Guys How important is your penis to you?

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Just Wonderin.

[Madrun Badrun]

Important. 

[Beezy]

If I had to cut it off to save my life, I'd gladly choose death instead.

[Madrun Badrun]

If I had to cut it off to save my life, I'd gladly choose death instead.

well put. 

makes you think of what kind of situation you'd have to be in to make that decision. 

Like, O No its caught in the door of my car and I'm on a hill, over a cliff and I forgot to put the parking brake on.  But I have small hatchet in my hands. Do I do it?

[TakingBackSunday]

3 times a day keeps the doctor away!

[Bacon]

I could live without it.

[Beezy]

If I had to cut it off to save my life, I'd gladly choose death instead.

well put. 

makes you think of what kind of situation you'd have to be in to make that decision. 

Like, O No its caught in the door of my car and I'm on a hill, over a cliff and I forgot to put the parking brake on.  But I have small hatchet in my hands. Do I do it?

[Madrun Badrun]

3 times a day keeps the doctor away!

and 7 times a day keeps the women away!   

[Phoenix Dark]

It's so important I spend more time washing it than cleaning the rest of my body. Really brings new meaning to the phrase all dressed up and nowhere to go

[Flannel Boy]

It's so important I spend more time washing it than cleaning the rest of my body. Really brings new meaning to the phrase all dressed up and nowhere to go

I bet you scrub it clean, so clean that you end up making a mess all over it.

[Phoenix Dark]

I stick a small brush down the hole to clean out the gunk. The urethra is like an artery you can clean without surgery

[Flannel Boy]

 
:sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1

[Cheebs]

I stick a small brush down the hole to clean out the gunk. The urethra is like an artery you can clean without surgery

[Madrun Badrun]

WTF!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I saw a pic a while ago of a guy sticking a small vibrator down there 

[close]

[Madrun Badrun]

I once got a pub in there when I was jacking it.  It was one of the most gut renting feelings ever.  Like getting kicked in the nuts, I cant imagine why anyone would want something there.

That experience on top of Ail's kidney stone scene in deadwood made one of my worst fears kidney stones. 

I swear to god I get kidney stones I'm slitting my wrists before the doctors try and probe me. 

[Phoenix Dark]

You guys are pussys. I wish I wasn't circumcized as a child so I could do it myself with a butter knife, sand paper and lighter fluid

[Madrun Badrun]

You guys are pussys. I wish I wasn't circumcized as a child so I could do it myself with a butter knife, sand paper and lighter fluid

and you wonder why women don't touch you. 

[Yeti]

Did anyone see those pictures where some guy supposedly got drunk or high or something and used and exacto knife to cut the head off his penis? I think the pictures ended up being fake, but damn that was nasty.

[aoi tsuki]

You guys are pussys. I wish I wasn't circumcized as a child so I could do it myself with a butter knife, sand paper and lighter fluid

And now it looks like a cheeseburger's pussy?

[Madrun Badrun]

Did anyone see those pictures where some guy supposedly got drunk or high or something and used and exacto knife to cut the head off his penis? I think the pictures ended up being fake, but damn that was nasty.

 

[CoolGuyChris]

I love my penis, sooo much... if i could suck it I would never leave my room

[G The Resurrected]

Uh its important. The day my lebido dies is the day my penis dies.

[BlackMage]

i hear if you dont use it you'll lose it

[xnikki118x]

I once got a pub in there when I was jacking it.  It was one of the most gut renting feelings ever.  Like getting kicked in the nuts, I cant imagine why anyone would want something there.

That experience on top of Ail's kidney stone scene in deadwood made one of my worst fears kidney stones. 

I swear to god I get kidney stones I'm slitting my wrists before the doctors try and probe me. 

My pop has had five kidney stones I think. He said it's the worst pain he's ever felt in his life.

I know a few women who have had children and kidney stones, and they all say that passing a kidney stone is more painful than childbirth. That's saying something.

[Stocky]

My dick stores all my magic.