Author Topic: How common is Female Ejaculation? (Read 5091 times)

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:50:07 AM »

Very common. I bet you're trying to fuck her and get her to cum when your dick is inside her, as if you have the longevity and energy to do such a task.

Finger her and eat her out and then fuck her if you're unable to fuck her without ejaculating in 3 minutes. That way, she at least gets to fun as well.

whiteACID · « **Reply #2 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:50:56 AM »

Not very common

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:51:27 AM »

In what way? Intercourse?

What the fuck does FoC mean? Ejaculation as in...a squirter? Or ejaculation as in.. OMG I JUST HAD AN ORGASM?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #4 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:52:06 AM »

I'm not talking about female orgasms

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:52:40 AM »

Oh.

Dude, why do you think guys make a big deal about squirters? It's not very common.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:56:46 AM »

Quote from: whiteACID on March 22, 2007, 10:50:56 AM

Not very common

You married the wrong man.

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:20:09 AM »

As common as a well carbonated can o' coke

Tauntaun · « **Reply #8 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:22:40 AM »

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:43:54 AM »

When the earth runs out of water we can always milk it from women's coochies.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #10 on:** March 22, 2007, 11:51:17 AM »

Depends on if the guy knows the *come hither* technique. Come let me show you whiteACID

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #11 on:** March 22, 2007, 02:26:04 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on March 22, 2007, 11:51:17 AM

Depends on if the guy knows the *come hither* technique. Come let me show you whiteACID

Yeah if you got game you can make just about any girl a yellowstone gyser. Some girls are very self concious and it does put pressure on the bladder so to them it make it feel like they are about to pee. Plus just like the male ejaculatory system the ejaculate comes from the urinary track. Its got just a little bit of urine but the rest is all female goo goo yum yum juice.

Just make sure you got old sheets or waterproof ones if you are trying to get a girl to squirt. She fucked up my sheets so badly, my mom wondered why I was running out of my room at 4am with my sheets wet as hell. Try explaining that to your mom who is allowing you to keep a sex slave basically in your room at 17

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** March 22, 2007, 02:27:54 PM »

You had a girl staying with you at 17?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #13 on:** March 22, 2007, 02:29:42 PM »

well im 22 and she has an apartment to her self so I dont have to worry about that.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #14 on:** March 22, 2007, 02:32:05 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 22, 2007, 02:27:54 PM

You had a girl staying with you at 17?

Didn't we all?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** March 22, 2007, 02:34:31 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on March 22, 2007, 02:32:05 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 22, 2007, 02:27:54 PM

You had a girl staying with you at 17?

Didn't we all?

Try explaining that to your mom who is allowing you to keep a sex slave basically in your room at 17

I wouldn't say everyone had that exact experience?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #16 on:** March 22, 2007, 02:46:38 PM »

Met my girl just a few weeks before i turned 17. She lived with me for a few months at a time in the fall. Oh I tell you we had some crazy crazy times. Plus I had a waterbed. But what mattered most was waking up to her everymorning. Which i've not been able to do in years. I'm a cuddle monster

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** March 22, 2007, 02:50:48 PM »

man I wish I had that.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #18 on:** March 22, 2007, 02:55:24 PM »

Quote from: G on March 22, 2007, 02:26:04 PM

Quote from: DJ_Tet on March 22, 2007, 11:51:17 AM
Depends on if the guy knows the *come hither* technique. Come let me show you whiteACID

Yeah if you got game you can make just about any girl a yellowstone gyser. Some girls are very self concious and it does put pressure on the bladder so to them it make it feel like they are about to pee. Plus just like the male ejaculatory system the ejaculate comes from the urinary track. Its got just a little bit of urine but the rest is all female goo goo yum yum juice.

Just make sure you got old sheets or waterproof ones if you are trying to get a girl to squirt. She fucked up my sheets so badly, my mom wondered why I was running out of my room at 4am with my sheets wet as hell. Try explaining that to your mom who is allowing you to keep a sex slave basically in your room at 17

...... $:-\$

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #19 on:** March 22, 2007, 02:56:56 PM »

I have a slitghly related question. What's with the smell down there?

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #20 on:** March 22, 2007, 02:57:27 PM »

Sarcasm Father Mike, I didn't have shit at 17 :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** March 22, 2007, 02:58:53 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on March 22, 2007, 02:56:56 PM

I have a slitghly related question. What's with the smell down there?

No crevices ever smell good.

