Author Topic: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit (Read 2696 times)

Ruzbeh · « **on:** March 29, 2007, 09:16:55 PM »

I just had a word with Willco.

If you post an autism related poster to spite me, you will be banned. For how long I don't know. BUT YOU WILL BE BANNED.

SO STOP IT.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:18:15 PM »

Aww are you lost? You look so confused. Here, take this spork and get in my trunk.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:19:13 PM »

Oh my god mupepe

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:21:05 PM »

new one

Candyflip · « **Reply #4 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:25:02 PM »

Damn dude. Don't let it get to you. You know no one is being serious, and I hate to say it, but judging from the general behavior of this forum, what did you expect?

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:27:42 PM »

I'd feel bad for it if he wasn't such a dick most of the time.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:28:18 PM »

WILLCO WILLCO

Beezy · « **Reply #7 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:31:30 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 29, 2007, 09:18:15 PM

Aww are you lost? You look so confused. Here, take this spork and get in my trunk.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:35:07 PM »

...

ruz we're only playing.

Vizzys · « **Reply #9 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:39:46 PM »

lol an autistic person telling me what to do. stfu

Cheebs · « **Reply #10 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:41:48 PM »

Quote from: Viz on March 29, 2007, 09:39:46 PM

lol an autistic person telling me what to do. stfu

I know!

The dude plays WITH PLATES. How fucked up is that?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:41:58 PM »

we always derail threads though. if its not posting posters it will be something else.

Cheebs · « **Reply #12 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:42:50 PM »

This topic fits under number 17.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #13 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:43:55 PM »

Here's a tip:
Don't post deeply personal information if it's going to make you cry when people turn it around on you. Because here's a hint: PEOPLE WILL TURN IT AROUND ON YOU.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:47:38 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:48:41 PM »

Malek doesn't care what the doctors say, he's diagnosed you with autism, so you have it.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #16 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:49:21 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on March 29, 2007, 09:46:56 PM

Quote from: Ecrofirt on March 29, 2007, 09:43:55 PM
Here's a tip:
Don't post deeply personal information if it's going to make you cry when people turn it around on you. Because here's a hint: PEOPLE WILL TURN IT AROUND ON YOU.

No shit.

....... $:-\$

Nah. Fo' realz. I'm not upset..... it's just fucking weird. How many autism posters do you people have? Jesus.

Besides, what I have is Asperger's Syndrome, not classic Autism. I don't spin shit around. I understand people know that and still post those autism posters on purpose, but still... quit acting like silly geese.

If it didn't bother you you wouldn't be crying to the forum's mommy for it to stop.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:50:11 PM »

despite his chronic lennonphilia, i'm gonna trust malek's professional medical opinion

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #18 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:52:49 PM »

You know, I played football with an autistic kid. I was nice to him. Most of the other guys were dicks. It bothered him so much that he started telling his mommy about it, and the whole team got in trouble. So fuck the lot of ya!

Candyflip · « **Reply #19 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:53:19 PM »

Huh. On an interesting side not, I think I might be slightly autistic. Can anyone post an autism poster that doesn't apply to children?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:54:16 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on March 29, 2007, 09:50:48 PM

Quote from: Ecrofirt on March 29, 2007, 09:49:21 PM
If it didn't bother you you wouldn't be crying to the forum's mommy for it to stop.

Haha, I was just bullshitting when I said I contacted Willco. I was hoping for him to post here and say "..the fuck?" or something similar. But he's strangely absent. :'(

Does this count as spinning? Sure you're not spinning an object as such, but still!

Go ahead Ecro, tell my mommy.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** March 29, 2007, 09:57:26 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on March 29, 2007, 09:55:11 PM

Quote from: Ecrofirt on March 29, 2007, 09:52:49 PM
You know, I played football with an autistic kid. I was nice to him. Most of the other guys were dicks. It bothered him so much that he started telling his mommy about it, and the whole team got in trouble. So fuck the lot of ya!

That's right... be nice to us... or we will get you into trouble.........

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** March 29, 2007, 10:00:06 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on March 29, 2007, 09:59:18 PM

Lame.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** March 29, 2007, 10:03:20 PM »

Autistic pride.

Malek change your tag to Doctor Malek: Leader in the field of autism and making fun.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** March 29, 2007, 10:06:18 PM »

you were always awesome.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** March 29, 2007, 10:07:19 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on March 29, 2007, 10:05:10 PM

I'm sure I've educated some people, too.

