Author Topic: I had sex with a man (Read 2802 times)

demi · « **on:** March 26, 2007, 02:00:48 PM »

In my hotel room, here in Chicago.

I put my penis.

In his butt.

And I liked it.

Heteros -1! No relationship problems, no drama, just wonderful glorified BUTTSEX

You guys should try it sometime. He's in the shower, we're waiting a bit to head to the theater for the Hot Fuzz screening, while my PSP and DS and cell are charging.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #1 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:02:01 PM »

what a surprise

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:04:35 PM »

So that's how you got invited to the screening

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:07:35 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on March 26, 2007, 02:02:01 PM

what a surprise

It was pretty good. I said I always wanted to do it in the other thread, and I did!

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #4 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:08:30 PM »

I wanted to be demi's first homosexual experience :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:10:22 PM »

Demi only deals with people new to the homosexual game. Sorry Junpei

lordmaji · « **Reply #6 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:12:18 PM »

Woman buttsecks ftw.

No man buttsecks

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:14:24 PM »

What's the difference

lordmaji · « **Reply #8 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:17:39 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 02:14:24 PM

What's the difference

Women ftw.

Titties and Vagina ftw.

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:17:59 PM »

Also, having missed that Spinnington thread I'd just like to chime in and say that they are both ugly, and meant for each other. I will be glad to have sex with your future ugly children. Bless!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:18:57 PM »

wait, so is demi really gay. Is this his coming out thread? congrats man.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:19:47 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 26, 2007, 02:18:57 PM

wait, so is demi really gay. Is this his coming out thread? congrats man.

Cloud drove him to the cock. Wassup wit that cupcake?

lordmaji · « **Reply #12 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:21:01 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 02:19:47 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 26, 2007, 02:18:57 PM
wait, so is demi really gay. Is this his coming out thread? congrats man.

Cloud drove him to the cock. Wassup wit that cupcake?

wasn't putting out?

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:23:07 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 26, 2007, 02:18:57 PM

wait, so is demi really gay. Is this his coming out thread? congrats man.

You know that old saying, if you can't beat them, join them? Well, I figured I would try to apply this tactic towards my unbanning at GAF. Do you think they will welcome a newcomer to their ranks?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:26:35 PM »

A homosexual Demi on GAF=funniest thing of all time

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:27:36 PM »

I'm going to be meeting krypt0nian at the theater. Maybe he can give me some tips?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:28:17 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 26, 2007, 02:23:07 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 26, 2007, 02:18:57 PM
wait, so is demi really gay. Is this his coming out thread? congrats man.

You know that old saying, if you can't beat them, join them? Well, I figured I would try to apply this tactic towards my unbanning at GAF. Do you think they will welcome a newcomer to their ranks?

I think you should make banners. "Butt Sex = Unbanned"

Who wouldn't welcome you btw

Mondain · « **Reply #17 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:58:27 PM »

Weren't you supposed to keep your cherry for Roberto?

lordmaji · « **Reply #18 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:59:03 PM »

Quote from: Mondain on March 26, 2007, 02:58:27 PM

Weren't you supposed to keep your cherry for Roberto?

for robertsan?

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:01:10 PM »

Quote from: Mondain on March 26, 2007, 02:58:27 PM

Weren't you supposed to keep your cherry for Roberto?

He was a bottom, so no penetration was involved on my part. I am still saving myself.

I brought this issue up with him and he was understanding.

BlackMage · « **Reply #20 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:04:01 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 26, 2007, 02:27:36 PM

I'm going to be meeting krypt0nian at the theater. Maybe he can give me some tips?

oh he'll give you a tip alright. mushroom tip in yo mouth

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #21 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:05:35 PM »

Is someone brave enough to GAF this?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #22 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:06:17 PM »

my dreams are crushed :'( :'( :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:06:38 PM »

I don't believe any of this.

lordmaji · « **Reply #24 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:09:48 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on March 26, 2007, 03:06:17 PM

my dreams are crushed :'( :'( :'(

It's ok, you still have PD... for now...

cloudwalking · « **Reply #25 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:11:25 PM »

Quote from: lordmaji on March 26, 2007, 03:09:48 PM

Quote from: cloudwalking on March 26, 2007, 03:06:17 PM
my dreams are crushed :'( :'( :'(

It's ok, you still have PD... for now...

i wanted to be demi's first. now i'll never have that chance.

lordmaji · « **Reply #26 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:14:47 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on March 26, 2007, 03:11:25 PM

Quote from: lordmaji on March 26, 2007, 03:09:48 PM
Quote from: cloudwalking on March 26, 2007, 03:06:17 PM
my dreams are crushed :'( :'( :'(

It's ok, you still have PD... for now...

i wanted to be demi's first. now i'll never have that chance.

