You don't want to be a pretty boy. They suck
Yeah, it really does suck to be one. I'm the prettiest guy here.
at least you have the security to know you'll be protected in prison. WHAT DO I HAVE?!
everyone will want to fight me because of my manly beard. "Big Beard" they'll say "get over here, we's a going to show you just how manly we are." Then Beezy, who got caught on a drive by we did earlier - but he didn't snitch on me couze he coo like that - he'll step in and then we'll be like "You can't shave Arvies beard, we're going to crack some skulls" Then we will crack some skulls and for on I'll be know as Big Beard.