Author Topic: ...So... I'm pregnant. (Read 4726 times)

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** April 01, 2007, 04:53:56 PM »

abortions are fun

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** April 01, 2007, 04:53:59 PM »

I'm the daddy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:00:40 PM »

...

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #4 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:03:46 PM »

Fucking attention whore.

No seriously?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:05:21 PM »

Wow, Ruzbehs quick

Boogie · « **Reply #6 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:06:18 PM »

pluto this filth

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #7 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:06:46 PM »

Yeah that autism travels fast. They'd have a perfectly healthy child together. Her with the aids and Ruzbeh with the autism.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:07:05 PM »

An abortion costs more than a Wii. Choose wisely

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:18:06 PM »

wooh, glad I used the back not the front.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:22:09 PM »

I creamed in all of her holes and my warm black semen made her shout with excitement.

Beezy · « **Reply #11 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:22:15 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 01, 2007, 05:18:06 PM

wooh, glad I used the back not the front.

I used the mouth. She stuck her tongue under my foreskin.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #12 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:22:56 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 01, 2007, 05:18:06 PM

wooh, glad I used the back not the front.

I hear the back is the cleanest when it comes to lemurs.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:23:15 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 01, 2007, 05:22:15 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 01, 2007, 05:18:06 PM
wooh, glad I used the back not the front.

I used the mouth.

I know I was there!

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:25:01 PM »

I kinda wonder what it'd feel like to have a barrage of semen shoot on my g-spot. Mmmm that'd feel so good wouldn't it lol

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #15 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:33:52 PM »

Wow... you guys are sick.

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:35:54 PM »

Ahahaha!

Beezy · « **Reply #17 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:36:31 PM »

lordmaji · « **Reply #18 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:40:43 PM »

Who's the daddy?

You going to have to go on Maury?

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #19 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:42:16 PM »

I don't get what's so funny... this is my life we're talking about....

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:42:37 PM »

this thread is disturbing :'(

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:43:09 PM »

We figure it's an april fool's joke.

Are you serious?

CUE THE FINAL FANTASY VICTORY MUSIC! DUN DUN DUNNN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!!!

I'M THE DADDY

lordmaji · « **Reply #22 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:43:59 PM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on April 01, 2007, 05:42:16 PM

I don't get what's so funny... this is my life we're talking about....

I wasn't laughing... I was asking...

Shuri · « **Reply #23 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:45:41 PM »

this thread sucks.

lordmaji · « **Reply #24 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:49:24 PM »

Is this guy the daddy?

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #25 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:55:12 PM »

Why the hell do you people save every single picture I've ever posted?

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:55:42 PM »

Is this an April Fool's thread?!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:56:12 PM »

so does this mean lemurs is finally going to get breasts?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:57:01 PM »

Lame.

lordmaji · « **Reply #29 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:57:16 PM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on April 01, 2007, 05:55:12 PM

Why the hell do you people save every single picture I've ever posted?

Actually I found this a few days ago on the old gaf "post pictures of your gfs" thread when we were looking through it and laughed our asses off. so I saved it.

It was to funny to lose.

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:57:23 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 01, 2007, 05:56:12 PM

so does this mean lemurs is finally going to get breasts?

Wtf she already had breast dolt.

Beezy · « **Reply #31 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:57:48 PM »

Quote from: lordmaji on April 01, 2007, 05:49:24 PM

Is this guy the daddy?

(Image removed from quote.)

I remember that.

Quote from: omg_lemurs on April 01, 2007, 05:55:12 PM

Why the hell do you people save every single picture I've ever posted?

I have none of your pics.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #32 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:58:25 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 01, 2007, 05:57:23 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 01, 2007, 05:56:12 PM
so does this mean lemurs is finally going to get breasts?

Wtf she already had breast dolt.

no shes got budds, irc.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #33 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:03:22 PM »

It was the stud from work wasn't it

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:05:03 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 01, 2007, 06:03:22 PM

It was the stud from work wasn't it

lordmaji · « **Reply #35 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:05:12 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 01, 2007, 06:03:22 PM

It was the stud from work wasn't it

is his name Johnny Newheart?