I now know that the increase in autism is simply a result of the misdiagnosis of socially inept ninthings.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #26 on:** March 29, 2007, 11:51:46 PM »

I swear, sometimes I want to hugs Ruzbeh in a totally non gay way. Sort of like a "Hush little child, everything will be all right" kind of way and Ruzbeh will whimper in my arms. Autistic people need reassurance too

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** March 30, 2007, 12:05:27 AM »

I want to beat him with a stick and lock him up in the attic. He can write a diary while in the Attic like another Dutch child.

"Dear diary;
today Adam came up to the attic. I looked down at my feet as he proceeded to beat me. I didn't feel anything, what with my insensitivity to pain. After he left I played with a penny I found lying on floor. I was spinning the penny for hours until Adam came back to beat me some more. Afterwards he tried to give me a hug, but I ran for it. Not just because of my autism, but because he's an asshole who beats me."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** March 30, 2007, 12:07:05 AM »

Hey Ruzbah do you guys have beef with D-Syndrome?

Represent!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** March 30, 2007, 12:13:30 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 30, 2007, 12:05:27 AM

I want to beat him with a stick and lock him up in the attic. He can write a diary while in the Attic like another Dutch child.

"Dear diary;
today Adam came up to the attic. I looked down at my feet as he proceeded to beat me. I didn't feel anything, what with my insensitivity to pain. After he left I played with a penny I found lying on floor. I was spinning the penny for hours until Adam came back to beat me some more. Afterwards he tried to give me a hug, but I ran for it. Not just because of my autism, but because he's an asshole who beats me."

Maybe thats what is missing in our lives, a distinguished mentally-challenged slave that we can beat for amusement. I know I'd never be lonely with that.

Melissa · « **Reply #30 on:** March 30, 2007, 12:52:04 AM »

We're making a final, farewell episode of GameLife, Ruzbeh - would you like to be on it? Andrew has Asperger syndrome, and none of us have any problem with it - so you know you'll be able to be comfortable and in good company.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #31 on:** March 30, 2007, 01:05:32 AM »

Quote from: Melissa on March 30, 2007, 12:52:04 AM

Andrew has Asperger syndrome

Dan Aykroyd also has Asperger's... so, it's the syndrome to have.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #32 on:** March 30, 2007, 03:19:05 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on March 29, 2007, 09:52:49 PM

You know, I played football with an autistic kid. I was nice to him. Most of the other guys were dicks. It bothered him so much that he started telling his mommy about it, and the whole team got in trouble. So fuck the lot of ya!

You forgot to mention the fact that his parents are fucking assholes.

drozmight · « **Reply #33 on:** March 30, 2007, 03:22:55 AM »

I knew this autistic dude in college and once he was having trouble registering for his classes over the phone (there's this automated system)... THE DUDE WAS FREAKING OUT!

He ran into my room where I was playing Freelancer and he was all, "Abloohaha lala hllllaaaa!!!" I was all like, "WTF?" Then he told me about it and I went and helped him out... got his classes registered and then we played Pokemon Stadium. Snorlax, bitch.

Cheebs · « **Reply #34 on:** March 30, 2007, 08:29:10 AM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on March 30, 2007, 08:20:58 AM

It's pretty cool that Andrew has it too! Fo' realz.

Very cool.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** March 30, 2007, 11:37:20 AM »

wait Melissa is that cute gamelife chick?

I don't believe I've introduced myself, I'm Father Mike, how you doing?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36 on:** March 30, 2007, 12:02:33 PM »

I'm not an OAer, so I've only seen her post the last couple of days.

Melissa · « **Reply #37 on:** March 30, 2007, 08:39:04 PM »

Hi Father Mike

Ruz, I still post on OA. I've just kind of been over it ever since the board split.

border · « **Reply #38 on:** March 31, 2007, 10:53:23 AM »

What time does Judge Wapner come on?

cubicle47b · « **Reply #39 on:** April 01, 2007, 12:17:17 PM »

Quote

What time does Judge Wapner come on?

I'm pretty sure it's on in 10 minutes.

Shuri · « **Reply #40 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:46:49 PM »

this thread sucks.

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Author Topic: Stop teasing with this autism bullshit (Read 2696 times)

Ruzbeh