Your first porn

[Himu]

What was your first hardcore porn? Something you fapped to? Do you even remember?

I remember when I was 14 years old and magically found some tape in my dad's dresser. I was appaled at the things I saw. I didn't know that women swallowed semen, and I couldn't comprehend that they thought it tasted "delicious" as the movie said. It was awesome, quite honestly and I stained the carpet watching that tape more than once.

My first porn was Ice Cream: French Postcard.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125104/

Apparently it has Fred Savage's brother in this? wtf?

80's porn ftw!

[Flannel Boy]

Backside to the Future (1986)

Plot: Large breasted chick goes back in time and sleeps with her father, mother, and herself as a teenager. 

[Himu]

Backside to the Future (1986)

Plot: Large breasted chick goes back in time and sleeps with her father, mother, and herself as a teenager. 

 

[Flannel Boy]

Backside to the Future (1986)

Plot: Large breasted chick goes back in time and sleeps with her father, mother, and herself as a teenager. 

 

"I... can't... this is wrong."
"It's the 60's, sex, love and rock and roll"
"Oh... ok"

[Himu]

Where can I see this?! 

[Flannel Boy]

Where can I see this?! 

I don't know, it was my father's tape. Which is kind of creepy, what with all the incest and all.
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[Phoenix Dark]

Much of my first porn experience consisted of me looking for nude pictures of Britney Spears and similar celebs. I remember back then it seemed like every porn site was free lol. Anyway I was beating off to these quite fake Britney pics when I got this popup for a Japanese site. It depicted stuff I had never imagined before. Women sucking dicks, being fucked in various positions, and lots of cum. I immediately was hooked. Although, I didn't start watching 30sec porn videos until months later.

[Himu]

My first porn had incest as well. It was in an ice cream shop. The owner had his niece over for vacation or something and he warns his co worker not to get in that shit. She's a slut so being a porn, he taps it. Anyways later in the porn this same co worker walks in on the owner fucking his niece.

It's great.

[Flannel Boy]

Well Dark, nobody's beating off to Britney anymore.

[Phoenix Dark]

Technically neither was I. This was in the days when people would poorly photoshop her face onto a white chick's body who happened to be in a barn sticking hay up her vagina

[Himu]

Man I sure could go for some good midget girl porn

[Flannel Boy]

Man I sure could go for some good midget girl porn

umm... yeah.

[The Fake Shemp]

I don't know what it was called or who it featured, but I used to do that 'ole put a VHS tape into the VCR trick to watch that fuzzy, scrambled look at the Spice channel.

[Bloodwake]

I can't even remember mine. All I know was that it was good.

[The Fake Shemp]

I'm still waiting for the obligatory, "I was nervous in front of the camera, but once she/he came out, it was all business, baby!" response.  Maybe Corny will chime in.

[Flannel Boy]

I'm still waiting for the obligatory, "I was nervous in front of the camera, but once she/he came out, it was all business, baby!" response.  Maybe Corny will chime in.

I didn't get the job... because the room was too cold.

[Saint Cornelius]

Maybe Corny will chime in.

nah, I don't have the goods to make it in porn. i hold the camera like a muh though

I saw my first pr0n when I was 12. Don't remember what it was called. Something to do with Misty Beethoven, I think?

[The Fake Shemp]

I still cannot believe that someone named their child (the Olympic skater, to be exact) Misty Hymen.

[Madrun Badrun]

Diary of a Dirty Blond.   

[Human Snorenado]

The first porn I ever saw was some unknown thing for maybe five minutes over at my friend Rusty's house when I was nine or ten.  From what I remember some black dude was the devil and brought these dead hookers around with him to sex up these people at a party.  It was pretty crazy since I had just figured out sex in general and then here I am seeing the black devil dude plow into a girl's ass.  It was like, "You can do that too???"

The first porn I can really remember I saw a couple years later, it was called "Tracy in Heaven" I think.  It also featured incest- Tracy and her twin brother (who look nothing alike) get it on after graduating high school, and then she gets it on with her mom and her mom's boyfriend, her fiance, etc.  Later she dies and goes to heaven and gets it on with her dead dad.  80's porn is fucked up.

[Bacon]

The first porn I saw was some video that was in my dad's car trunk. It looked homemade or something, but I don't remember it well.

The first thing I jacked off to was a film called Skyscraper starring Anna Nicole.

[The Fake Shemp]

Why is incest so prevalent in 70s and 80s porn?

[Bacon]

I don't know, but even today it's still hot.

[etiolate]

My first porn was a brief clip of a fat hairy guy getting sucked off by some trashy looking girl.  It was at a friend of my cousin's trailer, and it was his brother's tape that they put on and I didn't know they were doing so.  I was like 13 and the sight of it nearly made me vomit.  It dstirubed and revolted me and put me off of porn for the longest time.  So my first experience was very bad.

[The Fake Shemp]

You just described Ron Jeremy, my porn counterpart!

[Flannel Boy]

You just described Ron Jeremy, my porn counterpart!

From the waist up.

[etiolate]

It may have been Ron Jeremy. It didn't show his face. The memory is sort of mentally blurred for my own sake.

[The Fake Shemp]

You just described Ron Jeremy, my porn counterpart!

From the waist up.

Yeah, I'm thicker than he is down below.

[Flannel Boy]

You just described Ron Jeremy, my porn counterpart!

From the waist up.

Yeah, I'm thicker than he is down below.

Big thighs?

[The Fake Shemp]

I set you up with an easy bush joke and this is what you deliver?  No wonder you fail the LSAT!

[Yeti]

The first porn I saw was at a friend's house, they had all the movie channels. I remember the name, it was "Anthony's Desire". All I really remember was that there was a man sitting fully clothed on a bed while a naked woman squatted on a floor rubbing him all over. He was just sitting on the bed staring straight ahead, completely disinterested.

Oh and there was a naked woman in the corner playing a cello.

We had to turn it off because his older brother came home with some friends. Which actually reminds me, I guess technically the first porn I saw was on my friend's brother's computer. He wanted to show me a funny video on it it, but didn't know the file name. He chose one at random, and the thing that we saw was just.....ugh.

There was a man, lying naked on a bathroom floor. His mouth was open. Above him was a naked fat woman, squatting up and down over his mouth. We saw all of this for a fraction of a second before we both ran from the room half laughing half retching.

[Polari]

This late 1970s French film, Pussy Talk, which was like a spoof The Exorcist, shot on proper film and really hot.

[Beezy]

I don't remember. It's been too long. I'm sure I was very young though.

[Itch]

My first porn was when my family went on vacation in Italy. I was flipping through the channels in my hotel room looking for cartoons when I stumbled across the adult channels. I think it was of some chick going reverse cowgirl on this dude and the dude was saying some shit to her in German (or German-sounding language) the whole time.

I thought it was the funniest shit I'd ever seen in my life.

It didn't mess me up too much, though I did think all women's vaginas bled when they had sex for the longest time :X