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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #60 on: August 28, 2006, 04:29:04 PM »
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #61 on: August 28, 2006, 04:29:29 PM »
Elaborate, Drinky.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #62 on: August 28, 2006, 04:31:14 PM »
i know a lot of words, and i can't think of one to express how i feel about phoenixdark right now

roughly, using the hieroglyphics of the intarweb, i feel:  :'(  :o  >:( :wag :mrt :banplz :pikachu :S :gloomy
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #63 on: August 28, 2006, 04:32:25 PM »
Wah wah someone can't take a joke.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #64 on: August 28, 2006, 04:34:00 PM »
Where is White Man with his obscure pictures to distract us from the creepiness.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #65 on: August 28, 2006, 04:37:02 PM »
He's in my basement
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #66 on: August 28, 2006, 05:28:03 PM »
Maybe he didn't, but the Donner films established him as one, and Superman Returns is supposed to be a followup to them.  Bryan Singer aborted what made the series did well inf avor of adding some Spidey-emo to it.  Guess what?  It didn't work.   And going by dialogue, SR was probably the thinnest script ever made into a 2+ hour movie.
Dude....do you care about art?

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #67 on: August 28, 2006, 05:40:59 PM »
Maybe he didn't, but the Donner films established him as one, and Superman Returns is supposed to be a followup to them.  Bryan Singer aborted what made the series did well inf avor of adding some Spidey-emo to it.  Guess what?  It didn't work.   And going by dialogue, SR was probably the thinnest script ever made into a 2+ hour movie.
Dude....do you care about art?

Fuck yes, and Superman Returns wasn't even pretending to be art, so it's not part of the discussion.  Singer knows how to do big, dumb, summer movies, and that's what SR is.  It won't be talked about in a couple of years, except for when the sequel rolls around and bombs again.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #68 on: August 28, 2006, 05:44:58 PM »
Fuck yes, and Superman Returns wasn't even pretending to be art, so it's not part of the discussion.  Singer knows how to do big, dumb, summer movies, and that's what SR is.  It won't be talked about in a couple of years, except for when the sequel rolls around and bombs again.
You are funny TVC Fifteen.  but that movie was not that bad.  there are many levels before bad and while that movie doesn't manage to make anything meaningful, it's a fucking superman movie so it can't really do much.

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #69 on: August 28, 2006, 05:54:45 PM »
Smallville rocks watch that! EMO!
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #70 on: August 28, 2006, 05:55:17 PM »
Smallville is pretty horrendous.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #71 on: August 28, 2006, 05:56:19 PM »
Smallville rocks watch that! EMO!
You watch TV?  I mean I can understand if it was Miami Vice but that's just another teen soap operah?

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #72 on: August 28, 2006, 05:56:51 PM »
Does anyone actually watch that shit? It's basically Superboy 90210
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #73 on: August 28, 2006, 05:57:41 PM »
Smallville is as much a teen soap opera as Buffy is, and probably less so.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #74 on: August 28, 2006, 05:59:10 PM »
I really don't care that they alter the Superman mythos, because the mythos kind of sucks, but the acting is probably the worst on TV.  And that says a lot because there's a lot of shitty acting on the WB.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #75 on: August 28, 2006, 05:59:59 PM »
Smallville is as much a teen soap opera as Buffy is, and probably less so.
and how is the setting?

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #76 on: August 28, 2006, 06:01:31 PM »
Smallville = Buffy quality writing - Buffy Level Emo + Xfiles episodic weirdness + Emo soundtrack + fun

Willco hates so many things and phoenix dark says so many stupid things, I dont really take what they say about the show into account. I burned through season 1 in a weekend, and im into Season 2. In the past I had only caught episodes, but if a bunch of idiots on here can like MONK they can fucking find something to like about Smallville.

Otherwise its just more irrational internet hate.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #77 on: August 28, 2006, 06:03:53 PM »
To add:

I dont care for the emo music through the series, but its not full four minute songs and wtf, most of the time im not payin attention when something sad happens anyway. Lex is the coolest character in the show anyway.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #78 on: August 28, 2006, 06:04:46 PM »
LOL MAF

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #79 on: August 28, 2006, 06:05:30 PM »
Buffy's acting was far worse than Smallville's, Anthony Stewart Head (:heartbeat) aside.

