Author Topic: The redWOOD got married thread (Read 6071 times)

Ruzbeh · « **on:** March 18, 2007, 07:54:52 PM »

So this taco will stop spamming random threads with his shit.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:56:52 PM »

he should take the drama to www.mupepe.com drama is good for activity

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #2 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:00:47 PM »

That hurts my feelings...haven't i been hurt enough

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:21:13 PM »

I... don't want to hear this...

:'(

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:25:24 PM »

I thought she broke up with Megafoo? Who the f' did she marry? I are confizzled

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #5 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:27:10 PM »

she married me

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:27:44 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:28:16 PM »

Boogie · « **Reply #8 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:29:13 PM »

Quote from: DeezNutzRBlue on March 18, 2007, 08:27:10 PM

she married me

she married you...but the marriage is getting annulled? what

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:31:12 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on March 18, 2007, 08:29:13 PM

Quote from: DeezNutzRBlue on March 18, 2007, 08:27:10 PM
she married me

she married you...but the marriage is getting annulled? what

So I get the doll for 30 dollars? That's good.
But the doll is cursed
That's bad
But it comes with this free yogurt.
That's good.
The yogurt is fat free.
That's bad.

whiteACID · « **Reply #10 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:32:41 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:36:15 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on March 18, 2007, 08:32:41 PM

wtf

Yeah... WTF?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:40:08 PM »

whiteACID Miss.DeeznutzRblue confirmed

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:42:12 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 18, 2007, 08:40:08 PM

whiteACID Miss.DeeznutzRblue confirmed

Mynutzbebluetoo

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:43:47 PM »

Allournutzbeblue

I think redWOOD is trying to recount as to what happened last night. SHOTGUN WEDDING CONFIRMED

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #15 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:55:24 PM »

This shit be true? Just after i finally come out and tell you my true feelings you go and get married damn you. I cant stay mad at you godbless and good luck

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #16 on:** March 18, 2007, 09:00:44 PM »

She kicked the habit for me Ruzbeh. I guess i forgot to mention she shouldnt drink either.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** March 18, 2007, 10:45:41 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on March 18, 2007, 10:40:40 PM

Considering redWOOD's incredible popularity, I'm surprised this thread didn't explode into an even more incredible ONE THOUSAND PLUS REPLIES THREAD

were not on gaf. I remember the Cloud being single again thread there.

best thread ever.

Yeti · « **Reply #18 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:27:10 AM »

Why wasn't I invited to the wedding? :'(

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** March 19, 2007, 03:36:35 AM »

Who wants to bet on who the next Evilborean to get married will be?

I'm thinking it's going to be either cloudwalking or Willco.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** March 19, 2007, 03:37:47 AM »

I don't think cloudwalking is really seeing anyone and marriage is so far from my mind that it might as well be ABSENT.

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** March 19, 2007, 03:39:43 AM »

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 03:37:47 AM

I don't think cloudwalking is really seeing anyone and marriage is so far from my mind that it might as well be ABSENT.

Uh, Jarosh.

And if CrystalGemini can get you to eat Pocky, she can get you to do anything, including marry her.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** March 19, 2007, 03:41:42 AM »

Trust me, that's not on her agenda! Her focus, and rightly so, is on school. Anything after that, well, that's something a long ways away, if ever, in this relationship. Right now, we're just two people that like hanging out with one another, everything else is secondary.

And I don't think cloudwalking has even met jarosh. Let's not count our e-chickens before they e-hatch.

Ichirou · « **Reply #23 on:** March 19, 2007, 03:44:04 AM »

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 03:41:42 AM

Trust me, that's not on her agenda! Her focus, and rightly so, is on school. Anything after that, well, that's something a long ways away, if ever, in this relationship. Right now, we're just two people that like hanging out with one another, everything else is secondary.

That actually sounds pretty cool. That's what I'd want in a relationship, if goddamn aussies weren't always getting in my way.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #24 on:** March 19, 2007, 03:47:52 AM »

Willco you got it good man. A girl who is understanding. Why couldnt i luck out with something similar. Instead i got the worst kind a selfish manipulative person who only understands themselves. It sucks.

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** March 19, 2007, 03:49:02 AM »

Quote from: G on March 19, 2007, 03:47:52 AM

Willco you got it good man. A girl who is understanding. Why couldnt i luck out with something similar. Instead i got the worst kind a selfish manipulative person who only understands themselves. It sucks.

