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Howard Alan Treesong

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I'm going to Taiwan
« on: March 27, 2007, 12:15:51 PM »
What should I do in Taiwan. I mean Taipei. What should I do there.
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: I'm going to Taiwan
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2007, 12:19:23 PM »
Have lots and lots of hot sex with young boys dressed like girls. 

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lordmaji

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Re: I'm going to Taiwan
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2007, 12:21:03 PM »
Buy yourself a wife.  :D
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Himu

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Re: I'm going to Taiwan
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2007, 12:21:41 PM »
Stay away from exploding whales.
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Yeti

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Re: I'm going to Taiwan
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2007, 12:21:55 PM »
buy us all cheap little plastic figurines for a present.  :P
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CoolGuyChris

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Re: I'm going to Taiwan
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2007, 12:22:02 PM »
have a lot of sex, but use condoms.. I heard that there is a diesease out there that makes your balls turn blacj and eventually fall off. even if its close to that description thats bad.. and then get incredibally drunk, but dont forget to take pictures and send them out. i would like to see another country that dosnt have an idiot running it...lol
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: I'm going to Taiwan
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2007, 12:34:04 PM »
are you still drunk
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ToxicAdam

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Re: I'm going to Taiwan
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2007, 12:39:27 PM »
Use the public restrooms ... take pictures of it.



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CoolGuyChris

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Re: I'm going to Taiwan
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2007, 12:40:46 PM »
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 27, 2007, 12:34:04 PM
are you still drunk

 Im trying to make it a permanent situatuion.... :rofl :rofl :rofl
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G The Resurrected

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Re: I'm going to Taiwan
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2007, 12:58:58 PM »
enjoy all the ladyboy sex. I know I wouldnt. Go to the worlds tallest building Taipai 1 (cant miss that) Get lots of cheap electronics. Take a padtai boat out to the islands if you got enough time. But only go to islands that have a resort on them. Theres some sketchy shit over there ala "the beach" probably.
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Junpei the Tracer!

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Re: I'm going to Taiwan
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2007, 01:03:20 PM »
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 27, 2007, 12:19:23 PM
Have lots and lots of hot sex with young boys dressed like girls. 



I agree with this plan.

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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: I'm going to Taiwan
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2007, 11:17:55 AM »
Okay so I arrived in Taiwan. I went to 7-11 and got some food. Now I will go to bed.
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Tauntaun

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Re: I'm going to Taiwan
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2007, 11:20:28 AM »
Invade China, it'll work, they'll never see it coming! :gun
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: I'm going to Taiwan
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2007, 12:00:02 PM »
Quote from: Tauntaun on March 28, 2007, 11:20:28 AM
Invade China, it'll work, they'll never see it coming! :gun

 :lol
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Re: I'm going to Taiwan
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2007, 01:24:54 PM »
One of my coworkers went to Taiwan for a few months for business-related reasons and I actually asked him a bit about this cause I remembered your thread... he says its pretty easy for foreigners to get laid, and this kid is even dorkier than I am. He also says that if you don't speak the language or don't know anybody, its pretty hard to find your way around and find the good restaurants/clubs/bars and such. That's all he really had to say about it.
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Re: I'm going to Taiwan
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2007, 01:28:36 PM »
Quote from: tiesto on March 28, 2007, 01:24:54 PM
he says its pretty easy for foreigners to get laid, and this kid is even dorkier than I am.

Yeah, hookers accept money from dorks too!  :P
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