Author Topic: Who would YOU cast in Evilbore: The Movie? (Read 11348 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** March 20, 2007, 03:51:07 AM »

You've just been made a casting director with the power to cast anyone from any time and space and given the job of casting Evilbore: The Movie as a big budget teen comedy. Who would you cast?

My choices.

Willco:

TVC 15:

The Dark Shake:

cloudwalking:

Saint Cornelius:

Phoenix Dark:

Himuro:

Mupepe:

So, who would you guys cast in your film version of Evilbore?

max_cool · « **Reply #1 on:** March 20, 2007, 03:57:26 AM »

I would cast myself as Mupepe and proceed to write nothing but hot tub scenes with girls that don't post on internet forums.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** March 20, 2007, 04:00:36 AM »

What an uninspired and unoriginal pick, Ichirou. There can be only one man cool enough to play myself:

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #3 on:** March 20, 2007, 04:01:40 AM »

Willco i dont think you got the same wit as Bruce. Thats not a knock but having him play you is kind of a knock to him.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** March 20, 2007, 04:33:26 AM »

I see G is eyeing the new Townie Leper tag!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #5 on:** March 20, 2007, 04:38:18 AM »

You dont frighten me, but i knows where you lives. I'm out side your windows fucking your shit up. Jk nah i just have a lot of respect for Bruce and i dont feel its fair to put you two on the same level. Thats kind of a knock to him and his greatness. But its nothing personal against you man. You should feel the same way. But i'm gonna take it your fandiction is similar to demi's with nick frost.

I'll now shut up.

Ichirou · « **Reply #6 on:** March 20, 2007, 04:39:05 AM »

Quote from: Willco on March 20, 2007, 04:00:36 AM

What an uninspired and unoriginal pick, Ichirou. There can be only one man cool enough to play myself:

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I knew I'd get heat from you for my pick, but you have to think of it as the Christian Bale as Batman situation. Andy Milonakis is the guy the fans, YOUR fans, demanded for the role. I had no choice but to give in.

Bruce Campbell cameos as your dad, though.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #7 on:** March 20, 2007, 04:43:52 AM »

The long lost dad he never knew.

I'm curious who would play me. Philip Seymour Hofman with dark brown hair would be a pretty freaky rendition of me.

Ichirou · « **Reply #8 on:** March 20, 2007, 04:52:38 AM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #9 on:** March 20, 2007, 04:55:00 AM »

Oh shit haha, i never really figured i'd be like him. But damnit i am like him in lots of ways.

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** March 20, 2007, 04:57:59 AM »

Quote from: G on March 20, 2007, 04:55:00 AM

Oh shit haha, i never really figured i'd be like him. But damnit i am like him in lots of ways.

I was looking for a pic of him in Con Air since that's the look I'd want for him in the film but I couldn't find one big enough.

drozmight · « **Reply #11 on:** March 20, 2007, 08:00:10 AM »

Can Crispin Glover play me?

tiesto · « **Reply #12 on:** March 20, 2007, 08:13:31 AM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #13 on:** March 20, 2007, 10:22:34 AM »

oh fuck that, I demand a recast.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** March 20, 2007, 10:30:40 AM »

You know who.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** March 20, 2007, 10:51:49 AM »

Chris Webber as me, Tyra as Vampire girl

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** March 20, 2007, 10:54:05 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 20, 2007, 10:30:40 AM

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You know who.

Exactly. The fact that someone else was suggested proves that this thread is made of fail and bad.

MemeMachine · « **Reply #17 on:** March 20, 2007, 11:20:16 AM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** March 20, 2007, 11:21:12 AM »

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FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #19 on:** March 20, 2007, 11:37:38 AM »

I made this thread already!

I would be played by John Cusack.

MemeMachine · « **Reply #20 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:23:43 PM »

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yeah it's old now

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** March 20, 2007, 01:32:56 PM »

YOU SON OF A BITCH

Bloodwake · « **Reply #22 on:** March 20, 2007, 01:36:05 PM »

So, who would play me?

My honest to god pick would probably be Jake Gyllenhaal.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** March 20, 2007, 01:36:25 PM »

O BLAARGGAG is a good casting for Shake

Vizzys · « **Reply #24 on:** March 20, 2007, 01:36:51 PM »

Quote from: In Limbo on March 20, 2007, 01:32:56 PM

YOU SON OF A BITCH

I lol'd when I saw bob saget under your nick

Tauntaun · « **Reply #25 on:** March 20, 2007, 01:45:17 PM »

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i've got e-stamina dude, try me

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Bloodwake · « **Reply #26 on:** March 20, 2007, 01:45:21 PM »

Drinky Crow would be played by:

because James Rolfe would make a good forum troll.

MemeMachine · « **Reply #27 on:** March 20, 2007, 02:06:54 PM »

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #28 on:** March 20, 2007, 02:33:58 PM »

chicken butt, that's what, OH OH I MADE A FUNNY EAT IT MONSTER!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #29 on:** March 20, 2007, 02:35:36 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on March 20, 2007, 10:22:34 AM

oh fuck that, I demand a recast.

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Thats actually a really good casting. He's even kinda crazy like you. But in that good way that makes you so loveable.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #30 on:** March 20, 2007, 02:36:21 PM »

Aw, you're nice G.

PLEASE BE SAFE G!

