Author Topic: Things MEN don't do (Read 15084 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** August 27, 2006, 10:18:56 PM »

1. Wear girl jeans.
2. Cuddle.
3. Own an Indigo Girls or Coldplay album.
4. Buy a copy of Animal Crossing or Super Princess Peach.

Add more, pansies.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** August 27, 2006, 10:20:03 PM »

4. Own a Virtual Boy
5. Buy Coors Lite
6. Post-sex talking

Vizzys · « **Reply #2 on:** August 27, 2006, 10:22:07 PM »

So far so good.

Loki · « **Reply #3 on:** August 27, 2006, 10:22:19 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 27, 2006, 10:18:56 PM

3. Own an Indigo Girls or Coldplay album.

Me am estrogen total. :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** August 27, 2006, 10:22:52 PM »

Oh, Loki.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5 on:** August 27, 2006, 10:23:56 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 27, 2006, 10:22:52 PM

Oh, Loki.

I bought Animal Crossing for my mom, does that count?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** August 27, 2006, 10:25:18 PM »

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ToxicAdam · « **Reply #7 on:** August 27, 2006, 10:29:12 PM »

Oh shit, I have 4 Indigo Girls songs on my mp3 player.

Add to list:

You never EVER hold a purse, if a woman hands you a purse to watch, you drop it immediately at your feet and gaurd it.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #8 on:** August 27, 2006, 10:30:24 PM »

wear DKNY clothing or for that matter any highbrand named clothing that women also wear.

Loki · « **Reply #9 on:** August 27, 2006, 10:31:39 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on August 27, 2006, 10:23:56 PM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 27, 2006, 10:22:52 PM
Oh, Loki.

I bought Animal Crossing for my mom, does that count?

If it touched your hand, you're guilty. Come join me in the dungeon of the effete -- don't forget to bring your corset.

:'(

etiolate · « **Reply #10 on:** August 27, 2006, 10:36:31 PM »

I love Animal Crossing. My poor penis.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #11 on:** August 27, 2006, 10:45:19 PM »

stuff money up your juju and believe that it will give you more fiber.

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** August 27, 2006, 10:46:22 PM »

drink soy milk

Error Macro · « **Reply #13 on:** August 27, 2006, 10:55:01 PM »

I own a Coldplay album. In fact, I own all of them. I can easily transition from listening to them to death metal. I also drive an old Chevy truck and walk like John Wayne.

I bought some soy milk not too long ago. I'm not too fond of supporting the dairy industry, but that damn soy milk tastes like liquid beans.

Strife Doombringer · « **Reply #14 on:** August 28, 2006, 12:07:00 AM »

have your woman talk you into going to buy tampons for them. Tell them to go fuck themselves

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** August 28, 2006, 12:08:19 AM »

Isn't that what tampons are for?

Strife Doombringer · « **Reply #16 on:** August 28, 2006, 12:09:44 AM »

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #17 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:06:37 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 27, 2006, 10:18:56 PM

1. Wear girl jeans.
2. Cuddle.
3. Own an Indigo Girls or Coldplay album.
4. Buy a copy of Animal Crossing or Super Princess Peach.

Add more, pansies.

But Will plays that all the time.

Quote from: demi on August 27, 2006, 10:46:22 PM

drink soy milk

I got Will to drink some during my trip to LA. He said he liked it a lot.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #18 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:14:55 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on August 28, 2006, 01:06:37 AM

But Will plays that all the time.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:15:20 AM »

THAT IS A LIE.

etiolate · « **Reply #20 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:16:51 AM »

#1. Talk to other men in the adjacent urinal booths.

PLEASE STOP DOING THIS TO ME

Bacon · « **Reply #21 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:18:01 AM »

Willco sounds like a cuddly sap. NOT A REAL MAN.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:19:31 AM »

I do not play Animal Crossing. I did have soy milk, but it's not like I drink it every day.

etiolate · « **Reply #23 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:23:20 AM »

Too bad, cuddling with your copy of Animal Crossing is where it's at.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #24 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:25:55 AM »

Why is soy milk considered feminine? I've never had it as far as I know but I'm wondering.

You know what's feminine? I was at Fenton's, great ice cream place, and six people were sharing two sundaes and when the first 3 finished they started eating from our's and they went for the oreo's layer and I told him that's the good part. I wanted to take a shit on his face.

Bacon · « **Reply #25 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:42:31 AM »

Quote from: Willco on August 28, 2006, 01:19:31 AM

I do not play Animal Crossing. I did have soy milk, but it's not like I drink it every day.

Is it only something that happens once a month, like your period?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:43:44 AM »

My period is thwice a month, you Superman-liking freak.

