Author Topic: This is the Sorting Hat. What Hogwarts house do you belong in? (Read 4113 times)

Himu · « **on:** March 19, 2007, 12:39:05 AM »

Tell me about yourself and I'll sort you.

The choices are:

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:41:13 AM »

I'm me what house do i belong in?

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:41:38 AM »

You sound conceited. You go in Slytherin.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:42:05 AM »

potter? $:-\$

Me, I'm a sexy white loner guy who enoughs games and not doing homework as this weekend has shown

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:43:16 AM »

Quote from: In Limbo on March 19, 2007, 12:41:38 AM

You sound conceited. You go in Slytherin.

Only if your talking about my dick

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:45:29 AM »

I don't think I'm idealistic or brave enough to be in Gryffindor, but if the Weasleys can get in so can I lol.

God I would kill for a Harry Potter MMO.

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:45:41 AM »

Quote from: G on March 19, 2007, 12:43:16 AM

Quote from: In Limbo on March 19, 2007, 12:41:38 AM
You sound conceited. You go in Slytherin.

Only if your talking about my dick

In out, in out?

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:46:16 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2007, 12:45:29 AM

God I would kill for a Harry Potter MMO.

Now that is a damn fine idea for an mmo.

You could get picked in a house and shit. Oh the possibilities.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #8 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:48:07 AM »

Quote from: In Limbo on March 19, 2007, 12:45:41 AM

Quote from: G on March 19, 2007, 12:43:16 AM
Quote from: In Limbo on March 19, 2007, 12:41:38 AM
You sound conceited. You go in Slytherin.

Only if your talking about my dick

In out, in out?

What? haha my dick is long and sneaky

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:48:11 AM »

I was ignored.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:52:05 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 19, 2007, 12:42:05 AM

potter? $:-\$

Me, I'm a sexy white loner guy who enoughs games and not doing homework as this weekend has shown

You're a huffle puff. Huffle puffs are naturally emo because the name of their house SUCKS. You might as well end yourself.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:53:06 AM »

Do me next

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:53:56 AM »

Tell me about yourself.

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:54:48 AM »

No way, give me your best guess

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:56:26 AM »

Demi, you seem proud of yourself. You pride yourself in being funny and awesome. You're brave because you toil through terrible game after game just to tell US how it actually is.

You're a Gryffindor, mate.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #15 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:04:05 AM »

Do me Himumu!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:07:34 AM »

Quote from: In Limbo on March 19, 2007, 12:46:16 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2007, 12:45:29 AM
God I would kill for a Harry Potter MMO.

Now that is a damn fine idea for an mmo.

You could get picked in a house and shit. Oh the possibilities.

So many possibilities. The various skillsets could be like Animagi, Parseltongue, etc

littlemathletics · « **Reply #17 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:08:12 AM »

Do me Himu.

whiteACID · « **Reply #18 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:08:56 AM »

I can speak Sign Language Fluently
I avoid confrontation
I enjoy reading, (esp. History)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:24:48 AM »

I'm pretty awesome.

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:40:40 AM »

Quote from: whiteACID on March 19, 2007, 11:08:56 AM

I can speak Sign Language Fluently
I avoid confrontation
I enjoy reading, (esp. History)

Sounds to me like you're a Ravenclaw!

You guys tell me more about yourself so I can sort you!

Trumph: Sounds to me like you're a Slytherin. Slytherin's are fucking AWESOME.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:44:23 AM »

Quote from: In Limbo on March 19, 2007, 12:52:05 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 19, 2007, 12:42:05 AM
potter? $:-\$

Me, I'm a sexy white loner guy who enoughs games and not doing homework as this weekend has shown

You're a huffle puff. Huffle puffs are naturally emo because the name of their house SUCKS. You might as well end yourself.

what animal is on their badge? I like it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:45:04 AM »

I have visted 12chan more than once

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:50:41 AM »

Here's the basic info on all the various houses:

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Gryffindor values courage, chivalry and boldness. Its emblematic animal is the lion and its colours are scarlet and gold

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Hufflepuff, founded by Helga Hufflepuff, is the most inclusive among the four houses, valuing hard work, patience, friendship and fair play rather than a particular aptitude in its members. Its emblematic animal is the badger, and yellow and black are its colours.

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Ravenclaw values intelligence, knowledge and wit. Its emblematic animal is the eagle, and its colours are blue and bronze.

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Slytherin house values ambition, cunning and resourcefulness. Its emblematic animal is the serpent, and its colours are green and silver.

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:52:14 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2007, 11:45:04 AM

I have visted 12chan more than once

What's 12chan

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:52:19 AM »

I'm a ravenclaw, huffpuffl is like my polar opposite.

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:54:41 AM »

Okay, goddamit. You win. I can't blame you either. Huffle Puff is the gayest name ever.

