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how the fuck did goofy procreate?

max is an orphan
4 (16%)
goofy got drunk and knocked up his own mom
1 (4%)
goofy got drunk and knocked up a local prostitute
3 (12%)
goofy goofed up when performing an abortion
1 (4%)
max is a figment of goofy's deranged imagination
6 (24%)
mupepe nailed max's furry mom and made goofy raise the kid
10 (40%)

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Van Cruncheon

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"goof troop" wtf. a poll.
« on: April 03, 2007, 12:59:15 PM »
my daughter is watching the goof troop xmas episode ad nauseum and this question is driving me nuts. also, goofy takes a local poor family in for christmas and patronizes them. how the fuck is goofy gainfully employed? HELP ME EVILBORE.
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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2007, 01:00:36 PM »
I don't think Mupepe would touch a furry.

Himu

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Re: "goof troop" wtf. a poll.
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2007, 01:06:05 PM »
mupepe nailed max's furry mom and made goofy raise the kid

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MemeMachine

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Re: "goof troop" wtf. a poll.
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2007, 01:06:58 PM »
Max isnt real, goof troop was directed by Christopher Nolan. 

Lol forgot to log out of this joke account on my laptop.

Yeti

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Re: "goof troop" wtf. a poll.
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2007, 01:08:03 PM »
Goofy's "job" is participating in off the books medical experiments. Max is simply a clone of Goofy, the result of one of these experiments.
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MemeMachine

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Re: "goof troop" wtf. a poll.
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2007, 01:09:24 PM »
Max might just be Goofy's dad.

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Re: "goof troop" wtf. a poll.
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2007, 01:34:08 PM »
I like Bruto or whoever's kid, the fat one :drool
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Re: "goof troop" wtf. a poll.
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2007, 01:42:21 PM »
YEAH

WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP!!! AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER!!! TOGETHER

AHHH WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER
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Re: "goof troop" wtf. a poll.
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2007, 01:50:00 PM »
Max might just be Goofy's dad.

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Yeti

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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2007, 04:45:07 PM »
I like Bruto or whoever's kid, the fat one :drool

That is Pete and his son P.J.

The wife had some nice child bearing hips on her.
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Ichirou

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Re: "goof troop" wtf. a poll.
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2007, 08:07:58 PM »
I always thought Pete's wife wanted to cheat on him with Goofy.  She wanted Goofy BAD.
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TakingBackSunday

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Re: "goof troop" wtf. a poll.
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2007, 08:12:38 PM »
Remember the Goofy Movie?  Fucking awesome flick!
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Re: "goof troop" wtf. a poll.
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2007, 08:27:32 PM »
I always thought Pete's wife wanted to cheat on him with Goofy.  She wanted Goofy BAD.
Nah man. Bitches always want the asshole.
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Mupepe

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« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2007, 08:30:56 PM »
Remember the Goofy Movie?  Fucking awesome flick!
YEAH IT WAS!  What was it called?  A Really Goofy Movie or some shit. 

:btw I approved your account.

Candyflip

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« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2007, 08:42:40 PM »
:lol yeah, there was A Goofy Movie and then An Extremely Goofy Movie. Remember in the second one, they were all in college? Those movies were the shit.
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Mupepe

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« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2007, 08:46:20 PM »
Fuck yes.  I need to find somewhere to buy those so my daughter can enjoy them.

Himu

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« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2007, 08:54:51 PM »
I haven't seen the sequel but the first Goofy Movie is a classic.
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Ichirou

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Re: "goof troop" wtf. a poll.
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2007, 10:12:31 PM »
I always thought Pete's wife wanted to cheat on him with Goofy.  She wanted Goofy BAD.
Nah man. Bitches always want the asshole.

GAWRSH.


...yeah, you're right.  :-\
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Yeti

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« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2007, 10:39:42 PM »
I think it is funny that Pete is a convicted felon and he manages to have a much better life than Goofy.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: "goof troop" wtf. a poll.
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2007, 10:50:27 PM »
my wife theorizes that goofy got a work injury settlement, like he was doin' his goofy thing and got his dick stuck in a forklift and his insurance company sued his employer and got him a cool half-million settlement right outta scrooge mcduck's coffers.

me, i think he's on the state dole since he's clearly distinguished mentally-challenged, collectin' special needs bankroll out of the wallets of disney taxpayers. either way, he's got enough dollars to put the local poors up for dinner and pay his suburbanite's mortgage.
duc

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Re: "goof troop" wtf. a poll.
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2007, 01:15:18 AM »
I think it's from his late wife's estate. Or maybe pimping Minnie.
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