Let's not beat around the bush here, Ruzbeh. I'm sensing some white-hot sexual tension coming from your direction. I'm not saying that you would actually kiss me deep and long and let your tongue explore forbidden crevices on my person, but I think the visual is foremost in your mind. But I'm not that kinda guy, at least not on the first messageboard flirtation. I'll have to be wined and dined and treated fine before I consider letting you brush your lips against my stubbly cheek. I guess I'm just old-fashioned that way.