I've never seen someone as big and bad as you on the internet unwilling to take it as well as dish it. Drinky is always a sport, even when people go over the line. And here, no one went over the line with you. Even the slightlest joshes make you upset.
I feel sorry for you man. You're pushing 40 yet feel like going toe to toe with people half your age...on the internet? Come on dude.
I said sorry, offered you the hand of neutrality, and you still won't accept it. Oh well