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omg_lemurs

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What did Luke Skywalkers aunt and uncle grow on their farm? Fuck.
« on: March 24, 2007, 07:50:33 PM »
That whole fucking planet was covered in sand. Everybody knows you can't grow anything in sand. Fuck. That's why the Arabs are so mad at everything. I'd be mad too if there weren't any flowers blooming ever. Fuck.
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G The Resurrected

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Re: What did Luke Skywalkers parents farm? Fuck.
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2007, 07:51:55 PM »
Moisture farms

They would take and evaporate the water from the air so that it could be drinkable.
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Re: What did Luke Skywalkers parents farm? Fuck.
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2007, 07:53:19 PM »
I vote lemurs should post nudes of her, for penance for this atrocious use of the new thread button. 
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omg_lemurs

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Re: What did Luke Skywalkers parents farm? Fuck.
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2007, 07:55:55 PM »
Quote from: G on March 24, 2007, 07:51:55 PM
Moisture farms

They would take and evaporate the water from the air so that it could be drinkable.

Doesn't Tattooine have like... three suns? What the fuck does anyone need moisture farms for? Sounds like Lukes aunt and uncle were laundering money through some bullshit moisture farming racquet. Probably a bunch of death stick pushing trouble making rebels. Fuck.
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brawndolicious

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Re: What did Luke Skywalkers aunt and uncle grow on their farm? Fuck.
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2007, 07:56:58 PM »
How come her sig is so long?

Two suns.
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G The Resurrected

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Re: What did Luke Skywalkers aunt and uncle grow on their farm? Fuck.
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2007, 07:59:00 PM »
Yeah it has two suns. But no visible lakes and water. The planet was mined out millinium before star wars movies take place. The only water sustainable for life is burried deep in the planet and through evaporation and sweating the moisture comes up to the surface. They then use evaporators to trap the water. How else would they sustaine life on the planet?
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