Author Topic: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays... (Read 2821 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** April 02, 2007, 12:25:57 PM »

... got to go trek to take a drug test for a job, but the girlfriend isn't feeling too well, I'm tired and I've got so much crap to do. Boo to the new week! Boo, I say!

Cheebs · « **Reply #1 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:27:14 PM »

Robo · « **Reply #2 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:29:50 PM »

Fuck you, Jim Davis.

Cheebs · « **Reply #3 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:30:55 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:32:00 PM »

drug test? what? why?

Cheebs · « **Reply #5 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:34:32 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 02, 2007, 12:32:00 PM

drug test? what? why?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM »

Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:36:02 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM

Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.

so how often do you have to take them?

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:43:46 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM

Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.

Sucks to be you. People at my job smoke pot right there outside the office! But that's in Florida.

Cheebs · « **Reply #9 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:44:37 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 02, 2007, 12:43:46 PM

Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM
Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.

Sucks to be you. People at my job smoke pot right there outside the office! But that's in Florida.

What is your job?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:45:51 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 02, 2007, 12:43:46 PM

Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM
Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.

Sucks to be you. People at my job smoke pot right there outside the office! But that's in Florida.

Wait you live in Florida now? what is your job?

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:46:01 PM »

I'm unemployed.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:47:25 PM »

The drug test is for pre-employment. I get a job offer pending the results. Then you don't take one ever again, unless they have a reason to suspect you're using.

Cheebs · « **Reply #13 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:47:34 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 02, 2007, 12:46:01 PM

I'm unemployed.

what the fuck?

You are such a confusing mysterious man.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:48:46 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:47:25 PM

The drug test is for pre-employment. I get a job offer pending the results. Then you don't take one ever again, unless they have a reason to suspect you're using.

O, I was thinking that but I thought you had a job?

Quote from: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 12:47:34 PM

Quote from: demi on April 02, 2007, 12:46:01 PM
I'm unemployed.
what the fuck? You are such a confusing mysterious man.

QFT!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:51:07 PM »

I am also unemployed. I've been doing some freelance work here and there, but this is attempt for real moneys!

Cheebs · « **Reply #16 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:54:20 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:51:07 PM

I am also unemployed. I've been doing some freelance work here and there, but this is attempt for real moneys!

I thought you just recently moved out of your parents house after staying there for a while. How were you able to afford to move out when you are unemployed? And aren't you going back to college full time soon?

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:56:14 PM »

I'm just kidding, I am employed.

Cheebs · « **Reply #18 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:57:16 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 02, 2007, 12:56:14 PM

I'm just kidding, I am employed.

ok, what is it then hon?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** April 02, 2007, 12:59:54 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 12:54:20 PM

I thought you just recently moved out of your parents house after staying there for a while. How were you able to afford to move out when you are unemployed? And aren't you going back to college full time soon?

I was there just two months. I managed to save some funds while I was working a decent paying gig in Los Angeles and then did freelance work those two months while paying no rent. It allowed me to have a couple of months of rent here paid, the deposit, moving/shipping costs, food, etc.

School is going to be paid for mostly be tens of thousands of dollars in loans, but I will likely be able to test out of some courses and the admissions people feel confident I'll be able to freelance while I'm there.

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:04:35 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 12:57:16 PM

Quote from: demi on April 02, 2007, 12:56:14 PM
I'm just kidding, I am employed.
ok, what is it then hon?

Go away.

Cheebs · « **Reply #21 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:05:42 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 02, 2007, 01:04:35 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 12:57:16 PM
Quote from: demi on April 02, 2007, 12:56:14 PM
I'm just kidding, I am employed.
ok, what is it then hon?

Go away.

Hey, I am going to Hot Fuzz so I am ok.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #22 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:07:27 PM »

demi likes to be an enigma on the interwebs; it makes his lonely real life seem less depressing

Cheebs · « **Reply #23 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:16:36 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 02, 2007, 01:07:27 PM

demi likes to be an enigma on the interwebs; it makes his lonely real life seem less depressing

No need to be mean!

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:18:31 PM »

God I love Demi.

Why does that damn orange cat hate Monday so much

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:19:35 PM »

i'm on vacation!!

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:21:54 PM »

drinky gettin it on

Cheebs · « **Reply #27 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:22:04 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 02, 2007, 01:18:31 PM

Why does that damn orange cat hate Monday so much

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:22:33 PM »

ahahaha Garfield fucking SUCKS

Cheebs · « **Reply #29 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:23:11 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 02, 2007, 01:22:33 PM

ahahaha Garfield fucking SUCKS

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:23:45 PM »

They're so laughably bad.

Cheebs · « **Reply #31 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:24:52 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 02, 2007, 01:23:45 PM

They're so laughably bad.

demi · « **Reply #32 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:24:58 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 02, 2007, 01:07:27 PM

demi likes to be an enigma on the interwebs; it makes his lonely real life seem less depressing

No doubt beats attacking innocent people over the web. Stocky was violated because of you. Ellrick and Cyanista was violated because of you. Many others, and yet you still insist. Who's the bad one here, honestly.

You'll get yours, little man. Sleep on it.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #33 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:26:17 PM »

Please stop perpetuating myths, Demi. You know, like you be crippled, you fucking Cloudy, you fucking a man, you being employed.

Oh and it's "Ellrick and Cyanista WERE violated". You should probably brush up on your grammar, Mr. Game Reviewer.

demi · « **Reply #34 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:26:23 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 01:05:42 PM

Hey, I am going to Hot Fuzz so I am ok.

Where is Hot Fuzz playing? I'll come up and see it with you.

Cheebs · « **Reply #35 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:27:03 PM »

Adding conan to garfield improves it:

Edit: I don't have a clue. It is going to be a limited release, I am hoping one near me gets it.