If I was a hufflepuff in an HP book I'd kill myself

Cheebs · « **Reply #27 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:10:08 PM »

do me I like james bond and POLITICS

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #28 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:15:25 PM »

Quote from: In Limbo on March 19, 2007, 11:52:14 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2007, 11:45:04 AM
I have visted 12chan more than once

What's 12chan

12chan is where you can get some jailbait.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:17:37 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2007, 11:45:04 AM

I have visted 12chan more than once

give me a link to this same with 2chan. There always talked about a lot but I've never been able to find them. I can't believe the shit people say goes on really goes on there.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:33:03 PM »

http://www.12chan.org/

I'm radical and against the establishment. WHUT

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:45:55 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2007, 12:33:03 PM

http://www.12chan.org/

I'm radical and against the establishment. WHUT

Jesus christ. They have a whole section devoted to jailbait

how can they get away with the pictures they post.

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:56:18 PM »

Will I go to jail for viewing that site?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** March 19, 2007, 12:58:30 PM »

Quote from: In Limbo on March 19, 2007, 12:56:18 PM

Will I go to jail for viewing that site?

No but I wish I hadn't.

Himu · « **Reply #34 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:00:10 PM »

Fuck you PD. You're a beauxbutton or whatever. You're a Frenchie.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #35 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:00:48 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike typing with one hand on March 19, 2007, 12:58:30 PM

No but I wish I hadn't.

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subtle joke

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:33:53 PM »

I'll go to no house, because magic is for dorks.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:41:42 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 19, 2007, 01:00:48 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike typing with one hand on March 19, 2007, 12:58:30 PM

No but I wish I hadn't.

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subtle joke
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I meant I wish I hadn't gone to the site.

Prison was a blast.

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:45:40 PM »

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 01:33:53 PM

I'll go to no house, because magic is for dorks.

hey now.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #39 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:46:51 PM »

I said do me bitch! I gave you awesome ass pics.

Himu · « **Reply #40 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:48:42 PM »

AND I SAID TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:49:28 PM »

You know what house I belong in? My house, not some magic house for losers.

demi · « **Reply #42 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:53:38 PM »

I think there is a clause about jews and magic anyway. Something about using it for their own evil money-fueled greed and all that.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #43 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:54:20 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 19, 2007, 01:53:38 PM

I think there is a clause about jews and magic anyway. Something about using it for their own evil money-fueled greed and all that.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #44 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:03:11 PM »

Quote from: In Limbo on March 19, 2007, 01:48:42 PM

AND I SAID TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF

Um....I like to do new things..and um...I like to read....and I make hilarious observations to my friends...

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I not too good at this

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Quote from: demi on March 19, 2007, 01:53:38 PM

I think there is a clause about jews and magic anyway. Something about using it for their own evil money-fueled greed and all that.

lol

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #45 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:07:46 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 19, 2007, 01:53:38 PM

I think there is a clause about jews and magic anyway. Something about using it for their own evil money-fueled greed and all that.

It's not magic, idiot. It's called NewsCorp.

demi · « **Reply #46 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:08:37 PM »

OH! HE'S CASTING A SPELL! RUN!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #47 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:11:13 PM »

$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #48 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:11:48 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #49 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:12:35 PM »

Let's throw him down the well!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #50 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:13:16 PM »

It will do you no good - I can fly.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #51 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:15:33 PM »

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 02:13:16 PM

It will do you no good - I can fly.

We'll nail the top of the well shut.

Though you might use your Jew horns to burrow out.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #52 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:16:27 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 19, 2007, 02:15:33 PM

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 02:13:16 PM
It will do you no good - I can fly.
We'll nail the top of the well shut.

he'll just bribe the rats to dig him a tunnel. The jews have the power to even make animals money hungrey!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #53 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:16:54 PM »

I filed down them down to look normal. But I can shift shapes.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #54 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:18:37 PM »

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 02:16:54 PM

I filed down them down to look normal. But I can shift shapes.

Maybe you want to shift to a less round shape, just sayin'.

Himu · « **Reply #55 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:19:24 PM »

Burn him at the stake

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #56 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:19:44 PM »

Thats it! I'm switching to Judaism.

Himu · « **Reply #57 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:20:45 PM »

Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 19, 2007, 02:03:11 PM

Quote from: In Limbo on March 19, 2007, 01:48:42 PM
AND I SAID TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF

Um....I like to do new things..and um...I like to read....and I make hilarious observations to my friends...

Since you like to read, I assume you like knowledge?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #58 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:20:46 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 19, 2007, 02:18:37 PM

Quote from: Willco on March 19, 2007, 02:16:54 PM
I filed down them down to look normal. But I can shift shapes.
Maybe you want to shift to a less round shape, just sayin'.

jesus.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #59 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:21:50 PM »

Maybe Malek wants to shift to a shape that lets him pass the LSAT.

News:

Author Topic: This is the Sorting Hat. What Hogwarts house do you belong in? (Read 4113 times)