Break up with her.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #26 on:** March 19, 2007, 03:52:17 AM »

your beating a dead horse Ichirou. I love her and i'm affraid what that means now. Cause me loving her has caused me to do some crazy ass things. Even wanting to end my life. So i'm taking sometime right now to re-evalute my life and what it means to really love someone.

Ichirou · « **Reply #27 on:** March 19, 2007, 03:53:15 AM »

Quote from: G on March 19, 2007, 03:52:17 AM

your beating a dead horse Ichirou. I love her and i'm affraid what that means now. Cause me loving her has caused me to do some crazy ass things. Even wanting to end my life. So i'm taking sometime right now to re-evalute my life and what it means to really love someone.

Is she a japafag? The one you mentioned in the other thread?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #28 on:** March 19, 2007, 03:55:06 AM »

$:-\$ yeah she is, but i dont mind it really. It was when all of my money was going towards jpop that i went nuts. She's calmed down and turning her obsession into a future job hopefully. She's in school learning japanese.

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** March 19, 2007, 03:56:18 AM »

Quote from: G on March 19, 2007, 03:55:06 AM

$:-\$ yeah she is, but i dont mind it really. It was when all of my money was going towards jpop that i went nuts. She's calmed down and turning her obsession into a future job hopefully. She's in school learning japanese.

Be careful she doesn't end up dumping you for an asian dude and moves to Japan or something. It's happened before with people I know. $:-\$

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #30 on:** March 19, 2007, 03:58:15 AM »

Yeah yeah she's got it mad for the guy on the tv show heroes.

Ichirou · « **Reply #31 on:** March 19, 2007, 03:58:56 AM »

Quote from: G on March 19, 2007, 03:58:15 AM

Yeah yeah she's got it mad for the guy on the tv show heroes.

You're kidding, right? That dude?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #32 on:** March 19, 2007, 04:05:08 AM »

Yeah i've got no hope if she finds a guy like him. Just knowing their demeaner i realize that she'll go for a guy like that. And asians are submissive and will do whatever she wants and give up all their money.

Ichirou · « **Reply #33 on:** March 19, 2007, 04:05:48 AM »

Quote from: G on March 19, 2007, 04:05:08 AM

Yeah i've got no hope if she finds a guy like him. Just knowing their demeaner i realize that she'll go for a guy like that. And asians are submissive and will do whatever she wants and give up all their money.

Asian men are not submissive, most of them treat their girlfriends/wives pretty badly, according to Western expectations, anyway.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #34 on:** March 19, 2007, 04:07:07 AM »

The ones over here that are nerds are usually submissive. At least from my general experience they are also very shy and shit.

Ichirou · « **Reply #35 on:** March 19, 2007, 04:08:07 AM »

Quote from: G on March 19, 2007, 04:07:07 AM

The ones over here that are nerds are usually submissive. At least from my general experience they are also very shy and shit.

Yeah, but those ones are so shy that they're never going to try to make a move on your lady. So you're safe.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #36 on:** March 19, 2007, 04:09:07 AM »

Bullshit she's in a classroom with japafag wannabe anime loving nerds. She's probably in heaven in her classes.

Ichirou · « **Reply #37 on:** March 19, 2007, 04:10:03 AM »

Quote from: G on March 19, 2007, 04:09:07 AM

Bullshit she's in a classroom with japafag wannabe anime loving nerds. She's probably in heaven in her classes.

Are they asian? If they're not, you have nothing to worry about.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #38 on:** March 19, 2007, 04:12:29 AM »

It doesnt matter if they are asian they can be overweight just like me. I'm not into shit like that. Its not my way of life. But for her she loves it. I support it but damn its really fucking things up.

None the less i wanna get married damnit. I got my Celsior (LS400) i wanna drive to las vegas and get hitched.

Ichirou · « **Reply #39 on:** March 19, 2007, 04:14:56 AM »

Quote from: G on March 19, 2007, 04:12:29 AM

It doesnt matter if they are asian they can be overweight just like me. I'm not into shit like that. Its not my way of life. But for her she loves it. I support it but damn its really fucking things up.

