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Hitler Stole My Potato

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I'm having dinner with fucking Dolomite
« on: April 03, 2007, 07:52:18 PM »
Pleasure overload....

There's a guy, Nate, that comes into our lab on a continuous basis and I've always liked bullshitting with him whenever I see him.  Well today he came in and I noticed that he had a black cane with the word Dolomite on it.  I kinda giggled and wasn't too sure if I should ask him about it 'cause I didn't know how the hell he'd react.  Well we were chatting as normal and I felt somewhat comfortable and asked him if that cane came with the word Dolomite on it (hell, there might be a Dolomite brand name for canes I don't know).  He asked me why I wanted to know and I felt like I wanted to slink back into a hole but I replied meekly about Rudy Ray Moore.  Right then his eyes widened, started to smile, and asked me how the hell I knew who Dolomite was 'cause evidently not too many white guys seem to know.  I explained that I was a big fan and have both of the Dolomite movies....I even got a couple Dolomite t-shirts.  That's when Nate told me that he was Rudy's brother and that Rudy's in town visiting family and invited me to their house for dinner tomorrow.  Dinner with the pimp of pimps.  HELL YES.  I'm having him sign my balls.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: I'm having dinner with fucking Dolomite
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2007, 09:15:59 PM »
:bow :bow :bow
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Re: I'm having dinner with fucking Dolomite
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2007, 09:17:32 PM »
apparently i'm not black enough  :(

Beezy

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Re: I'm having dinner with fucking Dolomite
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2007, 09:24:05 PM »
You lucky bastard.

Eel O'Brian

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Re: I'm having dinner with fucking Dolomite
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2007, 09:25:05 PM »
You should leave your balls unwashed, and head to a tattoo parlor.  Have the dude trace tattoo Rudy Ray's signature into your sack permanent-like.  I'm so fucking jealous of you right now.  If you ever meet Black Belt Jones (that's Jim Kelly to you crackers), I'm going to shoot myself.
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Re: I'm having dinner with fucking Dolomite
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2007, 10:53:27 PM »
Is the hamburger pimp going to show up too?
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