Author Topic: I finally swallowed the dog... (MP3 player related) (Read 2689 times)

omg_lemurs · « **on:** March 23, 2007, 09:17:00 PM »

...and bought a Creative player...

I only got the 2 GB version because I only had $150 and didn't have enough to buy the 4 GB version because I lacked sales tax. When I get my next paycheck I'm going to return this one if I like it and get the 4 GB version.

I haven't wanted to get a Creative player because I've always thought they lacked the features (and battery life) that I desire. I checked this one out and it seems to get a pretty good battery life and doesn't need propriatary software! HUZZAH!

So yeah... I'm charging it right now so I haven't had a chance to use it. I've never had a flash player before so hopefully this one is pretty good. I wish it had a SD card slot though. What can I expect for $100 though. :/ SPEAKING OF WHICH. Fuck, that's cheap for a decent flash player. Fuck you, iPod whores!

When I get the money I'm going to get another iAudio X5L30GB

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2007, 09:23:51 PM »

Good choice its a good little player. You should look into the Sansa Connect thats coming out by Sandisk. But for audio quality creative is great. They should be coming out with a 8gb version player. Did you get a extra battery with your player? Some had extra batteries (early adopter incentive)

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2007, 09:28:26 PM »

Naw, I just got it at Circuit City so I dunno. That was probably Creative store only promotion. I heard they were coming out with a 8GB version. That's on my radar depending on how much it costs but there's also the iRiver CLIX2 coming out soon in an 8gb model... the two players will have to compete for my affection through battery life, features, price, and size. I'm not going to carry around a huge flash player (would be the iRiver since the V will probably be the same size). The CLIX2 will have better features and build quality and battery life... but will also be fuck expensive. The 2GB CLIX1 was $150-170 and the 2GB Creative V was only $100... and the 4GB version was $150.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2007, 10:17:52 PM »

Swallowed the dog?

Is that a real saying?

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2007, 10:43:46 PM »

Swallow the dog was a slang Confederate POWs gave to taking an oath of loyalty to the Union during the Civil War so they would be released (and enlisted in the American Army).

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2007, 10:45:04 PM »

The Creative V has a removable battery what what?

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #6 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:03:34 AM »

How the fuck do I change the wallpaper and set the time?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:05:07 AM »

Edited: for manlyness and clearity.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #8 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:05:36 AM »

go to system to change stuff like the time. And view your photos then menu and set as background.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #9 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:16:16 AM »

I go to Settings -> Clock and it doesn't let me change the fucking settings of the clock. I go into Alarm and it has something where I change the time but when I exit out there's nothing changed about the clock. Calander too.

This thing has the shittiest fucking interface.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:18:26 AM »

they got rid of some buttons from their previous os. But there is a menu button that when your over that option you get more option i think and thats where it should allow you to set up the time.

Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:28:54 AM »

lol read the manual

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:30:08 AM »

Fucking manual. It's not in the manual. I figured it out though. Who the fuck would ever think to press down the BACK button and hold it.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2007, 06:46:36 PM »

Fuck. The 8 gig is already out. I shoulda gotten that one. D:

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2007, 06:48:01 PM »

Dammit, this appears as "I finally swallowed..." on the General page and I got fucking excited.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2007, 07:08:26 PM »

i read the topic and instantly thought of Beasttube. :'(

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2007, 07:47:31 PM »

I read this topic and instantly thought of Opa.

Wait.

I made this topic.

What?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2007, 07:49:08 PM »

Quote from: aoi tsuki on March 24, 2007, 07:08:26 PM

i read the topic and instantly thought of Beasttube. :'(

Same but I thought it would be wrong for me to bring it up with a 16 year old girl. thanks for bitting the bullet man.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2007, 07:51:03 PM »

what is this beasttube you speak of?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2007, 07:54:12 PM »

Quote from: G on March 24, 2007, 07:51:03 PM

what is this beasttube you speak of?

pm whiteman. he was the one who first told me about it $:-\$

or just add a .com and see for your self. Though I wouldn't.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #20 on:** March 24, 2007, 07:55:09 PM »

My mind says beasttube + whiteman = G doesnt wanna go there. I'm glad i'm smart.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** March 24, 2007, 07:58:51 PM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #22 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:00:40 PM »

