Bloodwake bitches about KY.

[Bloodwake]

so evidently my roommate is pissed because I got drunk last night. He's avoided me all day and now he basically just told me that he's pissed at me (and his girlfriend who's always in here is too)

Alcohol - against school rules
Girlfriend always in the room after visitation hours - against school rules.

Anyways, I'm tired of this bullshit this state preaches. Every other state is better. It's not just him.

IT WAS FUCKING ST PATRICK'S DAY.

Anyways, I'm done bitching

[littlemathletics]

This sounds like excellent sitcom material. Be drunk more often. Get surly, if possible. Can you do an Irish accent? That's always funny for drunk and surly people.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm sure your body appreciates being poisoned

[G The Resurrected]

Bible state? or what? if i was at dorms i'd have booze fuck everyone else. And pussy all the time i dont care what time it is. Pink meat is always good.

[The Fake Shemp]

Booze rocks!

[G The Resurrected]

Booze rocks!

That it does brother. You now live near a brew masters dream Willco. SF has shops dedicated to home brewery stuff.

[Phoenix Dark]

Bloodwake did the stuff you drank last night taste good to you?

[Bloodwake]

Bible state? or what? if i was at dorms i'd have booze fuck everyone else. And pussy all the time i dont care what time it is. Pink meat is always good.

Yes. This is a Bible state. This is THE Bible State. This is a state where evolution is taught by every teacher after a long twenty minute speech about how it is just a theory and it's fake and the government is making them teach it.

This is a state where half of the state is dry. For those keeping score, that means the sale of alcohol is prohibited in that state to anyone. This is why bootleggers still exist in this state.

This is a state where the legislature gave state funds to a PRIVATE SCHOOL after they kicked out a gay person.

This state sucks.

[Bloodwake]

Bloodwake did the stuff you drank last night taste good to you?

It tasted good whenever I didn't have to worry about schoolwork and my life every waking minute of my existence because the alcohol numbed my thought process.

[G The Resurrected]

God damn what is this state it must be reclaimed by civilized people like myself.

[Bloodwake]

God damn what is this state it must be reclaimed by civilized people like myself.

By the way, sometimes I think all of those hillbilly sterotypes aren't that far off.

[brawndolicious]

By the way, sometimes I think all of those hillbilly sterotypes aren't that far off.

I had a friend form Kentucky, he hated it.

Said they hated California.

He hated that guy.

That was his father.

Oh and as for your roommate, just kick him in the nuts and his girlfriend in the nuts.  When they're on the ground, piss on them.

Piss on them hard.

[G The Resurrected]

Cum on the toilet seat before she goes to the bathroom.

[Bloodwake]

Cum on the toilet seat before she goes to the bathroom.

since I live in a public dorm, that plan would not work.

A guy taking a shit would probably sit in my cum.

[G The Resurrected]

Good prank either way.

[ToxicAdam]

So, where's the complaint about lubricant??

[Bloodwake]

So, where's the complaint about lubricant??

Honestly, this state's so bad, someone should rub their dick with it.

[Phoenix Dark]

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