Bacon · « **Reply #27 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:49:00 AM »

Sorry I am not familiar with your cycle. Too busy being a real man and all.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:49:27 AM »

That does not compute. You like Superman Returns. Even White Man scores more masculinity points than you!

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:50:47 AM »

Quote from: Willco on August 28, 2006, 01:49:27 AM

That does not compute. You like Superman Returns. Even White Man scores more masculinity points than you!

Bacon · « **Reply #30 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:53:29 AM »

What's not to like about Superman Returns? A movie where Superman is kicking ass and obsessed about getting some more of that Lois poon. Guess it's something Willco and White Man can not relate to.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:55:06 AM »

He wasn't obsessed about getting Lois back, he was sexually confused and scared because his homo buddy Jimmy Olsen was blossoming into his new butt buddy. In the end, Superman lets Lois go because he's gay and likes cocks in butts.

Bacon · « **Reply #32 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:57:24 AM »

Superman let her go so he could dump the responsibility of raising that kid off to that wimp Lois was seeing. Now he has more time to use his Super Status to get even more trim. And fly around and shit.

TVC15 · « **Reply #33 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:59:11 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on August 28, 2006, 01:53:29 AM

What's not to like about Superman Returns? A movie where Superman is kicking ass and obsessed about getting some more of that Lois poon. Guess it's something Willco and White Man can not relate to.

Superman is supposed to be an iconic figure. The Superman of Superman Returns acts like a Taking Back Sunday fan.

Bacon · « **Reply #34 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:00:56 AM »

Even Superman needs to take a break every once in a while from being an icon so he can stalk some snatch. He had just been traveling in space for five years and needed to clean his pipes.

TVC15 · « **Reply #35 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:02:54 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on August 28, 2006, 02:00:56 AM

Even Superman needs to take a break every once in a while from being an icon so he can stalk some snatch. He had just been traveling in space for five years and needed to clean his pipes.

Iconic figures are supposed to be above things so base as the want of snatch. An icon is supposed to be an ideal inspiration to us all, not a character driven by the carnal bases we all know so well already. Singer's Superman missed the point of Donner's.

Bacon · « **Reply #36 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:07:11 AM »

Superman didn't ask to be an icon. Don't project your expectations of what Superman is supposed to be like on to everyone else. At the end of the day, he's an alien that wants to get laid.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:08:07 AM »

Also why did Jimmy Olsen have more dialogue than Lex Luthor?

Bacon · « **Reply #38 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:09:10 AM »

Why do you drink soy milk?

TVC15 · « **Reply #39 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:13:03 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on August 28, 2006, 02:07:11 AM

Superman didn't ask to be an icon. Don't project your expectations of what Superman is supposed to be like on to everyone else. At the end of the day, he's an alien that wants to get laid.

Maybe he didn't, but the Donner films established him as one, and Superman Returns is supposed to be a followup to them. Bryan Singer aborted what made the series did well inf avor of adding some Spidey-emo to it. Guess what? It didn't work. And going by dialogue, SR was probably the thinnest script ever made into a 2+ hour movie.

The movie bit. I can't believe for a second that the studio is putting Right-Time-Right-Place Singer in charge again. The noteworthy projects he's been attached to haven't been hits because he has any ability. See: David Jaffe.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #40 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:13:03 AM »

Because my girlfriend asked me to!

Bacon · « **Reply #41 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:14:21 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 28, 2006, 02:13:03 AM

Quote from: Bacon on August 28, 2006, 02:07:11 AM
Superman didn't ask to be an icon. Don't project your expectations of what Superman is supposed to be like on to everyone else. At the end of the day, he's an alien that wants to get laid.

Maybe he didn't, but the Donner films established him as one, and Superman Returns is supposed to be a followup to them. Bryan Singer aborted what made the series did well inf avor of adding some Spidey-emo to it. Guess what? It didn't work. And going by dialogue, SR was probably the thinnest script ever made into a 2+ hour movie.

The movie bit. I can't believe for a second that the studio is putting Right-Time-Right-Place Singer in charge again. The noteworthy projects he's been attached to haven't been hits because he has any ability. See: David Jaffe.

Richard Donner would disagree with you. And he would know, since he directed Goonies. Did you direct Goonies? No? Ok then.

dunce cap · « **Reply #42 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:23:49 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 28, 2006, 02:13:03 AM

The noteworthy projects he's been attached to haven't been hits because he has any ability. See: David Jaffe.

Dave Jaffe deserves this

TVC15 · « **Reply #43 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:24:35 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on August 28, 2006, 02:14:21 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 28, 2006, 02:13:03 AM
Quote from: Bacon on August 28, 2006, 02:07:11 AM
Superman didn't ask to be an icon. Don't project your expectations of what Superman is supposed to be like on to everyone else. At the end of the day, he's an alien that wants to get laid.