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** March 20, 2007, 02:36:50 PM »

HOW COME PD IS BLACK BUT I'M NOT

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #32 on:** March 20, 2007, 02:40:23 PM »

Quote from: In Limbo on March 20, 2007, 02:36:50 PM

HOW COME PD IS BLACK BUT I'M NOT

Isnt that the trajedy of the day? You come off as being more black than PD does Garrett. But yet we all know PD is white as hell. Would you not agree that you were miss cast?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** March 20, 2007, 02:47:22 PM »

some one cast me!

I think himu would be Forest Whitaker.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #34 on:** March 20, 2007, 02:50:23 PM »

Father mike

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** March 20, 2007, 02:51:36 PM »

does this move take place in the far future?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #36 on:** March 20, 2007, 02:52:40 PM »

Wait your young? hmmmm i now have to find someone else. John C reminds me of you cause your both laid back and funny.

Ok this guy then

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** March 20, 2007, 03:04:09 PM »

I'll take it and John Reilly for the last scene in the move where everyone for evilbore gathers in the far future to morn the death of our oldest virgin member.

I'm helping to write the script!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #38 on:** March 20, 2007, 03:07:51 PM »

we should mourn his death by spanking Mupepe

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #39 on:** March 20, 2007, 03:13:54 PM »

Oh shit that sounds like a fucking hilarious fucking setup.

Garnet · « **Reply #40 on:** March 20, 2007, 04:46:25 PM »

I'd cast Jennifer love hewitt.
Big tits, kinda annoying. Perfect.

Bacon · « **Reply #41 on:** March 20, 2007, 04:48:50 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #42 on:** March 20, 2007, 04:50:04 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on March 20, 2007, 04:46:25 PM

I'd cast Jennifer love hewitt.
Big tits, kinda annoying. Perfect.

I was thinking more like Shannon Dougherty.

Garnet · « **Reply #43 on:** March 20, 2007, 05:03:16 PM »

you think? Shes has a wierd eye

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #44 on:** March 20, 2007, 05:03:50 PM »

Well, she looked a lot like the girl in the pics that you Serafitia'd

Garnet · « **Reply #45 on:** March 20, 2007, 05:10:38 PM »

"Take then post" I think you mean. Bless. So confused.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #46 on:** March 20, 2007, 05:11:40 PM »

who's this garnet person?

Mupepe · « **Reply #47 on:** March 20, 2007, 05:13:11 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 20, 2007, 05:11:40 PM

who's this garnet person?

My fiance.

Babe, where ya been? Dinner is cold.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #48 on:** March 20, 2007, 05:18:05 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 20, 2007, 05:13:11 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 20, 2007, 05:11:40 PM
who's this garnet person?
My fiance.

Babe, where ya been? Dinner is cold.

You can't have all the e-chicks Mupepe! I consider these fake e-relationships cheating on Julia, so I think you should let catz go, so we can hold hands on the couch while watching dirty jobs.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #49 on:** March 20, 2007, 05:21:09 PM »

This doesn't sound like a good script.

Sido · « **Reply #50 on:** March 20, 2007, 05:22:10 PM »

someone cast me (:

Garnet · « **Reply #51 on:** March 20, 2007, 05:22:52 PM »

mup - nice forum, needs more drama before i join :p

Cheebs · « **Reply #52 on:** March 20, 2007, 05:25:03 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on March 20, 2007, 05:22:52 PM

mup - nice forum, needs more drama before i join :p

don't worry, I got something planned. Mupepe is very excited about it

Mupepe · « **Reply #53 on:** March 20, 2007, 05:42:26 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 20, 2007, 05:18:05 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on March 20, 2007, 05:13:11 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 20, 2007, 05:11:40 PM
who's this garnet person?
My fiance.

Babe, where ya been? Dinner is cold.

You can't have all the e-chicks Mupepe! I consider these fake e-relationships cheating on Julia, so I think you should let catz go, so we can hold hands on the couch while watching dirty jobs.

Julia knows about the extracurricular activities on this forum. There is no way I'm letting Catz go. But I'll still hold your hand.

Quote from: Garnet on March 20, 2007, 05:22:52 PM

mup - nice forum, needs more drama before i join :p

The day you join my forum, my life will be complete

It's steadily growing :btw And as Cheebs said, he does have something deliciously underhanded he needs to reveal.

Ichirou · « **Reply #54 on:** March 20, 2007, 08:58:24 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 20, 2007, 02:36:50 PM

HOW COME PD IS BLACK BUT I'M NOT

Because America is racist and they can't handle more than one black character in a mainstream teen comedy. Anthony Anderson loved the script, so we had him locked for PhoenixDark. I fought for Nick Cannon to play you, but the studio kept saying "Think broader appeal! Think white!"

What can I say, Hollywood sucks.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #55 on:** March 20, 2007, 09:02:43 PM »

Himu has to be one of these. Notice the file name of the pic.

http://www.travel-earth.com/singapore/singapore-people.jpg

Ichirou · « **Reply #56 on:** March 20, 2007, 09:11:58 PM »

Some more casting:

Father Mike:

FlameofCallandor:

whiteACID:

Solo:

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #57 on:** March 20, 2007, 09:14:18 PM »

I think you nailed White Acid, Ichi.

But who is me? i don't recognize him.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #58 on:** March 20, 2007, 09:14:53 PM »

whiteAcid>>>>>Lindsy

Ichirou · « **Reply #59 on:** March 20, 2007, 09:17:05 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 20, 2007, 09:14:18 PM

I think you nailed White Acid, Ichi.

But who is me? i don't recognize him.

Will Friedle from Boy Meets World. He used to date (read: bang) Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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Author Topic: Who would YOU cast in Evilbore: The Movie? (Read 11348 times)