Quote from: DJ_Tet on March 22, 2007, 02:57:27 PM

Sarcasm Father Mike, I didn't have shit at 17 :'(

me either

, and its not looking like I;ll get it at 18 either. :'(

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #22 on:** March 22, 2007, 02:59:36 PM »

you dont taste it Junpei. It does feel strange being sprayed on in a sexual manner though. I had to get used to that.

Mike: dont we all, I wish I had a time machine. Just to go back and make things right.

FOC: the acids and proteins, you gotta think of the pussy as a seperate eco system. But mainly its the bacteria (good kind) and ph levels that make up the smell.

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** March 22, 2007, 03:07:21 PM »

Female jizzum has no distinct smell or taste

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #24 on:** March 22, 2007, 03:08:24 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 22, 2007, 03:07:21 PM

Female jizzum has no distinct smell or taste

yeah its got a texture though

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #25 on:** March 22, 2007, 03:33:15 PM »

It's like burning rubber or something.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #26 on:** March 22, 2007, 03:44:56 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on March 22, 2007, 03:33:15 PM

It's like burning rubber or something.

WTF that doesnt sound right. Your woman got issues? Let me taste test I could tell you the problem.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** March 22, 2007, 03:52:55 PM »

Quote from: G on March 22, 2007, 03:44:56 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on March 22, 2007, 03:33:15 PM
It's like burning rubber or something.

WTF that doesnt sound right. Your woman got issues? Let me taste test I could tell you the problem.

lol, I agree. I will require samples when I get down there.

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #28 on:** March 22, 2007, 04:36:37 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 22, 2007, 10:56:46 AM

Quote from: whiteACID on March 22, 2007, 10:50:56 AM
Not very common
You married the wrong man.

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xnikki118x · « **Reply #29 on:** March 23, 2007, 02:09:49 AM »

I really don't think it's possible for all women to squirt. I also think I'd be so freaked out if I ever did that. It's just so odd.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #30 on:** March 23, 2007, 02:19:53 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on March 23, 2007, 02:09:49 AM

I really don't think it's possible for all women to squirt. I also think I'd be so freaked out if I ever did that. It's just so odd.

I think the opposite. It comes down to a lot of things. Women who are more comfortable and trusting of their partner seem to be able to very well. While other females that arent as trusting or are stressed seemed to not be able to. For women its 90% mental and 10% pyschical. That being said you have to relax the body and have the right technique('s) to make a girl squirt. But if you dont think its 100% possible invite me over I'll show you.

And another thing the reason why most girls dont is cause it feels like you've got to urinate all the pc muscles in the vagina make it feel like that. So its good to releave that stress first and the mental stigma that one would have for urinating. Urinating is usually something private just like taking a shit. So thats why most girls dont squirt and why most girls dont like anal. Those mental pictures effect women more so than men when it comes to pleasure.

Stocky · « **Reply #31 on:** March 23, 2007, 02:20:47 AM »

bz, no lying for the weekend.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #32 on:** March 23, 2007, 02:26:39 AM »

Quote from: stocky on March 23, 2007, 02:20:47 AM

bz, no lying for the weekend.

I'm not, sadly what i'm telling you is true. Go read up on it, read some womens books about anatomy and sexual behaviour. My mother studied all through out college human sexuality. I've seen so many books and shit its not funny. She graduated with a BS in Human Sexuality with a minor in Gerontology. Theres a lot of information out there educate yourself stocky before accusing someone of lying.

Stocky · « **Reply #33 on:** March 23, 2007, 02:31:54 AM »

you're a fucking mess. seriously.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #34 on:** March 23, 2007, 02:33:49 AM »

Hey i'm not the one doubting shit, i bet you've never gotten a girl to squirt. So why the fuck are you here? If you wanna learn head my advice. Learn and educate yourself.

Stocky · « **Reply #35 on:** March 23, 2007, 02:38:58 AM »

Quote from: G on March 23, 2007, 02:33:49 AM

Hey i'm not the one doubting shit, i bet you've never gotten a girl to squirt. So why the fuck are you here? If you wanna learn head my advice. Learn and educate yourself.

I'm not one to be squirted on, but that's irrelevant.

Fact is, you went through the same bullshit before as you are now. Anyone with a brain can tell you're a fraud. What the fuck is so hard about being yourself?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #36 on:** March 23, 2007, 02:40:25 AM »

I am being myself and telling the truth. No lies none of that bullshit. I'm just giving my take and giving some information. And its not bullshit.

Stocky · « **Reply #37 on:** March 23, 2007, 02:52:32 AM »

I showed a psychic that picture of your taint.

She says you're going to die alone.

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Author Topic: How common is Female Ejaculation? (Read 5091 times)