Author Topic: In this thread, we discuss Saint Cornelius (Read 3979 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** August 24, 2006, 01:17:25 PM »

You know him as Saint Cornelius or Trakball.

Personally, I think he's a big ol' teddy bear.

He's round, hairy, and he loves to cuddle with his cubby whom you may know also as demi.

Sure, he likes to growl, but deep down inside, he's a mushy ol' girl who loves his Animal Crossing and Nintendo kiddy games.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** August 24, 2006, 01:19:36 PM »

He stalks me.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** August 24, 2006, 01:21:39 PM »

He stalks us all, dude, but he does it because he cares. The internet and the jerks what populate it get to him and poke at that soft ol' bear belly of his.

Secretly, he wants to be our pals, if we'd only just agree with him, coo in his ear, and tell him everything's gonna be all right Daddy Bear.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** August 24, 2006, 01:24:48 PM »

I would buy him a shot.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #4 on:** August 24, 2006, 01:28:00 PM »

He's a simpleton. A rube, if you will.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** August 24, 2006, 01:30:58 PM »

I don't get it.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** August 24, 2006, 01:31:41 PM »

He's a man of outstanding character! I say, I saw him on the savannah having a match of Iron Arms with a dastardly lion of some sort. Not even a chieftan of the local savages could make such a claim, no.

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** August 24, 2006, 01:36:34 PM »

He... touched me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** August 24, 2006, 01:42:37 PM »

Well stop being a pussy and go fuck with him!

Mondain · « **Reply #9 on:** August 24, 2006, 01:57:35 PM »

His bitter yet kind-hearted tirades fulls of scruples and concerns for Internet e-justice make my heart all warm and fuzzy when the sky is full of gray clouds. I hope he finds the "Member" tag under his trakball GAF account one day for good heaven's sake.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** August 24, 2006, 02:00:18 PM »

There's a guest viewing! Come out of the shadows, Corny! We know you're here!

Cyanista · « **Reply #11 on:** August 24, 2006, 02:01:47 PM »

St. Cornelius is one of my favorite current intarweb posters. I kind of liked him more before he believed I was a chick, but that's just because I take perverse glee in the whole thing.

If he would post here, it would only be a good thing.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** August 24, 2006, 02:05:00 PM »

He registered, called us gay and deleted his account. Drinky had never been more depressed.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** August 24, 2006, 02:37:39 PM »

Seriously, I went fetal and hugged my Xbox pillows for a good two hours until my wife brought me my nightly pint of laudanum.

Third · « **Reply #14 on:** August 25, 2006, 07:54:05 AM »

He's just a troublemaker. Too offensive. Just like SuicideMW.

Mondain · « **Reply #15 on:** August 25, 2006, 12:22:44 PM »

Absolutely not, he attacks other because he has scruples. Good ones at that. Plus he's the funniest poster on both OA and GAF by a huge margin. He has very good witty one-liners. Everyone who thinks GAF is a relatively good forum should read and take heed of his now classic tirades to foverer understand that it's a rotten tree with a healthy-looking bark. I did and my life has never been the same.

I find it very cute when he stalks me and harrases me with accusals of being a hypocrite, of having bad tastes and of being haughty. He just can't unnerve me with anything he does. I think that's love.

See? That's the man. Look at how innocent-looking he is. He's just a funny harmless guy after all. Don't you dare saying that he's "violent"-- he's just traumatized of his GAF persecution complexes. But haven't we all been? Plus he uses his bitterness for our own enjoyment by turning it into something constructive and hilarious. Saint Cornelius' torrents of ardent pathos give us air to breathe.

Cyanista · « **Reply #16 on:** August 25, 2006, 12:24:36 PM »

That's the gayest thing I've ever read on the internet.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** August 25, 2006, 12:32:22 PM »

Haha Deja Blu, I remember that shit

whiteACID · « **Reply #18 on:** August 25, 2006, 01:10:43 PM »

Is that really him though?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** August 25, 2006, 01:52:40 PM »

I vote with Cyanista. I say some pretty fuckin' homo things on this here intarweb, but MAN, Jotaro, you just made me threatening to fuck Willco in the bottom sound downright BUTCH.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #20 on:** August 25, 2006, 01:53:52 PM »

Trueness.

Mondain · « **Reply #21 on:** August 25, 2006, 02:33:07 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 25, 2006, 01:52:40 PM

I vote with Cyanista. I say some pretty fuckin' homo things on this here intarweb, but MAN, Jotaro, you just made me threatening to fuck Willco in the bottom sound downright BUTCH.

That's because deep down inside, I'm an angel that I write overly sweet like that.

Oh well, I guess that it's part of this man's magic...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** August 25, 2006, 04:58:12 PM »

HI SAINT CORNELIUS!

Third · « **Reply #23 on:** August 25, 2006, 05:28:13 PM »

Saint Cornelius is freaking evil. He attacks poeple for no reason what so ever.

I was one of the victims. :'(

Mondain · « **Reply #24 on:** August 25, 2006, 05:29:57 PM »

Yeah he's hit and miss, but when he hits it's a home run.

Third · « **Reply #25 on:** August 25, 2006, 05:31:53 PM »

Quote from: Mondain on August 25, 2006, 05:29:57 PM

Yeah he's hit and miss, but when he hits it's a home run.

Are you gay for him or something?

I don't think he feels the same way about you.

Mondain · « **Reply #26 on:** August 25, 2006, 05:34:22 PM »

Oh he says he's like that with everyone-- always speaks his mind out no matter what he thinks, and getting a lot of shit for it. Says that people generally end up appreciating his candor.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** August 25, 2006, 05:44:29 PM »

Is there an emoticon for Jotaro to express his Stockholm Syndrome sans words?

Vizzys · « **Reply #28 on:** August 25, 2006, 05:54:08 PM »

http://opa-ages.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=68458&st=30#

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** August 25, 2006, 06:01:39 PM »

That Alex/Enigma/Catalyst cariacature is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile. It's hard to capture Waychel's creepy brokedown personality in MS Paint, though.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #30 on:** August 25, 2006, 06:08:32 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** August 25, 2006, 06:09:58 PM »

Vizzys · « **Reply #32 on:** August 25, 2006, 07:00:24 PM »

He laughs back at you willco: http://opa-ages.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=68451
You gonna take that?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #33 on:** August 25, 2006, 07:01:55 PM »

Aw hell nah...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34 on:** August 25, 2006, 07:04:43 PM »

Quote from: Viz on August 25, 2006, 07:00:24 PM

You gonna take that?

Yes.

Quote from: The Dark Shake on August 25, 2006, 07:01:55 PM

Aw hell nah...

Don't act shocked, you started a thread on this already!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #35 on:** August 25, 2006, 09:25:55 PM »

AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!!!1

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Author Topic: In this thread, we discuss Saint Cornelius (Read 3979 times)