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:27:27 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 01:24:52 PM

Quote from: Himuro on April 02, 2007, 01:23:45 PM
They're so laughably bad.
(Image removed from quote.)

Are these fan made or what

Cheebs · « **Reply #37 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:27:59 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 02, 2007, 01:27:27 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 02, 2007, 01:24:52 PM
Quote from: Himuro on April 02, 2007, 01:23:45 PM
They're so laughably bad.
(Image removed from quote.)

Are these fan made or what

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:28:04 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 02, 2007, 01:26:17 PM

Please stop perpetuating myths, Demi. You know, like you be crippled, you fucking Cloudy, you fucking a man, you being employed.

Like calling stocky never happened, like you fronting on Cyanista never happened, like all the others. All myths. All jokes. Never happened. Just another mark on Cornelius' chalkboard.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #39 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:29:15 PM »

Oh I called Stocky once, sure. He gave me his phone number! Little did I know that would turn into 200+ phone calls a night from the wonderful gentleman with the bowlcut. And I don't think I "fronted" on Cyanista, exactly.

Boogie · « **Reply #40 on:** April 02, 2007, 04:36:22 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM

Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.

I'm applying to the Mounties, had to take a polygraph test, but not a drug test.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #41 on:** April 02, 2007, 04:42:20 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on April 02, 2007, 04:36:22 PM

Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM
Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.

I'm applying to the Mounties, had to take a polygraph test, but not a drug test.

Damn i had to piss for every job i've had. Thank god pot doesnt show up in my system very well. I would so fail any type of lie detector test.

Yeti · « **Reply #42 on:** April 02, 2007, 10:51:32 PM »

I want to be a Mountie. Are Americans who move to Canada allowed to be Mounties?

Bacon · « **Reply #43 on:** April 02, 2007, 11:06:33 PM »

I got randomly tested the other week. I filled the cup to the brim and tossed at the doctor.

Boogie · « **Reply #44 on:** April 02, 2007, 11:14:51 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on April 02, 2007, 10:51:32 PM

I want to be a Mountie. Are Americans who move to Canada allowed to be Mounties?

Must be a Canadian citizen.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #45 on:** April 03, 2007, 12:02:31 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on April 02, 2007, 04:36:22 PM

Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM
Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.

I'm applying to the Mounties, had to take a polygraph test, but not a drug test.

That's surprising because it's actually possible to fail a polygraph if you're good enough at it. I think a drug test would be more reliable.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #46 on:** April 03, 2007, 12:05:21 AM »

It's good thing PCP doesn't stay in the system - right, right?

Boogie · « **Reply #47 on:** April 03, 2007, 12:05:32 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on April 03, 2007, 12:02:31 AM

Quote from: Boogie on April 02, 2007, 04:36:22 PM
Quote from: Willco on April 02, 2007, 12:35:03 PM
Drug tests are mandatory for most jobs, Father_Mike.

I'm applying to the Mounties, had to take a polygraph test, but not a drug test.

That's surprising because it's actually possible to fail a polygraph if you're good enough at it. I think a drug test would be more reliable.

Don't you mean "beat" a polygraph, not "fail" one?

But yeah, I don't know, maybe they will spring a drug test on me later, but I haven't seen anything about a drug test in the application process.

Candyflip · « **Reply #48 on:** April 03, 2007, 12:10:40 AM »

Quote from: Willco on April 03, 2007, 12:05:21 AM

It's good thing PCP doesn't stay in the system - right, right?

Uhh wrong.

Drug tests aren't cool. Ugh.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #49 on:** April 03, 2007, 12:45:21 AM »

I heard you can lie during a polygraph if you take a couple valium.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #50 on:** April 03, 2007, 12:54:25 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on April 03, 2007, 12:45:21 AM

I heard you can lie during a polygraph if you take a couple valium.

"Well Mr. Boogie, you bested the polygraph with flying colours, I can believe you've never stolen OR masturbated - everyones done that.
Just one more question: Is their a reason why you can't fully open your eyes?"

xnikki118x · « **Reply #51 on:** April 03, 2007, 12:56:02 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on April 03, 2007, 12:45:21 AM

I heard you can lie during a polygraph if you take a couple valium.

Hilarious. I'd love to try it.

I've never taken a polygraph. I think it would be a neat experience.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #52 on:** April 03, 2007, 01:08:01 AM »

Heard it on a forum a long time ago, guy claimed his friend was able to trick his girlfriend into thinking he was faithful.

She might've not read the test right.

I'm surprised they didn't give willco a drug test on 4/20 or the monday after.

bluemax · « **Reply #53 on:** April 03, 2007, 02:45:43 AM »

A girl in my engineering writing class did her oral speech/paper on Polygraphs. It was kind of interesting.

I've had two on campus jobs and neither one screened for drugs (not that I'd fail).

The most recent job I got by mentioning I played star craft at the previous job \m/

I don't think my next job interview would appreciate that...

xnikki118x · « **Reply #54 on:** April 03, 2007, 03:14:30 AM »

I've had to take piss tests to get a few jobs, and sign papers saying they have the right to do random tests, but they never have. I don't use drugs anyway though.

Just another manic Monday...

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #55 on:** April 03, 2007, 03:32:27 AM »

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII paid 700 dollars for my car to run like it isnt crap. Also ate at Wendys, played VF5 at a friends house for a few hours, then when I got home played Titan Quest and more VF5 lol and watched Futurama.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #56 on:** April 03, 2007, 03:56:51 AM »

I'm sorry about your car.

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I'm more sorry about your un-MAF avatar!

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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #57 on:** April 03, 2007, 04:02:48 AM »

hhah wtf I thought this was the how was your day thread god damn im drunk

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Author Topic: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays... (Read 2821 times)