explain to me the history of eb

[bud]

im interested

[Cheebs]

gaf got stupid and this board was made voilia

[Himu]

gaf administration made gaf a censor heaven, and then maf and drinky got black listed, so willco and maf made this haven.

[BlueTsunami]

Himu got banned and went to Japan to find some sailors. Found one who would front the server costs (had to have sex with him though. Heard he was the catcher). Thats bout it.

[Himu]

Himu got plutoed and went to Japan to find some sailors. Found one who would front the server costs (had to have sex with him though. Heard he was the catcher). Thats bout it.

This turns me on SO much.

[bud]

himu likes it up the butty?

[Madrun Badrun]

himu likes it up the butty?

bi

he changed his reply!  How did it change my quote though?  Mysteries! 

[Himu]

himu likes it up the butty?

You didn't hear it from me.

[bud]

it's all making sense now

[Himu]

himu likes it up the butty?

He does swing that way, but prefers to not be on the receiving end, no.

ruz are you coming over tonight?

[Tauntaun]

himu likes it up the butty?

He does swing that way, but prefers to not be on the receiving end, no.

ruz are you coming over tonight?

sounds like butt secks in the making

[whiteACID]

How come every thread somehow turns into a gay parade?

[Tauntaun]

How come every thread somehow turns into a gay parade?

[BlueTsunami]

How come every thread somehow turns into a gay parade?

When a bunch of cocks converge into one place (Evilbore) gay subtext is all there is to work with

[Human Snorenado]

No thread about the genesis of EB would be complete without some gay subtext!

[Flannel Boy]

 

[BlueTsunami]

Pretty much, and who wouldn't want to stick their finger up Himu's butt? Sounds like a sweet deal to me

[Himu]

 

[Flannel Boy]

Pretty much, and who wouldn't want to stick their finger up Himu's butt? Sounds like a sweet deal to me

sweet deal, sure,  but don't lick your finger afterwards, not much of a sweet meal.

[Tauntaun]

Pretty much, and who wouldn't want to stick their finger up Himu's butt? Sounds like a sweet deal to me

The episode of Family Guy last night had to do with prostate exams, which involve fingers up butts.  I totally just connected our experiences in a way.

[Flannel Boy]

Pretty much, and who wouldn't want to stick their finger up Himu's butt? Sounds like a sweet deal to me

The episode of Family Guy last night had to do with prostate exams, which involve fingers up butts.  I totally just connected our experiences in a way.

I know how to make it a closer connection!

[whiteACID]

How come every thread somehow turns into a gay parade?

When a bunch of cocks converge into one place (Evilbore) gay subtext is all there is to work with

Even GAF isn't this bad.

[ToxicAdam]

How come every thread somehow turns into a gay parade?

Young, meterosexual males with no reference of what a real vagina feels like?

[Himu]

How come every thread somehow turns into a gay parade?

I'm sorry sweety. I'll try my hardest not to do it again. 

[Flannel Boy]

How come every thread somehow turns into a gay parade?

I'm sorry sweety. I'll try my hardest not to do it again. 

I like it when you are at your hardest.

[Madrun Badrun]

Pretty much, and who wouldn't want to stick their finger up Himu's butt? Sounds like a sweet deal to me

sweet deal, sure,  but don't lick your finger afterwards, not much of a sweet meal.

  now your a rapper.  man when you were a kid were you a remember of the Organized rhyme?   

[Flannel Boy]

Pretty much, and who wouldn't want to stick their finger up Himu's butt? Sounds like a sweet deal to me

sweet deal, sure,  but don't lick your finger afterwards, not much of a sweet meal.

  now your a rapper.  man when you were a kid were you a remember of the Organized rhyme?   

I wanted to join, but I never had the tyme. 

[demi]

How come every thread somehow turns into a gay parade?

Young, meterosexual males with no reference of what a real vagina feels like?

Dime a dozen you say? Doesn't sound like I'm missing out on anything at all.

[Phoenix Dark]

Basically Willco had been on the down low for about 3 years, in a homosexual relationship with EvilLore. They finally decided to have sex after the third year, at which point Willco realized EvilLore's penis was only 2 inches long, making him a non factor in the gay community. Willco told MAF and Drinky about this, which enraged EvilLore. He put all three of them on a blacklist, which meant all the well hung black men were to ignore them forever.

Upset by this betrayel, Willco set off to create his own forum where more faux heterosexual men could discuss homosexual lifestyles, fashions, movies, and Sam Raimi. He named the site EvilBore in reference to the boring nature of his uneventful sexual relationship with the man he once loved.

[Flannel Boy]

 :nuhuh

[bud]

Basically Willco had been on the down low for about 3 years, in a homosexual relationship with EvilLore. They finally decided to have sex after the third year, at which point Willco realized EvilLore's penis was only 2 inches long, making him a non factor in the gay community. Willco told MAF and Drinky about this, which enraged EvilLore. He put all three of them on a blacklist, which meant all the well hung black men were to ignore them forever.

Upset by this betrayel, Willco set off to create his own forum where more faux heterosexual men could discuss homosexual lifestyles, fashions, movies, and Sam Raimi. He named the site EvilBore in reference to the boring nature of his uneventful sexual relationship with the man he once loved.

that's some deep shit

[Tauntaun]

Basically Willco had been on the down low for about 3 years, in a homosexual relationship with EvilLore. They finally decided to have sex after the third year, at which point Willco realized EvilLore's penis was only 2 inches long, making him a non factor in the gay community. Willco told MAF and Drinky about this, which enraged EvilLore. He put all three of them on a blacklist, which meant all the well hung black men were to ignore them forever.

Upset by this betrayel, Willco set off to create his own forum where more faux heterosexual men could discuss homosexual lifestyles, fashions, movies, and Sam Raimi. He named the site EvilBore in reference to the boring nature of his uneventful sexual relationship with the man he once loved.

that's some deep shit

Yeah we should have that posted somewhere as fact, or make all new EBers memorize it.

[ToxicAdam]

Dime a dozen you say? Doesn't sound like I'm missing out on anything at all.

If only you could unlock Xbox Acheivement Points by getting laid. You would get motivated.

[Himu]

If only you could unlock an Xbox Acheivement Points by getting laid. You would get motivated.

ahahaha

[Tauntaun]

If only you could unlock Xbox Acheivement Points by getting laid. You would get motivated.

  this needs to be bumped

[Flannel Boy]

Dime a dozen you say? Doesn't sound like I'm missing out on anything at all.

If only you could unlock Xbox Acheivement Points by getting laid. You would get motivated.

 

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[BlueTsunami]

Dime a dozen you say? Doesn't sound like I'm missing out on anything at all.

If only you could unlock Xbox Acheivement Points by getting laid. You would get motivated.

BOOOOMBA, I'ma have to use that one for the Virgin Crew on GAF. Holy shit

[cloudwalking]

i'd donate some achievement points for this cause.

[BlueTsunami]

i'd donate some achievement points for this cause.

[Saint Cornelius]

[cloudwalking]

[BlueTsunami]

Awww Saint.C with the better Achievement

Demi wins

[cloudwalking]

but how many points should it be worth?

[Flannel Boy]

When Jarosh hears about this he's going to photoshop his fist up Demi's ass.

[Saint Cornelius]

but how many points should it be worth?

sixty-nine, of course.

[Tauntaun]

but how many points should it be worth?

sixty-nine, of course.

ba-zing!