The acting is Smallville is fine, given the competition. Who expects Merchant/Ivory out of a fuckin' TV comicbook serial?
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #80 on: August 28, 2006, 06:06:20 PM »
Smallville = Buffy quality writing - Buffy Level Emo + Xfiles episodic weirdness + Emo soundtrack + fun
Willco hates so many things and phoenix dark says so many stupid things, I dont really take what they say about the show into account. I burned through season 1 in a weekend, and im into Season 2. In the past I had only caught episodes, but if a bunch of idiots on here can like MONK they can fucking find something to like about Smallville.
Otherwise its just more irrational internet hate.
you...watch...TV...for...story.
Lex is the coolest character in the show anyway.
he ate shit.

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #81 on: August 28, 2006, 06:07:09 PM »
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #82 on: August 28, 2006, 06:08:27 PM »
6 seasons, its doin something right!

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you...watch...TV...for...story.

Your use of ellipses is so much like Evilore. your attitude is pretty close too. You should recommend I watch some girly anime now.
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« Reply #83 on: August 28, 2006, 06:09:14 PM »
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #84 on: August 28, 2006, 06:10:32 PM »
Fuck yes, and Superman Returns wasn't even pretending to be art, so it's not part of the discussion.  Singer knows how to do big, dumb, summer movies, and that's what SR is.  It won't be talked about in a couple of years, except for when the sequel rolls around and bombs again.
You are funny TVC Fifteen.  but that movie was not that bad.  there are many levels before bad and while that movie doesn't manage to make anything meaningful, it's a fucking superman movie so it can't really do much.

The movie is astonishingly mediocre.  The first 2 Superman movies are pretty much great fun movies.

Is that chick from Smallville?  Please tell me she's not supposed to be a highschool student.  She's clearly like 45.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #85 on: August 28, 2006, 06:11:06 PM »
Your use of ellipses is so much like Evilore. your attitude is pretty close too. You should recommend I watch some girly anime now.
you are suuuuuuuuuuch a low-blower.
The movie is astonishingly mediocre.  The first 2 Superman movies are pretty much great fun movies.
I haven't seen it, I'm just breaking your dick.

Drinky, is that reba?

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #86 on: August 28, 2006, 06:12:40 PM »
Yeah chloe is hot. LEGAL?! Now probably lolz
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #87 on: August 28, 2006, 06:15:18 PM »
If Reba looked like that, I'd fuck the country straight outta her.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #88 on: August 28, 2006, 06:19:45 PM »
COUNTRY
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #89 on: August 28, 2006, 06:21:22 PM »
If Reba looked like that, I'd fuck the country straight outta her.
how do you come up with that?

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #90 on: August 28, 2006, 06:21:59 PM »
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #91 on: August 28, 2006, 06:22:27 PM »
Smallville is waay more soap operay than the good years of Buffy, but if you count what Buffy turned into... it's at worst equal. I think it's the melodrama endings of Smallville episodes that give it that extra emo oomph.

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #92 on: August 28, 2006, 06:25:35 PM »
I can't imagine anything more emo than Buffy Season 6 or 7. Ever. "Emo" wasn't even a realized concept until Marti Noxon menstruated it out of her uncreative chick-lit loins.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #93 on: August 28, 2006, 06:29:50 PM »
Im sorry but Angel cried so much in Buffy it was a complete SHOCK to see him in his own spin off series as a badass crime fighter.

All they did was hug and cry, and the whole sex = ultimate happiness just boggles. Season 6 and 7 of buffy was pretty horrible too but the entire Buffy/Angel relationship is so horribly juvenile in retrospect.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #94 on: August 28, 2006, 06:33:03 PM »
To Joss Whedon, fucking a dumb teenaged girl equates to ULTIMATE HAPPINESS. 400 years of terrorizing Europe sure didn't give Angel much in the way of personal insight.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #96 on: August 28, 2006, 06:38:54 PM »
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2. Cuddle.
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4. Buy a copy of Animal Crossing or Super Princess Peach.

Add more, pansies.

I'm guilty of both  :'(

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #97 on: August 28, 2006, 06:42:17 PM »
I have yet to hear ONE good argument about why Superman Returns sucks. Admit it, the movie rocks end of story.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #98 on: August 28, 2006, 06:45:20 PM »
That's because you are firmly entrenched in Bryan Singer's bum.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #99 on: August 28, 2006, 06:52:14 PM »
That's because you are firmly entrenched in Bryan Singer's bum.

