the "greatest generation" hate thread

[Van Cruncheon]

first off, what i am about to say is patently unfair. fuck you! i don't care. old people in supermarket lines drive me fucking batty. i can't help but stare in rage at them, which makes them sass me. i swear i'm gonna knock one of these septuagenarians the fuck out, even if saying shit like that makes me sound like a stocky-esque poser.

point a: do not pay in fucking checks. fuck you if you do. you hold up the line while you painstaking etch your shitty signature and dollar amount. this is unacceptable. a couple weeks ago some old bint was paying for her groceries with a check, and it took godfuckingforever for her to agonizingly shudder the pen across the check into something resembling a dollar amount. i kept glaring at her and she noticed, which made her snap "you can wait!" fucking wrinkled-ass dyke was doing it on purpose. i know she was. if this had been back in the time of the czars, i coulda had her beaten with a rifle butt. fucking modernity.

point b: learn to do fucking math. today i was at qfc/krogers to buy a vitamin water and a meat stick product. i was fifth in line as this fucking unmedicated golden girl queefdust bitch tried to pay for $50 worth of groceries with $28 and some change. i fucking eyeballed her shit and knew it was well over $30. she then sat there making the boxhelp play bag tetris as she wibbled and waffled over what she did and didn't want to keep. this went on for almost ten fucking minutes, two of which were her agonizing over the powdered milk. god dammit! fortunately, the large dude in front of my bore the brunt of her wrath -- he coughed and glared at her, and she said -- just like the other fucking biddy -- "you can wait!" the dude was like fuckin' refrigerator perry huge; he coulda ripped her in half and fed her spindly remains into the lotto machine. i wish he had.

point c: you ain't entitled to shit. you don't get special treatment because you're old; as i've discovered, age and experience doesn't net you anything resembling respect. i get sassed by dumbfuck teens without a clue on the internet daily; bitch, you can take a little disrespect, too. a fuckin' SS or AARP card doesn't get you the time of fucking day. you want respect from the fuckin' kids? earn it. stop voting republican just because you feel like the world's gone to shit because girls wear skirts too short or kids don't know who dwight fucking eisenhower is or because they took hee haw off the air. you're out of touch. it's no excuse to whine. old people are the pettiest fuckin' creatures on the planet. you get respect when you do something worthy of respect, and when you have a personal policy of being respectable. cell decay doesn't exponentially translate into human worth. where the fuck is logan's run when we need it!

anyway! had to get that off my chest. fuck all of you and may your gentials be inexplicably sore. i'm off.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

STFU, geezer.

[Phoenix Dark]

Wow, this is more like a Lemurs thread than a Drinky thread.

2/10

[Van Cruncheon]

pluto this filth!

[Flannel Boy]

i get sassed by dumbfuck teens without a clue on the internet daily; bitch, you can take a little disrespect, too.

STFU, geezer.

Wow, this is more like a Lemurs thread than a Drinky thread.

2/10

 

[Van Cruncheon]

i kinda expected tds to fail this one, but pd? :'(

edit: actually, i thought the previous tds post i saw was an anomaly, but i still sent willco somewhere between 20-30 requests to reban him.

[Mondain]

you CAN wait, scornful self-centered bastard

[Himu]

I love you Drinky. If only I had your crafty word play and vocab.

*goes to read a book*

[Flannel Boy]

Willco doesn't like to ban people. It cuts the number of active members by a third. 

you CAN wait, scornful self-centered bastard

And they can get with the times and use a debit card or credit card.

[MrAngryFace]

when im old im gonna drink twice as much and own guns

[Phoenix Dark]

i kinda expected tds to fail this one, but pd? :'(

edit: actually, i thought the previous tds post i saw was an anomaly, but i still sent willco somewhere between 20-30 requests to reban him.

Game recognizes game, but all is fuzzy when I smell Lemurs shit.

[demi]

i'd love to run an underground railroad on PD's mom

[PhoenixWright]

They think they're entitled to be assholes to everyone because they "saved the world" or something.
They need to play this:

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Come one people, help a Geezer out! PM Willco asking for not only my head, but my balls on a platter! Its the only way!

[Tauntaun]

when im old im gonna drink twice as much and own guns

"I like my eggs sunny side up BITCH!" *pulls out beer bottle by accident then reaches for .45*

[Fragamemnon]

Checks in grocery stores really bother me. That being said, my completely bigoted and discriminatory method of choosing a checkout line keeps me from having to wait on a check-writer a good 75% of the time.

I don't harbor too much dislike or hate for old people. They're often pretty kind folk down here. What I do hate is their children-the baby boomers. The greatest generation's spawn are a blight upon the world, and should be scoured from the earth in the same way that diseases like smallpox were eradicated.

[Yeti]

I was at the supermarket recently in the 10 items or less line, and this old granny had about 30 items, 25 of which were little tins of cat food. Fucking bitch, each tin counts as an individual item, you can't count them all as one item! 

I hope she doesn't even have cats and was buying the cat food because she is old and has no money.  I've heard elderly people do that some time.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

It's true, baby boomers are the worst. I saw this article in the international newspaper yesterday asking, "How will the Baby Boomers deal with turning 60?" as if no human being on earth had ever made it past 59 before. I dunno what the article's conclusion was, probably "by praising The Beatles and Rolling Stones and driving VW bugs and acting like no human being on earth had ever made it past 59 before."

[max_cool]

People say they're so great, but what have they done for us lately? Sure it was hilarious to see Bob Dole do an erectile dysfunction commercial, but that was like 7 years ago or some shit.

Out of the way you old fucks.

[Flannel Boy]

It's true, baby boomers are the worst. I saw this article in the international newspaper yesterday asking, "How will the Baby Boomers deal with turning 60?" as if no human being on earth had ever made it past 59 before. I dunno what the article's conclusion was, probably "by praising The Beatles and Rolling Stones and driving VW bugs and acting like no human being on earth had ever made it past 59 before."

Wrong generation. You're thinking of the one that came after the greatest generation.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I know that baby boomers aren't the greatest generation, I was just agreeing with the person who said baby boomers are the worst.

[Flannel Boy]

LOL sorry. 

[drozmight]

Tom Brokaw's on his way over to your house to kick your ass, kidnap your family and burn the place down, Drinky.


*Drinky tied to a chair, naked, beaten and bloody. Brokaw turns on an overhead lamp and puts out his cigar on Drinky's chest.*
Brokaw: "Drinky Crow's not a fan of the greatest huh, lol. Soon you'll be singing a quite different tune."
*Brokaw loosens his tie, takes a mouthfull of scotch and then sprays it all over Drinky's wounds.*

[cloudwalking]

by working in retail where i have to constantly be selling and actively engaging every customer, i have learned that with the old fucks and the baby boomers it's about 50/50 of complete douchebags. (i'm talking pretty much exclusively about women, here, btw, since that's our main customer)

the young people are always nice, and the foreigners are always nice.

i can usually tell who the assholes are before i even approach them. they're the type of people who venomously say "I'D LIKE TO BE LEFT ALONE, THANKS, GEEZ" when i ask them how they are doing or if they're enjoying the warm spring weather. fuckfaces.

and then when they inevitably buy the cheapest thing in the store they always pay by check at the register and it takes eons and they are still a rude bitch even while they're paying for the merchandise. they're usually the ones who make me wrap the bag twice because "it needs to look perfect, it's a gift" oh, aren't you nice, buying the cheapest item in the store with your husband's money for your precious gift. IT'S FUCKING WRAPPING.

goddamn i hate soccer moms and old wenches. i wish i could nuke them all.