Author Topic: Malek's penis is over four inches long when flaccid. (Read 3042 times)

Quote from: Ichirou on March 23, 2007, 10:29:46 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 23, 2007, 10:13:03 PM
Screw flaccid, how big is it when he thinks of me?

It shrinks and hides inside his abdomen.

So your saying I'm so manly he becomes a woman just for me?

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2007, 10:36:11 PM »

I always wondered why when I walk past guys in my sexy leather jacket they have this look on their face like their dick just crawled inside of them and they become a woman, and now I know why.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2007, 10:50:20 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 23, 2007, 10:30:56 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on March 23, 2007, 10:29:46 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 23, 2007, 10:13:03 PM
Screw flaccid, how big is it when he thinks of me?

It shrinks and hides inside his abdomen.

So your saying I'm so manly he becomes a woman just for me?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2007, 01:36:42 AM »

Hi mike works.

drozmight · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2007, 01:42:17 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 23, 2007, 10:30:56 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on March 23, 2007, 10:29:46 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 23, 2007, 10:13:03 PM
Screw flaccid, how big is it when he thinks of me?

It shrinks and hides inside his abdomen.

So your saying I'm so manly he becomes a woman just for me?

do all the women you date have penises?

Yeti · « **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2007, 01:43:32 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 01:36:42 AM

Hi mike works.

(Image removed from quote.)

I see him lurking this thread too.

I always thought the Mike in that picture was you since you post it a bunch.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2007, 01:45:42 AM »

No. but it is my favoret gif ever.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2007, 01:46:25 AM »

Quote from: drozmight on March 24, 2007, 01:42:17 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 23, 2007, 10:30:56 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 23, 2007, 10:29:46 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 23, 2007, 10:13:03 PM
Screw flaccid, how big is it when he thinks of me?

It shrinks and hides inside his abdomen.

So your saying I'm so manly he becomes a woman just for me?

do all the women you date have penises?

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Did it shrink a little?

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2007, 06:20:12 PM »

In preparation of the ass pounding boogie was going to give him.

bluemax · « **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2007, 06:21:48 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on March 24, 2007, 06:19:17 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 01:36:42 AM
Hi mike works.

(Image removed from quote.)

Why isn't he wearing a fucking SHIRT?

I believe he was either just waking up or just about to go to sleep.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2007, 06:25:44 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on March 24, 2007, 06:19:17 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2007, 01:36:42 AM
Hi mike works.

(Image removed from quote.)

Why isn't he wearing a fucking SHIRT?

He looks better without a shirt.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2007, 06:27:46 PM »

That always cracks me up. Looks like he's jackin it

cloudwalking · « **Reply #20 on:** March 24, 2007, 06:39:59 PM »

mine's bigger

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** March 24, 2007, 06:40:54 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on March 24, 2007, 06:39:59 PM

mine's bigger

Does Jarosh know about this?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #22 on:** March 24, 2007, 06:42:49 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 24, 2007, 06:40:54 PM

Quote from: cloudwalking on March 24, 2007, 06:39:59 PM
mine's bigger
Does Jarosh know about this?

know? he LOVES it

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** March 24, 2007, 06:46:23 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on March 24, 2007, 06:42:49 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 24, 2007, 06:40:54 PM
Quote from: cloudwalking on March 24, 2007, 06:39:59 PM
mine's bigger
Does Jarosh know about this?
know? he LOVES it

I think you're lying. I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #24 on:** March 24, 2007, 06:49:23 PM »

pm

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** March 24, 2007, 06:50:12 PM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #26 on:** March 24, 2007, 06:50:50 PM »

what she send you some cheeseburger surprise?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #27 on:** March 24, 2007, 06:58:15 PM »

this thread needs more exposure

Bacon · « **Reply #28 on:** March 24, 2007, 07:18:33 PM »

Bunch of braggers. $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** March 24, 2007, 07:44:05 PM »

Its stickied.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:11:02 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on March 24, 2007, 07:18:33 PM

Bunch of braggers. $:-\$

I didn't create the thread, now did I? But if ladies want proof, they can get it any time.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #31 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:13:35 PM »

whe i'm flaccid i've got 2 1/2 inches of little worm sticking out. I'm happy I have what I have. Its laughable but i dont care.

Ichirou · « **Reply #32 on:** March 27, 2007, 02:36:45 AM »

Quote from: G on March 24, 2007, 08:13:35 PM

whe i'm flaccid i've got 2 1/2 inches of little worm sticking out. I'm happy I have what I have. Its laughable but i dont care.

Thanks for giving me an idea for another thread.

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Author Topic: Malek's penis is over four inches long when flaccid. (Read 3042 times)