difference. Women are able to add resistance to the exercise through isometrically gripping a hard object (such as a Kegel exerciser), or by compressing an object such as foam, but there are no known techniques that would add resistance to male Kegel exercises. Some believe[attribution needed] draping a towel over the shaft and lifting it does this, but any force possibly applied to the muscle in this way would be limited to the biological heritability of the penis' shaft to stay erect and resist bending, in a combination of blood flow ('hardness'), genetic construction, and tissue integrity. No serious scientific studies have been done into the 'bodybuilding' and strength-building of the member through this method, although a niche market definitely exists in the realm of penis enlargement, and various urban legends abound for (with groups dedicated to the propagation of) methods of strengthening and enlarging the penis through various methods of exercise and resistance.

which may allow them to achieve orgasm without ejaculation  

[Himu]

Though most commonly used by women, men can also use Kegel exercises. They are used to strengthen the pubococcygeal muscle, which may allow them to achieve orgasm without ejaculation and perhaps reach multiple climaxes during sexual activity.[4] In men this exercise lifts up the testicles, also strengthening the cremaster muscle as well as the anal sphincter, as the anus is the area contracted when a Kegel is done. In fact, men should solely contract their anal sphincter to perform a kegel, and not the urinary sphincter. This is because the pubococcygeus muscle begins around the anus and runs till the urinary sphincter. One can confirm this by placing a finger in the anus while urinating and then stopping the flow. The anus will also contract when the flow is stopped. Men should be patient when they begin kegel exercises as it may take 4 to 6 weeks to see a substantial difference. Women are able to add resistance to the exercise through isometrically gripping a hard object (such as a Kegel exerciser), or by compressing an object such as foam, but there are no known techniques that would add resistance to male Kegel exercises. Some believe[attribution needed] draping a towel over the shaft and lifting it does this, but any force possibly applied to the muscle in this way would be limited to the biological heritability of the penis' shaft to stay erect and resist bending, in a combination of blood flow ('hardness'), genetic construction, and tissue integrity. No serious scientific studies have been done into the 'bodybuilding' and strength-building of the member through this method, although a niche market definitely exists in the realm of penis enlargement, and various urban legends abound for (with groups dedicated to the propagation of) methods of strengthening and enlarging the penis through various methods of exercise and resistance.

which may allow them to achieve orgasm without ejaculation  

*high five*

[Ichirou]

I'm gonna start doing this today!

[The Fake Shemp]

I just did some right now!

[Mupepe]

they say to clench your butthole to do the exercise instead of actually lifting your weiner, but that's not comfortable.  Not at all.  I'm lifting my weiner.  That's very comfortable.

[The Fake Shemp]

I can lift my penis with my mind.  Jedi shit.

[Himu]

they say to clench your butthole to do the exercise instead of actually lifting your weiner, but that's not comfortable.  Not at all.  I'm lifting my weiner.  That's very comfortable.

Yep.

[Bacon]

I've been doing them lately in hopes of more powerful ejaculations. I'd like to add a couple of feet to my distance.

[The Fake Shemp]

FEET?

[Madrun Badrun]

I've been doing them lately in hopes of more powerful ejaculations. I'd like to add a couple of feet to my distance.

I'll cheer you on in the Olympics. 

[Himu]

FEET?

I can shoot 2 feet.

[The Fake Shemp]

FEET?!?

[Madrun Badrun]

FEET?!?

just don't jack it for a while, then when you do it can go multiple feet.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I some how feel rather inadequate now.

[bagofeyes]

I jerk off alot

[Ichirou]

I jerk off alot

At work?

[G The Resurrected]

Cock pushups 

[bagofeyes]

I jerk off alot

At work?

At everywhere!

[Ichirou]

I jerk off alot

At work?

At everywhere!

That is so hot.

[Beezy]

What do your wiener exercises entail?

You can lift your penis up by itself, for one thing. Doing a couple of those a day, is pretty good.

Also, you can stretch a limp dick around your wrist. This can actually increase the length, and it's natural, not really dangerous.

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[bagofeyes]

I was at the supermarket before and I saw this hot woman and I got a boner in my jeans and it really hurt. I then also had to carry the basket in front of my crotch.

[Himu]

What do your wiener exercises entail?

You can lift your penis up by itself, for one thing. Doing a couple of those a day, is pretty good.

Also, you can stretch a limp dick around your wrist. This can actually increase the length, and it's natural, not really dangerous.

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it's more WRAP around rather than stretch. It makes a good dick watch!

[Tauntaun]

What do your wiener exercises entail?

You can lift your penis up by itself, for one thing. Doing a couple of those a day, is pretty good.

Also, you can stretch a limp dick around your wrist. This can actually increase the length, and it's natural, not really dangerous.

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it's more WRAP around rather than stretch. It makes a good dick watch!

what time is it for you baby?