Threesomes just dont work

[G The Resurrected]

Seriously why even try?  Its gay as hell having your balls touch another guys balls. Being only a few layers of human away from another guy pumping his oil into a lady. Bj's are fine but double penetration just aint cool man as much as I'd like to like it. I'll keep to using a dildo for when those crazy thoughts come into someones mind.

I need to take a shower soon

[Human Snorenado]

So how much square tonnage was in that threesome, and which kind of bed held up to that?

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I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T LYING ANYMORE

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[G The Resurrected]

This is just a random thought dude.  And your right what the hell kind of bed would support that. I have to tighten my bed every few months just cause of my weight. But its just a thought that was bothering me a great deal mentally.

[Flannel Boy]

I have threesomes all the time. Leftie, rightie, and I.

[G The Resurrected]

Malek get a fleshlight trust me you'll be having just a onesome and you'll love it a lot more.

[Flannel Boy]

Malek get a fleshlight trust me you'll be having just a onesome and you'll love it a lot more.

Some of us like manual labor.

[G The Resurrected]

Malek get a fleshlight trust me you'll be having just a onesome and you'll love it a lot more.

Some of us like manual labor.

Death Grip aint cool man. Just get one and see, its training its that acurate. Put on some porn or some nude pictures of cloudwalking and your good.

[xnikki118x]

I never understood how someone wasn't left out at some point during a threesome. Unless you're doing double penetration, you always have someone kinda watching, you know? Same if it's two girls, only one can get fucked at a time.

[Prost]

I never understood how someone wasn't left out at some point during a threesome. Unless you're doing double penetration, you always have someone kinda watching, you know? Same if it's two girls, only one can get fucked at a time.

one getting fucked while eating out another, or one being on guys mouth while other is on his dick.

It's not THAT far fetched  ya just gotta think of the possibilities

[G The Resurrected]

Or strap on while the guy is fucking the other girl.  Still gay...

Prost are you back with your wife yet? or is she still in arizona?

[Ecrofirt]

I never understood how someone wasn't left out at some point during a threesome. Unless you're doing double penetration, you always have someone kinda watching, you know? Same if it's two girls, only one can get fucked at a time.

Why don't you get some friends, and I'll show you how we can make it work 

[G The Resurrected]

I never understood how someone wasn't left out at some point during a threesome. Unless you're doing double penetration, you always have someone kinda watching, you know? Same if it's two girls, only one can get fucked at a time.

Why don't you get some friends, and I'll show you how we can make it work 

You two arent even married yet and your tired of each other? Jeez i feel sorry for Nikki. Ecro must know what that hallway feels like on his hotdog by memory now.