Maybe he didn't, but the Donner films established him as one, and Superman Returns is supposed to be a followup to them. Bryan Singer aborted what made the series did well inf avor of adding some Spidey-emo to it. Guess what? It didn't work. And going by dialogue, SR was probably the thinnest script ever made into a 2+ hour movie.

The movie bit. I can't believe for a second that the studio is putting Right-Time-Right-Place Singer in charge again. The noteworthy projects he's been attached to haven't been hits because he has any ability. See: David Jaffe.

Richard Donner would disagree with you. And he would know, since he directed Goonies. Did you direct Goonies? No? Ok then.

If I directed goonies, there woulda been a lot more tittay.

Bacon · « **Reply #44 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:25:28 AM »

The truffle shuffle scene was enough.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** August 28, 2006, 09:39:05 AM »

Never...

1. Touch purses: I swear, you NEVER touch them. My mom drilled that into my ass for years.

2. Watch the Lifetime channel. WTF

3. Talk to other men in the urinal.

4. Say Superman Returns sucks. It was amazing, and anyone who disagrees was molested as a child, WHICH ISN'T MANLY EITHER

Cyanista · « **Reply #46 on:** August 28, 2006, 10:01:30 AM »

My dad drinks coors lite, and he could break your soft, lily white neck with his biceps.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #47 on:** August 28, 2006, 11:32:09 AM »

Men aren't just muscles - Coors Lite is for metrosexuals.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #48 on:** August 28, 2006, 11:39:11 AM »

So is Robocop!

dunce cap · « **Reply #49 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:57:58 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on August 28, 2006, 10:01:30 AM

My dad drinks coors lite, and he could break your soft, lily white neck with his biceps.

So that's why you like strong tall manly men.

Mike Works · « **Reply #50 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:42:09 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 27, 2006, 10:18:56 PM

1. Wear girl jeans.
2. Cuddle.
3. Own an Indigo Girls or Coldplay album.
4. Buy a copy of Animal Crossing or Super Princess Peach.

Add more, pansies.

Wow, I've done 3 of those 4. I think I'd better make sure I've bought mens jeans now.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #51 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:54:45 PM »

Quote from: Mike Works on August 28, 2006, 03:42:09 PM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 27, 2006, 10:18:56 PM
1. Wear girl jeans.
2. Cuddle.
3. Own an Indigo Girls or Coldplay album.
4. Buy a copy of Animal Crossing or Super Princess Peach.

Add more, pansies.

Wow, I've done 3 of those 4. I think I'd better make sure I've bought mens jeans now.

Werent you the one talking about how you bought womens jeans all the time in #ga? YES IT WAS YOU, Mikes a Gaylord now all you need is the pixie dust and some wings. Cyclops is gay just to let you know. So does that make you gay?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #52 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:01:57 PM »

Mike, Canadian men aren't men at all, so you're off the hook.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #53 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:03:15 PM »

Cyanista · « **Reply #54 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:12:53 PM »

Quote from: dunce cap on August 28, 2006, 01:57:58 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on August 28, 2006, 10:01:30 AM
My dad drinks coors lite, and he could break your soft, lily white neck with his biceps.

So that's why you like strong tall manly men.

That, and the fact that I am tall and strong myself. >.>

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #55 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:14:06 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on August 28, 2006, 04:12:53 PM

Quote from: dunce cap on August 28, 2006, 01:57:58 PM
Quote from: Cyanista on August 28, 2006, 10:01:30 AM
My dad drinks coors lite, and he could break your soft, lily white neck with his biceps.

So that's why you like strong tall manly men.

That, and the fact that I am tall and strong myself. >.>

Are you bald also?

Cyanista · « **Reply #56 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:16:37 PM »

. . .of course not, but neither is my dad? Or men I am attracted to?

What the fuck are you on?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #57 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:17:46 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 04:14:06 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on August 28, 2006, 04:12:53 PM
Quote from: dunce cap on August 28, 2006, 01:57:58 PM
Quote from: Cyanista on August 28, 2006, 10:01:30 AM
My dad drinks coors lite, and he could break your soft, lily white neck with his biceps.

So that's why you like strong tall manly men.

That, and the fact that I am tall and strong myself. >.>

Are you bald also?

Maybe her kittykat PD you should find out for sure.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #58 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:21:23 PM »

This forum is so creepy, goddamn haha

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #59 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:23:40 PM »

I know a few tall, strong bald women downtown that's all.

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Author Topic: Things MEN don't do (Read 15084 times)