I dont need to see any more horsey dick my last and final trip to tequina taught me that.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:02:02 PM »

Quote from: G on March 24, 2007, 08:00:40 PM

I dont need to see any more horsey dick my last and final trip to tequina taught me that.

wait they really have shows like that in 3rd world countries? where is tequina?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #24 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:04:13 PM »

Borders california its the first big town that touches our border. Its a hell hole, young teenage prostitutes, donkey bars, slap clubs, and cock fights galore. I dont know how I made it alive last time i was down there. But no more, you will not get me in that town again.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:05:48 PM »

Quote from: G on March 24, 2007, 08:04:13 PM

Borders california its the first big town that touches our border. Its a hell hole, young teenage prostitutes, donkey bars, slap clubs, and cock fights galore. I dont know how I made it alive last time i was down there. But no more, you will not get me in that town again.

whats a slap club?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #26 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:11:36 PM »

a slap club is where the girls get nekkid and use glass and shit to fuck up other girls. Its like UFC but with weapons. Its bloody.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:12:24 PM »

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #28 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:14:07 PM »

What the fuck did you assholes turn this thread into?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #29 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:21:28 PM »

Talking about cockfights...

I saw one on satellite TV (the type that gets "foreign" channels) and saw a cockfight once and a mongoose fighting a cobra. Cobra died. Cocks like fluff up when they fight. Look weird. I didn't watch that.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #30 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:24:43 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 24, 2007, 08:21:28 PM

Talking about cockfights...

I saw one on satellite TV (the type that gets "foreign" channels) and saw a cockfight once and a mongoose fighting a cobra. Cobra died. Cocks like fluff up when they fight. Look weird. I didn't watch that.

I think I could watch animal fights as long as the animals look dumb - non of those dog fights for me.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #31 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:26:34 PM »

Yeah well there was a mongoose fucking jumping on a cobra's back and breaking it's spine with it's fangs and then trying to eat it. I didn't want to watch that.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #32 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:27:57 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 07:49:08 PM

Quote from: aoi tsuki on March 24, 2007, 07:08:26 PM
i read the topic and instantly thought of Beasttube. :'(

Same but I thought it would be wrong for me to bring it up with a 16 year old girl. thanks for bitting the bullet man.

i'm sure theres girls out there who's first sexual experience was with an animal, which probably devastated their father/brother~~. They missed their chance. Farm life FTL.~~

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:28:02 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 24, 2007, 08:26:34 PM

Yeah well there was a mongoose fucking jumping on a cobra's back and breaking it's spine with it's fangs and then trying to eat it. I didn't want to watch that.

what does a mongoose look like? I don't think I'd mind seeing a snake killed.

Mongeese look bad ass

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:29:56 PM »

Quote from: aoi tsuki on March 24, 2007, 08:27:57 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 07:49:08 PM
Quote from: aoi tsuki on March 24, 2007, 07:08:26 PM
i read the topic and instantly thought of Beasttube. :'(

Same but I thought it would be wrong for me to bring it up with a 16 year old girl. thanks for bitting the bullet man.

i'm sure theres girls out there who's first sexual experience was with an animal, which probably devastated their father/brother~~. They missed their chance. Farm life FTL.~~

are you saying lemurs mom's first sexual experience was with a fish? because that would explain things.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #35 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:31:57 PM »

Cock fights are like a dance they try and show dominance and hansomeness to the other competitor hoping to diswade them from fighting. But then they get into it and tear each other apart.

Mongoose fights rock anything with those crazy guys are awesome. They even fight monkey's and win sometimes.

As for beastiality sometimes its ok to love your animal. But its not ok to make love to your animal. Some girls go crazy though. I dont get the appeal its not a human and its not very well taken care of. Why would a man or for that matter a woman want to stick their dick or have a dick stuck in them by an animal? I dont get it. If women want some big dick call up some of those freak cock guys. They got 21 inch dongs that are bigger than my fucking arm. And if you want pussy go to the crack allies and get some pussy or a bj. Dont molest animals.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #36 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:36:49 PM »

Watching animals fight for their lives just isn't fun.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #37 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:37:57 PM »

Quote from: G on March 24, 2007, 08:31:57 PM

If women want some big dick call up some of those freak cock guys. They got 21 inch dongs that are bigger than my fucking arm.