I didn't even like the X-Men movies that much. First one had some amazing moments; the way it came on (with Magneto at the concentration camp) was utter brilliance. But then the movie starts getting meh. It's a good movie, but as an X-Men freak it disappointed me. X-Men 2 came on cool, but sucked in the end. The whole Phoenix thing pissed me off. If you're going to do the Phoenix saga, at least TRY to do it right dammit.

Usual Suspects is one of the most awesome movies I've seen. I really like thriller movies, so it was right up my alley (or bum if you will). Other than that, I'm not familiar with any more of Singer's work.

Superman was a near perfect COMIC BOOK MOVIE. If you're going to complain about Luther's COMIC BOOK-ESQE plot, you might as well not even watch the damn movie.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #100 on: August 28, 2006, 07:25:39 PM »
3. Own an Indigo Girls or Coldplay album.
Add more, pansies.

I own the first two Coldplay albums, but one I lost. Their third, X&Y, I sold, because it sucks.

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #101 on: August 28, 2006, 09:04:06 PM »
Hey I said the GOOD years of Buffy.  Once Seth Green left it was over.

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #102 on: August 28, 2006, 09:54:50 PM »
This is a thread in which grown(ish?) men admit to watching buffy.

We are very amused.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #103 on: August 28, 2006, 09:59:55 PM »
Smallville ROCKS
I agree with Mr Angry Face Lex is the best character
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #104 on: August 28, 2006, 10:50:23 PM »
Welcome to the Internet, Cyanista! Enjoy your stay -- more shockingly obvious revelations are on their way!

I can't really stomach Buffy any more, but Angel :heartbeat
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #105 on: August 28, 2006, 11:27:43 PM »
Angel > Buffy.

I watch what I want, do what I want, mocking internet personas be damned :p
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #106 on: August 28, 2006, 11:49:55 PM »
Angel > Buffy.

I watch what I want, do what I want, mocking internet personas be damned :p
Agreed.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #107 on: August 29, 2006, 06:27:24 PM »
Buffy is for queers and steers.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #108 on: August 29, 2006, 06:31:49 PM »
but if a bunch of idiots on here can like MONK they can fucking find something to like about Smallville.
...because you can stand the story-telling.

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #109 on: August 29, 2006, 06:42:24 PM »
wtf is with the ellipses, if silence was worth posting the space bar would leave a god damned mark.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #110 on: August 29, 2006, 06:44:11 PM »
Buffy is for queers and steers.

I really thought Buffy was a show for girls, and most homosexuals like that show as well.  LOL YOU LIKE IT RIGHT CHRIS, actually no I could just never get into it, or Angel :\

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #111 on: August 29, 2006, 06:45:43 PM »
House I will get into soon, I want more seasons on DVD tho. I dont like investing early only to be DESTROYED
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #112 on: August 29, 2006, 06:46:39 PM »
wtf is with the ellipses, if silence was worth posting the space bar would leave a god damned mark.
drama?

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #113 on: August 29, 2006, 06:55:36 PM »
Honestly, the only shows I watch on TV are "teen/adult" cartoons like my namesake, and some occasional talk shows (Colbert, etc.) and other "face value" tripe (MXC, etc.)

However, when The Shield picks up next year you bet you're ass I'll be catching each and every episode. Best crime drama on television, which is no easy feat.  :pimp
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #114 on: August 29, 2006, 09:06:41 PM »
oh god, i've been on smallville. i'm not doing very good in this thread.

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #115 on: August 29, 2006, 09:18:40 PM »
- shave their ass
- put fake nails on
- wear pink outfit

I know a guy who does all three things, and he's gay. Nothing wrong with being gay though.

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #116 on: August 29, 2006, 09:29:32 PM »
- shave their ass
- put fake nails on
- wear pink outfit

I know a guy who does all three things, and he's gay. Nothing wrong with being gay though.

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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #117 on: August 30, 2006, 12:46:49 AM »
I watched a few episodes of Buffy back in like 6th grade because Sarah Michelle Gellar was hootttt.
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #118 on: August 30, 2006, 11:16:11 AM »
Then she got skinny as a rod and thats not hot :(
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Re: Things MEN don't do
« Reply #119 on: August 30, 2006, 11:21:35 AM »
Then she got skinny as a rod and thats not hot :(

That seems to be the trend for a lot of girls, unfortunately.  :(