Moving To The Middle Of Nowhere... AGAIN!

[drozmight]

The urban life pisses me off... people, cars, police (fuck your sirens) and all that gish... it's time I moved back into the mountains! So I'm moving into the forest. My guns are coming out of storage and... I will be growing herbs and spices... again. Where I come from it's not unheard of to see big flanel wearing hicks driving their big ass damned ford trucks around with their fishing boats in tow, and "got Jesus?" bumper sticker. Plus, I miss all the slutty country girls, ooo wee.

I won't be moving that far into the woods, but... still, I'm excited.

[MrAngryFace]

I love the city, I lived in north dakota for a time and almost went insane

[drozmight]

Want to come shoot things with me MAF? I think I hav ea refridgerator thats done pissed me off.

[MrAngryFace]

haha thats ok buddy, gonna play some C&C3 instead

[brawndolicious]

So you don't like Dodge taco?  You like your little F-150?  You ain't gonna get shit to love you in that.  No girl going to make you squeel for her if drive that bubba.  You think she's going to let you borrow the bottom half of her swim suit when you go swimming?  Not if you drive one of them nigraified F-150's.

[bluemax]

Want to come shoot things with me MAF? I think I hav ea refridgerator thats done pissed me off.

This reminds me of this past winter, I went up to Oak Harbor on Whidbey Island to visit relatives and at one point we were in the backyard shooting pellet guns at a wall. This was quite possibly the most redneck I ever felt in my life.

Thankfully I am comfortably back in Los Angeles where movie shoots occur in my backyard daily.

[max_cool]

The urban life pisses me off... people, cars, police (fuck your sirens) and all that gish... it's time I moved back into the mountains! So I'm moving into the forest. My guns are coming out of storage and... I will be growing herbs and spices... again. Where I come from it's not unheard of to see big flanel wearing hicks driving their big ass damned ford trucks around with their fishing boats in tow, and "got Jesus?" bumper sticker. Plus, I miss all the slutty country girls, ooo wee.

I won't be moving that far into the woods, but... still, I'm excited.

Mountains? so Montana, Wyoming?

[drozmight]

So you don't like Dodge taco?  You like your little F-150?  You ain't gonna get shit to love you in that.  No girl going to make you squeel for her if drive that bubba.  You think she's going to let you borrow the bottom half of her swim suit when you go swimming?  Not if you drive one of them nigraified F-150's.

I drive a Mazda 3.

[drozmight]

The urban life pisses me off... people, cars, police (fuck your sirens) and all that gish... it's time I moved back into the mountains! So I'm moving into the forest. My guns are coming out of storage and... I will be growing herbs and spices... again. Where I come from it's not unheard of to see big flanel wearing hicks driving their big ass damned ford trucks around with their fishing boats in tow, and "got Jesus?" bumper sticker. Plus, I miss all the slutty country girls, ooo wee.

I won't be moving that far into the woods, but... still, I'm excited.

Mountains? so Montana, Wyoming?

No, it's Washington, it's just out on this 60 acre plot in a really out of the way wooded area away from people.

[brawndolicious]

I drive a Mazda 3.

I see.  That's owned by ford.

[xnikki118x]

I've never lived anywhere but Wilkes-Barre, PA. =/ I spent many summers at a camp that was pretty much in the middle of nowhere, and often had a hard time falling asleep at night because it was just too quiet.

I live like 2 blocks away from a hospital, so I hear sirens at all hours of the night. When I sleep at James's house I hear trains all the time. Quiet freaks me out.

[drozmight]

I drive a Mazda 3.

I see.  That's owned by ford.

Well whatever! Harrison Ford is coming over to your house to baseball bat your dodge neon!

[G The Resurrected]

I've never lived anywhere but Wilkes-Barre, PA. =/ I spent many summers at a camp that was pretty much in the middle of nowhere, and often had a hard time falling asleep at night because it was just too quiet.

I live like 2 blocks away from a hospital, so I hear sirens at all hours of the night. When I sleep at James's house I hear trains all the time. Quiet freaks me out.

I have the same problem for 19 years i lived 2 houses away from a major california freeway. Since i've moved i cant take it i live a block into a subdivision so its really quiet. And I live only a few blocks away from a hospital. The helocopters are fucking annoying. But where i lived before they were going after people not saving people. So i have fans on to have noise going on while i sleep.

[brawndolicious]

That little butt buddy of yours isn't going to touch my hemi.

[drozmight]

What the fuck's a hemi?

[max_cool]

The urban life pisses me off... people, cars, police (fuck your sirens) and all that gish... it's time I moved back into the mountains! So I'm moving into the forest. My guns are coming out of storage and... I will be growing herbs and spices... again. Where I come from it's not unheard of to see big flanel wearing hicks driving their big ass damned ford trucks around with their fishing boats in tow, and "got Jesus?" bumper sticker. Plus, I miss all the slutty country girls, ooo wee.

I won't be moving that far into the woods, but... still, I'm excited.

Mountains? so Montana, Wyoming?

No, it's Washington, it's just out on this 60 acre plot in a really out of the way wooded area away from people.

sounds like a little patch of paradise. I just wish I was wealthy enough to live some where like that and not worry about finding a job.

Not to imply that you're some rich dude, just, that's how I would want to do it.

[drozmight]

The urban life pisses me off... people, cars, police (fuck your sirens) and all that gish... it's time I moved back into the mountains! So I'm moving into the forest. My guns are coming out of storage and... I will be growing herbs and spices... again. Where I come from it's not unheard of to see big flanel wearing hicks driving their big ass damned ford trucks around with their fishing boats in tow, and "got Jesus?" bumper sticker. Plus, I miss all the slutty country girls, ooo wee.

I won't be moving that far into the woods, but... still, I'm excited.

Mountains? so Montana, Wyoming?

No, it's Washington, it's just out on this 60 acre plot in a really out of the way wooded area away from people.

sounds like a little patch of paradise. I just wish I was wealthy enough to live some where like that and not worry about finding a job.

Not to imply that you're some rich dude, just, that's how I would want to do it.

Yeah it's niiiiice. It's some dude's parent's house, but the parents don't live there... I guess he just sits around in it when not working and gets high. I'm going to rent one of the rooms from the parentals... and write my masterpiece.

He's cool. One of my friends is also moving in. We three kings.

[brawndolicious]

Well taco, a hemi is a semi-spherical dump-gas-by-the-american-gallon engine that really hauls ass.

[drozmight]

Well taco, a hemi is a semi-spherical dump-gas-by-the-american-gallon engine that really hauls ass.

Should I put one of those in my Mazda?

[Tauntaun]

Well taco, a hemi is a semi-spherical dump-gas-by-the-american-gallon engine that really hauls ass.

It also makes women have bigger boobs and be more attractive, also it let's you get em preggers real quick and thus amass an army to take over the world! HE-MAN POWERS!

[brawndolicious]

Should I put one of those in my Mazda?

It won't fit, try to go with a rotary, it's like the nip version.

It also makes women have bigger boobs and be more attractive, also it let's you get em preggers real quick and thus amass an army to take over the world! HE-MAN POWERS!

It puts hair on your ass as well.