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Fresh Prince

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #60 on: April 01, 2007, 08:38:32 PM »
So when do you spawn?
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BlueTsunami

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #61 on: April 01, 2007, 08:39:26 PM »
Lemurs 2.0
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G The Resurrected

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #62 on: April 01, 2007, 08:40:34 PM »
Has anyone considered she's telling the truth? I'd be concerned if she was telling the truth.

Himu

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #63 on: April 01, 2007, 08:41:45 PM »
Has anyone considered she's telling the truth?

:lol
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lordmaji

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #64 on: April 01, 2007, 08:43:07 PM »
Has anyone considered she's telling the truth? I'd be concerned if she was telling the truth.

Another teen preggers where her parents take care of her and the kid. Oh and her constantly saying "I have a job, i take care of her by myself" then someone will reply "Where you and the kid staying" and she will be like "My parents"

end of thread. :lol
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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #65 on: April 01, 2007, 08:44:27 PM »

Himu

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #66 on: April 01, 2007, 08:44:37 PM »
:rofl
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BlueTsunami

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #67 on: April 01, 2007, 08:47:34 PM »
Lemurs 2.0

Actually, shes what? 15 or something. Hopefully its not Lemurs 1.5 since shes having it so young
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #68 on: April 01, 2007, 08:48:11 PM »
Has anyone considered she's telling the truth? I'd be concerned if she was telling the truth.

Another teen preggers where her parents take care of her and the kid. Oh and her constantly saying "I have a job, i take care of her by myself" then someone will reply "Where you and the kid staying" and she will be like "My parents"

end of thread. :lol
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G The Resurrected

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #69 on: April 01, 2007, 08:52:25 PM »
Yeah her parents would raise the kid probably. But really anyone think she could be telling the truth. Show us the piss on stick. And tell us who your sexual partners are.

Beezy

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #70 on: April 01, 2007, 08:55:42 PM »
But really anyone think she could be telling the truth.

Naw, she's probably just bored.

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #71 on: April 01, 2007, 09:20:09 PM »
Dragona, sex me up please.
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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #72 on: April 01, 2007, 09:23:00 PM »
She's not telling the truth, and this is one of the dumber April Fool's jokes I've seen.  It would've been way more believable if she'd started a thread that said she had sex with her co-worker.  THAT would have been believable and would have fooled me and a bunch of other people.


Try harder next time, Lemurzzz.
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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #73 on: April 01, 2007, 09:32:51 PM »
She's not telling the truth, and this is one of the dumber April Fool's jokes I've seen.  It would've been way more believable if she'd started a thread that said she had sex with her co-worker.  THAT would have been believable and would have fooled me and a bunch of other people.


Try harder next time, Lemurzzz.

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ferrarimanf355

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #74 on: April 01, 2007, 10:28:39 PM »
Tits or GTFO.  >:(
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Candyflip

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #75 on: April 01, 2007, 10:30:46 PM »
Dragona, sex me up please.
Who the fuck is this nut and what is with his obsession with Dragona?
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BlueTsunami

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #76 on: April 01, 2007, 10:35:17 PM »
Dragona, sex me up please.
Who the fuck is this nut and what is with his obsession with Dragona?

Hes to Dragona as Cloud is to Jarosh
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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #77 on: April 02, 2007, 05:09:50 AM »


Unprotected sex :bow
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The Sceneman

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #78 on: April 02, 2007, 05:12:56 AM »
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G The Resurrected

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #79 on: April 02, 2007, 06:22:40 AM »

Tauntaun

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #80 on: April 02, 2007, 10:31:33 AM »
:)

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #81 on: April 02, 2007, 10:36:29 AM »
Dragona, sex me up please.
Who the fuck is this nut and what is with his obsession with Dragona?

Hes to Dragona as Cloud is to Jarosh

fuck no, this poser isn't even close to the same league as me. do you see him making plans to go to europe?

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #82 on: April 02, 2007, 11:00:20 AM »
cloud if you don't post scans of your plane tickets I'll be very disappointed. 

bud

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #83 on: April 02, 2007, 12:38:58 PM »
himuro, how cum you sperm is black and mine is not
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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #84 on: April 02, 2007, 12:39:48 PM »
himuro, how cum you sperm is black and mine is not

Shenmue rots you from the inside out. 

bud

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #85 on: April 02, 2007, 12:43:57 PM »
himuro, how cum you sperm is black and mine is not

Shenmue rots you from the inside out. 

black sperm would be awesome if you'd fuck an extremely pale girl at night. cumming on her face would make her face disappear completely
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #86 on: April 02, 2007, 12:44:55 PM »
The fuck?   :lol

Beezy

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #87 on: April 02, 2007, 01:00:45 PM »
himuro, how cum you sperm is black and mine is not

Shenmue rots you from the inside out. 

black sperm would be awesome if you'd fuck an extremely pale girl at night. cumming on her face would make her face disappear completely

Giving a whole new meaning to the term blackface. :lol

Himu

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #88 on: April 02, 2007, 01:04:28 PM »
himuro, how cum you sperm is black and mine is not

I drink monkey blood
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Himu

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #89 on: April 02, 2007, 01:22:58 PM »
You're a goddamn racist.
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bud

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #90 on: April 02, 2007, 03:46:35 PM »
You're Singaporian.


so not only is himuro black, he's also singaporian and he spits black fiyah dayum
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Cheebs

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #91 on: April 02, 2007, 04:00:27 PM »
How the fuck am I a racist? I'm Iranian. You're Singaporian. I'm not even fucking white.

Only white people can be racists?

Beezy

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #92 on: April 02, 2007, 04:07:36 PM »
 :lol

BlueTsunami

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #93 on: April 02, 2007, 04:22:15 PM »
Dragona, sex me up please.
Who the fuck is this nut and what is with his obsession with Dragona?

Hes to Dragona as Cloud is to Jarosh

fuck no, this poser isn't even close to the same league as me. do you see him making plans to go to europe?


:lol

True that. The seed has been planted though. I see this sultry new stalking session junpei is pursuing, going a long way.

Edit: lol I said Junpei....well that Verboten. Theres to many stalker situations going on at the moment!
« Last Edit: April 02, 2007, 04:31:07 PM by BlueTsunami »
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #94 on: April 02, 2007, 04:36:28 PM »
There's too much faux bullshit on the interweb, as well.
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Tauntaun

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #95 on: April 02, 2007, 04:49:55 PM »
There's too much faux bullshit on the interweb, as well.

 :lol
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BlueTsunami

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #96 on: April 02, 2007, 05:08:17 PM »
There's too much faux bullshit on the interweb, as well.

:rofl
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Bloodwake

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Re: ...So... I'm pregnant.
« Reply #97 on: April 02, 2007, 05:14:59 PM »
I'm breaking my week off of Evilbore with one post:

WHAT THE FUCK.

Totally a bunch of bullshit. the fact you posted this on the Internet, much less Evilbore on APRIL 1st signifies that.

If it is true by some weird coincidence, head on down to Planned Parenthood.

I'm out.
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