For you, I'm sure he'll switch hit for a night or two.

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:17:24 PM »

I'm always up for some hetero action. krypt0nian just arrived at the hotel! Wee!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:23:40 PM »

oh my goodness

cloudwalking · « **Reply #29 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:24:15 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 26, 2007, 03:17:24 PM

I'm always up for some hetero action.

Catz · « **Reply #30 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:25:56 PM »

I WANT TO BELIEVE

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:33:18 PM »

I don't think I could have sex with a man, I mean I don't want something in my ass and the idea of pounding a hard chiseled ass seems weird. maybe I could do a tubby man.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #32 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:33:43 PM »

this thread is so gay, yet not

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #33 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:40:40 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 26, 2007, 03:33:18 PM

I don't think I could have sex with a man, I mean I don't want something in my ass and the idea of pounding a hard chiseled ass seems weird. maybe I could do a tubby man.

Don't worry, my ass isn't hard or chiseled.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #34 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:42:25 PM »

This thread is so fucken hot

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:43:34 PM »

It better not be hairy either.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

This thread makes me want a girl. Nikki would you pretend stalk me like cloud stalks jarosh, to make me feel good? I'll send candy.

[close]

I think I could cuddle with a man. Malek you want to cuddle?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #36 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:47:26 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 26, 2007, 03:43:34 PM

It better not be hairy either.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
This thread makes me want a girl. Nikki would you pretend stalk me like cloud stalks jarosh, to make me feel good? I'll send candy.
[close]

I think I could cuddle with a man. Malek you want to cuddle?

Cuddling is for fegs.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:49:41 PM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #38 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:50:05 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 26, 2007, 03:47:26 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 26, 2007, 03:43:34 PM
It better not be hairy either.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
This thread makes me want a girl. Nikki would you pretend stalk me like cloud stalks jarosh, to make me feel good? I'll send candy.
[close]

I think I could cuddle with a man. Malek you want to cuddle?
Cuddling is for fegs.

lordmaji · « **Reply #39 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:55:45 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on March 26, 2007, 03:24:15 PM

Quote from: demi on March 26, 2007, 03:17:24 PM
I'm always up for some hetero action.

see, you just have to have faith in the deminator.

Yeti · « **Reply #40 on:** March 26, 2007, 09:41:52 PM »

Was it with a bear, demi?

I know how you like bears.

Vizzys · « **Reply #41 on:** March 26, 2007, 10:40:26 PM »

I CANT TELL WHAT IS OR INST REAL ON THE INTERNET ANYMORE.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #42 on:** March 26, 2007, 10:42:14 PM »

I want sex so bad.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #43 on:** March 26, 2007, 10:46:44 PM »

Quote from: Viz on March 26, 2007, 10:40:26 PM

I CANT TELL WHAT IS OR INST REAL ON THE INTERNET ANYMORE.

me either.

Lets cuddle.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #44 on:** March 26, 2007, 10:55:58 PM »

I'm going to PM Kryptonian and ask if he even met Demi.

YOU BOUT TO BE EXPOSED

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #45 on:** March 26, 2007, 10:57:41 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 10:55:58 PM

I'm going to PM Kryptonian and ask if he even met Demi.

YOU BOUT TO BE EXPOSED

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** March 26, 2007, 11:00:54 PM »

But how am I going to phrase it. I don't wan't to bombard him with a random PM titled "Did you have sex with Demi?"

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #47 on:** March 26, 2007, 11:04:09 PM »

Did you hook up with a gaffer recently?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #48 on:** March 26, 2007, 11:04:31 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 11:00:54 PM

But how am I going to phrase it. I don't wan't to bombard him with a random PM titled "Did you have sex with Demi?"

I'll bombard.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #49 on:** March 26, 2007, 11:08:32 PM »

Did you see Demi's Advent Rising?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #50 on:** March 26, 2007, 11:09:40 PM »

I think all 3 of us should bombard. it would be a real wtf moment.

I am so bored.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #51 on:** March 26, 2007, 11:10:17 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 26, 2007, 11:08:32 PM

Did you see Demi's Advent Rising?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #52 on:** March 26, 2007, 11:12:02 PM »

i'll be the one to deflower demi heterosexually

just you wait

my dreams will be realized

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #53 on:** March 26, 2007, 11:14:27 PM »

No one cares cupcake

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #54 on:** March 26, 2007, 11:16:26 PM »

I sent him a PM.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #55 on:** March 26, 2007, 11:18:36 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #56 on:** March 26, 2007, 11:43:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2007, 11:18:36 PM

omg

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #57 on:** March 27, 2007, 03:19:25 AM »

I'm gone for one fucking day and demi turns full blown gay wtf.

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Author Topic: I had sex with a man (Read 2802 times)