Cheebs doesn't have a girlfriend

I hope you distinguished mentally-challenged fellows realize I was joking about ALL indian women being racist omg.
Black women, controlling? I've definitely heard many black guys say that. I had a black female friend in school, and she was very obsessive and controlling. She was one of the very first people I talked to at the school orientation event; I remember walking into the building we were to meet at, and she was near the stairs with this hot arab girl. She was like "what's your name?" From that point on she wouldn't stop.
For instance I remember one time when I was talking to this one girl who was new; I had known her since we were pretty young, so I wanted to show her around and help her out. Anyway my friend came up to me WHILE I WAS TALKING to this other chick and said "I need to talk to you." I said hey, I'm busy right now, I'll talk later...so she grabs my arm and pulls me into the nearest building; I let her of course, just to make it look funny to those around me. Once inside...
Her: Who is that?
Me: What?
Her: Who are you talking to?
Me: Um, she's new. I've known her forever and was just showing her around
Her: Maurice, you need to stop being nice to everyone
WTF
She'd go around campus telling everyone we were going to get married one day, and more than once she told me she had our entire wedding planned out...as well as how many kids we were going to have. Wow.
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