Author Topic: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN (Read 3485 times)

etiolate · « **on:** August 26, 2006, 02:25:22 AM »

<Willco> Okay, I'm not going to lie
<Willco> I may have filled this glass of wine with vodka and very little Crystal Light as chaser.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:26:12 AM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #2 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:26:24 AM »

This could have gone in the IRC Ether thread, ya know! *shakes fist*

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:26:42 AM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:26:50 AM »

What's wrong with vodka and Crystal Light. I don't know how I put wine in there my bad.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #5 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:36:00 AM »

On a related note, Crystal Light Lemonade is orgasmic. Hellz yeh.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:40:18 AM »

I can't stand Crystal Light, taste like sugar water to me. Look those Fruit2O bottled waters

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #7 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:57:50 AM »

Real men don't drink.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #8 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:58:43 AM »

That's a bold statement, coming from a female.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:59:47 AM »

Aren't you supposed to be working on my resume, dear?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:59:59 AM »

Real men wear Garder Belts

Quote from: Willco on August 26, 2006, 02:59:47 AM

Aren't you supposed to be working on my resume, dear?

Thats so chauvinistic

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:04:09 AM »

No, she's supposed to be working on my resume in TOTAL CONCENTRATION, hence why I'm talking to you goons instead of her

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #12 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:05:40 AM »

This thing's a mess, babes. I need some outlet.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:06:20 AM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #14 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:07:08 AM »

I guess giving White Man handjobs for spare change doesn't exactly look good on a resume, huh?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:08:15 AM »

I hope shes looking for some creative ideas from the Evilbore community, because if she does, your Resume is going to be the most awesomest Resume ever. First suggestion? Terradactyls

Quote from: The Dark Shake on August 26, 2006, 03:07:08 AM

I guess giving White Man handjobs for spare change doesn't exactly look good on a resume, huh?

ETHER! Oohhhhh

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #16 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:09:15 AM »

Private question.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:09:29 AM »

My resume is going to look something like this....

ORF ORF ORF ORF

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #18 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:09:57 AM »

ORF ORF

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #19 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:10:42 AM »

"MAKES CHAIRS FOR DIRECTORS OF BAD ZOMBIE MOVIES"

"RUNS EVILBORE.COM"

"ORF

"

Hmmm.......

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** August 26, 2006, 09:12:54 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on August 26, 2006, 02:57:50 AM

Real men don't drink.

QFT

Drinking is for losers.

Diablos · « **Reply #21 on:** August 26, 2006, 10:45:04 AM »

Crystal Light = tumor water

Stay away from artificial sweeteners you bastards.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #22 on:** August 26, 2006, 04:07:44 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 26, 2006, 03:08:15 AM

I hope shes looking for some creative ideas from the Evilbore community, because if she does, your Resume is going to be the most awesomest Resume ever. First suggestion? Terradactyls

Quote from: The Dark Shake on August 26, 2006, 03:07:08 AM
I guess giving White Man handjobs for spare change doesn't exactly look good on a resume, huh?

ETHER! Oohhhhh

What what what?

Bacon · « **Reply #23 on:** August 26, 2006, 06:32:33 PM »

Macallan on the rocks.

I hope Willco force feeds CrystalGemini alcohol.

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Author Topic: HOW TO DRINK LIKE A REAL MAN (Read 3485 times)

Diablos