Author Topic: Is Single life better? I gave up a relationship... (Read 9789 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #120 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:59:34 PM »

O and Criss if you want to fit in you should be saying that "Wilco is my roomate

" or "wilco is my roomate

", or "wilco is my gay lover". You'll fit into the forum better.

CoolGuyChris · « **Reply #121 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:02:24 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 22, 2007, 10:59:34 PM

O and Criss if you want to fit in you should be saying that "Wilco is my roomate " or "wilco is my roomate ", or "wilco is my gay lover". You'll fit into the forum better.

lmao.... ill be sure to say wilco is my roommate

hahahahahahahahaha

Yeti · « **Reply #122 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:12:05 PM »

that's the spirit.

CoolGuyChris · « **Reply #123 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:10:17 AM »

i can almost say i enjoy the single life now.. i still feel a little empty, but there is nuthing better out there right now. i dont know where to go or what to do cuz there is soooooooo much out there...California representin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #124 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:13:21 AM »

Chris go to bars with live rock bands and stuff. Your in the bay area so you can find some good stuff. Also try and get tickets for Conan and if you get them ask a girl out saying you got the extra ticket and need someone to go with. Easy peasy.

CoolGuyChris · « **Reply #125 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:16:35 AM »

Quote from: G on March 23, 2007, 05:13:21 AM

Chris go to bars with live rock bands and stuff. Your in the bay area so you can find some good stuff. Also try and get tickets for Conan and if you get them ask a girl out saying you got the extra ticket and need someone to go with. Easy peasy.

its easy if your not broke, but hey,, thats the game. im the sucka right now.. i have no money and i gave up my girlfriend because my life sux at the moment.. i need pity and all i can get.. not really, i just dont want to be alone and i need a girl that can show me love as much as i can back... this sucks sooooo bad.. i kinda wish i would have just dealt with it...

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #126 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:29:06 AM »

dude i feel ya

its ok though man you'll find someone.

You should have brewmaster Willco make you some special beer.

You guys got a extra room? hehe I need a place in the bay area come june.

CoolGuyChris · « **Reply #127 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:32:07 AM »

Quote from: G on March 23, 2007, 05:29:06 AM

dude i feel ya its ok though man you'll find someone.

You should have brewmaster Willco make you some special beer.

You guys got a extra room? hehe I need a place in the bay area come june.

shit i got an extra couch.. im not trippin at the moment. its only 950 divided by three, we could have all the brew we want.. and its funny cuz i make my own beer too.. i just found that out about wilco...lmao

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #128 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:34:57 AM »

yeah rent is like crazy up there. Hell i'm paying around 600 bucks and thats for everything but i get to live in my house for free. Gonna be a big change once I move to sanjose area.

theres some really good home brew stores up there. You can get all the special ingredients and everything.

Just hold out man and you'll find something.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #129 on:** March 23, 2007, 06:12:46 AM »

Living in America

Tauntaun · « **Reply #130 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:40:58 AM »

Quote from: Scenester on March 23, 2007, 06:12:46 AM

Living in America

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #131 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:43:20 AM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on March 23, 2007, 11:40:58 AM

Quote from: Scenester on March 23, 2007, 06:12:46 AM
Living in America

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I've never heard of that movie. Is it any good?

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #132 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:43:35 AM »

Just don't buy a flesh light.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #133 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:48:17 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 23, 2007, 11:43:20 AM

I've never heard of that movie. Is it any good?

Go rent now!

CoolGuyChris · « **Reply #134 on:** March 23, 2007, 02:52:35 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 23, 2007, 11:43:20 AM

Quote from: Tauntaun on March 23, 2007, 11:40:58 AM
Quote from: Scenester on March 23, 2007, 06:12:46 AM
Living in America

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I've never heard of that movie. Is it any good?

serious? you need to see it, its one of eddies finer moments

and its hella funny

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #135 on:** March 23, 2007, 02:56:28 PM »

Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 23, 2007, 11:43:35 AM

Just don't buy a flesh light.