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #36 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:08:57 PM »

Really isn't funny guys...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:10:40 PM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on April 01, 2007, 06:08:57 PM

Really isn't funny guys...

So does this mean you finally gave it up to your boyfriend...or the work guy? because if its the latter I've won some bets!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #38 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:11:49 PM »

this thread sux. talk to your guidance counseler.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #39 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:12:49 PM »

But she might call home. Oh noes!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:13:17 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 01, 2007, 06:12:49 PM

But she might call home. Oh noes!

lordmaji · « **Reply #41 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:13:29 PM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on April 01, 2007, 06:08:57 PM

Really isn't funny guys...

Did you piss on a stick?

max_cool · « **Reply #42 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:14:57 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:15:37 PM »

IS THIS THREAD AN APRIL FOOLS

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #44 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:16:10 PM »

Quote from: lordmaji on April 01, 2007, 06:13:29 PM

Quote from: omg_lemurs on April 01, 2007, 06:08:57 PM
Really isn't funny guys...

Did you piss on a stick?

doubt it, lemurs wouldn't be the type to go out in public and get a test - she probably just has a rumbling in her tummy...maybe your just hungry Lemurs?

Yeti · « **Reply #45 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:16:41 PM »

preg·nant1 /ˈprɛgnənt/ [preg-nuhnt]
–adjective 1. having a child or other offspring developing in the body; with child or young, as a woman or female mammal.
2. fraught, filled, or abounding (usually fol. by with): a silence pregnant with suspense.
3. teeming or fertile; rich (often fol. by in): a mind pregnant in ideas.
4. full of meaning; highly significant: a pregnant utterance.
5. of great importance or potential; momentous: a pregnant moment in the history of the world

which meaning of pregnant are you? certainly not number 4 or 5.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #46 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:29:58 PM »

Quote from: lordmaji on April 01, 2007, 06:13:29 PM

Quote from: omg_lemurs on April 01, 2007, 06:08:57 PM
Really isn't funny guys...

Did you piss on a stick?

What do YOU think?

lordmaji · « **Reply #47 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:36:14 PM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on April 01, 2007, 06:29:58 PM

Quote from: lordmaji on April 01, 2007, 06:13:29 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on April 01, 2007, 06:08:57 PM
Really isn't funny guys...

Did you piss on a stick?

What do YOU think?

Dunno, that's why I asked.

Eduardo24 · « **Reply #48 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:51:35 PM »

I don´t beleive you are pregnant. Give us the full story.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #49 on:** April 01, 2007, 07:03:24 PM »

Okay. Look...

This is madness.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #50 on:** April 01, 2007, 07:03:39 PM »

This is wrong.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #51 on:** April 01, 2007, 07:04:25 PM »

THIS.

IS.

SPARTA.

lordmaji · « **Reply #52 on:** April 01, 2007, 07:05:38 PM »

Let's dance and be jolly. Who wants a cigar?

mikesphat · « **Reply #53 on:** April 01, 2007, 07:12:28 PM »

say it aint so... $:-\$

lordmaji · « **Reply #54 on:** April 01, 2007, 07:18:44 PM »

We should start a gang.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #55 on:** April 01, 2007, 07:21:18 PM »

Whos gonna be the first to punch lemurs in the stomach. And be like "Gotchya bitch!"

Mupepe · « **Reply #56 on:** April 01, 2007, 07:34:55 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 01, 2007, 06:16:10 PM

Quote from: lordmaji on April 01, 2007, 06:13:29 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on April 01, 2007, 06:08:57 PM
Really isn't funny guys...

Did you piss on a stick?

doubt it, lemurs wouldn't be the type to go out in public and get a test - she probably just has a rumbling in her tummy...maybe your just hungry Lemurs?

it's gas

BlackMage · « **Reply #57 on:** April 01, 2007, 08:05:43 PM »

i'm pregnant also...

Candyflip · « **Reply #58 on:** April 01, 2007, 08:17:48 PM »

This is a shitty attempt at an April Fool's joke. /yawn

dsn2k · « **Reply #59 on:** April 01, 2007, 08:21:46 PM »

yeah I heard this one from my woman earlier, pushed her down the stairs just in case.

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Author Topic: ...So... I'm pregnant. (Read 4726 times)