None the less i wanna get married damnit. I got my Celsior (LS400) i wanna drive to las vegas and get hitched.

GET A PRENUP

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #40 on:** March 19, 2007, 04:17:19 AM »

she already has half of my shit and even more. Wait can i get back the stuff i've given to her? haha i'm not evil like that.

Funny coincidence i'm watching cheaters this show rocks.

Ichirou · « **Reply #41 on:** March 19, 2007, 04:18:00 AM »

Quote from: G on March 19, 2007, 04:17:19 AM

she already has half of my shit and even more. Wait can i get back the stuff i've given to her? haha i'm not evil like that.

You probably could if you kept the receipts, proved you had bought them, and then lied about ever giving them to her.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #42 on:** March 19, 2007, 04:28:14 AM »

Haha, i'd probably have better luck with hypnosis

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #43 on:** March 19, 2007, 05:07:20 AM »

i would definitely reccommend a prenup. Though i don't see any of those types of problems on the horizon, it's a scary feeling...If she loves you, she will understand.

etiolate · « **Reply #44 on:** March 19, 2007, 05:17:35 AM »

Cloud? Crystal? rewood? Megafoo?

I fucked 'em all.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #45 on:** March 19, 2007, 05:25:31 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on March 19, 2007, 05:17:35 AM

Cloud? Crystal? rewood? Megafoo?

I fucked 'em all.

Joseph hows your love life going? You catch something yet?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #46 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:40:58 AM »

Junpei and I are hooking up

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #47 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:43:29 AM »

me and himu are going to get married at one of those states that allows that sort of thing. I call groom!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #48 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:48:13 AM »

Get ready for Himu to suggest Japan $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #49 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:49:59 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 19, 2007, 11:48:13 AM

Get ready for Himu to suggest Japan $:-\$

I'm fine with that.

specking of which where has metdroid been all weekend?

Mupepe · « **Reply #50 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:54:54 AM »

Catz and i have been talking about mariage for i bit now. should be soon

Tauntaun · « **Reply #51 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:26:43 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 19, 2007, 11:54:54 AM

Catz and i have been talking about mariage for i bit now. should be soon

you're way outta her league, break the news to her gently, then come ill wit me.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #52 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:34:13 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 19, 2007, 11:54:54 AM

Catz and i have been talking about mariage for i bit now. should be soon

man I love catz. when that happens can we all live in an abandoned mansion like Rebel without a cause? Then I'll end up getting shot, and you'll be like "noooooo" and then we'll get a black woman - we don't have any black women here so we'll get himu to be like "That poor boy had-a no ones"

...when I get to texas can we act out a rebel without a cause and put it on youtube?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I was totally making a joke there and forgot what I wanted to say after the first sentence

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #53 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:35:30 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 19, 2007, 12:34:13 PM

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I was totally making a joke there and forgot what I wanted to say after the first sentence
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this is why I

you

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #54 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:37:05 PM »

I told you she was trixy. I told you she was false

Prost · « **Reply #55 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:46:49 PM »

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 03:41:42 AM

Trust me, that's not on her agenda! Her focus, and rightly so, is on school. Anything after that, well, that's something a long ways away, if ever, in this relationship. Right now, we're just two people that like hanging out with one another, everything else is secondary.

And I don't think cloudwalking has even met jarosh. Let's not count our e-chickens before they e-hatch.

it bugs me when people put school as #1 like it's the ultimate #1 thing in a person's life. You gotta do both if you want the full package, this includes the woman and the job. They're both equally important to survive, and the woman is actually the harder part to do! Who the fuck taught you anything else? If you found one that's kickass, jesus hang on man! Don't sit here and think studies somehow take precedence...

and who cares about redwood's marraige. the poor bastard will have to deal with her sleeping around anyways... lol, 5 thousand dollar engagement ring or not!

whiteACID · « **Reply #56 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:55:36 PM »

I'm not married you fucking moron. How can Catz put up with your dumbass? Jesus, you are in college yet can't even use proper grammar and syntax!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #57 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:56:30 PM »

then what was that thesenutsrblue guy about?

whiteACID · « **Reply #58 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:57:31 PM »

It was PD's joke account

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #59 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:58:39 PM »

He didn't get me with danel but be got me this time.

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Author Topic: The redWOOD got married thread (Read 6071 times)

Ruzbeh