Shut up you've never fucked one. Fleshlights rocks

Tauntaun · « **Reply #136 on:** March 23, 2007, 04:24:33 PM »

Quote from: G on March 23, 2007, 02:56:28 PM

Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 23, 2007, 11:43:35 AM
Just don't buy a flesh light.

Shut up you've never fucked one. Fleshlights rocks

does it short circuit your penis?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #137 on:** March 23, 2007, 04:26:47 PM »

its not battery operated and it doesnt bite.

CoolGuyChris · « **Reply #138 on:** March 23, 2007, 04:28:43 PM »

Quote from: G on March 23, 2007, 04:26:47 PM

its not battery operated and it doesnt bite.

pocket pussy is the other way to go, although they do ned to make them a little longer.. it was weird seeing my dick come out of the ass hole

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #139 on:** March 23, 2007, 04:32:45 PM »

if your using a pocket pussy you need to upgrade to the 21st century. Buy a fleshlight. I owned a poket pussy and It never felt real enough. So I got the fleshlight and you let that thing sit in some hot water for 10 minutes. Get your porn on and lube that baby up right. You'll have so much fun you'll forget your not fucking something real.

CoolGuyChris · « **Reply #140 on:** March 23, 2007, 04:33:56 PM »

Quote from: G on March 23, 2007, 04:32:45 PM

if your using a pocket pussy you need to upgrade to the 21st century. Buy a fleshlight. I owned a poket pussy and It never felt real enough. So I got the fleshlight and you let that thing sit in some hot water for 10 minutes. Get your porn on and lube that baby up right. You'll have so much fun you'll forget your not fucking something real.

i just hope it dosnt fuck someone else i dont want n e std

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #141 on:** March 23, 2007, 04:34:30 PM »

... . . This thread got weird.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #142 on:** March 23, 2007, 04:37:49 PM »

Thats why you get a lock box dude thats where all the toys go. For me its the hidden area of my closet. I put my shit in there. But I cant hide some things.

CoolGuyChris · « **Reply #143 on:** March 23, 2007, 04:54:09 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 23, 2007, 04:34:30 PM

... . . This thread got weird.

yes, yes it did.. but hey I dont need a girlfriend now...lmao

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #144 on:** March 23, 2007, 04:55:51 PM »

Tip if you buy a fleshlight buy the 3 for 2 deal and get a case. That way you can get a mouth ass and va jay jay all in one nice package. Then get yourself some ID pleasure lube and your good to go. best 119 bucks i've ever spent on sex.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #145 on:** March 23, 2007, 04:56:08 PM »

JESUS HELL GET OUT OF THE HOUSE YOU SPASTIC SLOPE-BROWED MASTURBATORS

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #146 on:** March 23, 2007, 04:57:31 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on March 23, 2007, 04:56:08 PM

JESUS HELL GET OUT OF THE HOUSE YOU SPASTIC SLOPE-BROWED MASTURBATORS

Hey i just work on my stamina dude. Its lacking all the great things about sex. Like connection and all that. I'm still lonely deep down inside you prudish fuck. Go fuck your wife.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #147 on:** March 23, 2007, 04:58:34 PM »

"connection" is just an endorphin flood. jack yourself up on opiates and punch yourself in the temple.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #148 on:** March 23, 2007, 04:59:25 PM »

I aint a druggie i vow to stay away from shit like that. Seen what it does to people. Makes them crazy up in the head.

CoolGuyChris · « **Reply #149 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:01:15 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on March 23, 2007, 04:58:34 PM

"connection" is just an endorphin flood. jack yourself up on opiates and punch yourself in the temple.

tru , fuck connection, just get the nut. thats what the squirrels do. and they arent extinct

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #150 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:03:29 PM »

g, YOU ARE ALREADY CRAZY IN THE HEAD. pot and/or prescription painkillers might make you SANE

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #151 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:05:59 PM »

pot mellows me out but then i get some crazy ideas when i'm high. I sit there and the shit you guys read is nothing close to what comes out my mouth then.

but i'll look at going back on some meds.

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