Yeah, you're talking about horses.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #38 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:39:25 PM »

no no i'm not

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #39 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:41:22 PM »

Quote from: G on March 24, 2007, 08:39:25 PM

no no i'm not

Name another animal that has a 21 inch cock.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:42:37 PM »

Quote from: aoi tsuki on March 24, 2007, 08:41:22 PM

Quote from: G on March 24, 2007, 08:39:25 PM
no no i'm not
Name another animal that has a 21 inch cock.

I also Rawr!

Vizzys · « **Reply #41 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:42:52 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 08:28:02 PM

Mongeese

no

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #42 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:43:42 PM »

Quote from: Viz on March 24, 2007, 08:42:52 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 08:28:02 PM
Mongeese

no

I tried.

Mongooses?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #43 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:44:51 PM »

The black man

i've got a real bad joke here so hover at your own risk its racial and done by Lewis Black

spoiler (click to show/hide)

You ever wonder how black men got such huge cocks. I'll tell you how cause a white woman couldnt help herself she fucked a horse. Her child had the largest cock in the world. But he was brown in color. So he was left to wander. He came across a female horse. Fucked the female horse. Sometime later they fuck some monkies the monkies fuck the horses. And so there you have it black people were born.

[close]

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #44 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:46:00 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 08:42:37 PM

Quote from: aoi tsuki on March 24, 2007, 08:41:22 PM
Quote from: G on March 24, 2007, 08:39:25 PM
no no i'm not
Name another animal that has a 21 inch cock.

I also Rawr!

You wanna make some money while fucking hoes who just can't get enough animal cock? i've got a camera and a webhost.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #45 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:49:18 PM »

Quote from: aoi tsuki on March 24, 2007, 08:46:00 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 08:42:37 PM
Quote from: aoi tsuki on March 24, 2007, 08:41:22 PM
Quote from: G on March 24, 2007, 08:39:25 PM
no no i'm not
Name another animal that has a 21 inch cock.

I also Rawr!
You wanna make some money while fucking hoes who just can't get enough animal cock? i've got a camera and a webhost.

Do I ever!
what will be the site name?

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #46 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:52:05 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 08:49:18 PM

Quote from: aoi tsuki on March 24, 2007, 08:46:00 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 08:42:37 PM
Quote from: aoi tsuki on March 24, 2007, 08:41:22 PM
Quote from: G on March 24, 2007, 08:39:25 PM
no no i'm not
Name another animal that has a 21 inch cock.

I also Rawr!
You wanna make some money while fucking hoes who just can't get enough animal cock? i've got a camera and a webhost.
Do I ever!
what will be the site name?

www.mustlovehorses.com

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #47 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:53:10 PM »

Quote from: aoi tsuki on March 24, 2007, 08:52:05 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 08:49:18 PM
Quote from: aoi tsuki on March 24, 2007, 08:46:00 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 08:42:37 PM
Quote from: aoi tsuki on March 24, 2007, 08:41:22 PM
Quote from: G on March 24, 2007, 08:39:25 PM
no no i'm not
Name another animal that has a 21 inch cock.

I also Rawr!
You wanna make some money while fucking hoes who just can't get enough animal cock? i've got a camera and a webhost.
Do I ever!
what will be the site name?
www.mustlovehorses.com

Do I have to dress up like a horse? because that would be kind of kinky.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #48 on:** March 24, 2007, 09:01:05 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 08:53:10 PM

Quote from: aoi tsuki on March 24, 2007, 08:52:05 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 08:49:18 PM
Quote from: aoi tsuki on March 24, 2007, 08:46:00 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 08:42:37 PM
Quote from: aoi tsuki on March 24, 2007, 08:41:22 PM
Quote from: G on March 24, 2007, 08:39:25 PM
no no i'm not
Name another animal that has a 21 inch cock.

I also Rawr!
You wanna make some money while fucking hoes who just can't get enough animal cock? i've got a camera and a webhost.
Do I ever!
what will be the site name?
www.mustlovehorses.com

Do I have to dress up like a horse? because that would be kind of kinky.

Yes, like in sashaTeddy.jpg but as a horse and not a bear.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #49 on:** March 24, 2007, 09:01:39 PM »

That pic was hot

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Author Topic: I finally swallowed the dog... (MP3 player related) (Read 2689 times)