Author Topic: I HATE Kids (Read 1435 times)

Candyflip · « **on:** April 04, 2007, 08:00:21 PM »

Anyone else hate kids? I do. I hate kids because of apartments. Right now I'm sitting 5 feet away from my window listening to 6 kids run around in circles and scream at the top of their lungs. Seriously, that's all they're doing. It's like they're distinguished mentally-challenged. Can't tolerate it. It's like this pretty much every day.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #1 on:** April 04, 2007, 08:03:31 PM »

They're fun in small doses, and can be oh so cute.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** April 04, 2007, 08:06:02 PM »

I hate bad kids

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** April 04, 2007, 08:09:30 PM »

I'd like to have a child. Might just go to the park and get one.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** April 04, 2007, 08:14:06 PM »

I love kids.

Candyflip · « **Reply #5 on:** April 04, 2007, 08:16:46 PM »

Maybe I should change this to "I hate bad parents" because that's the only reason I can see for kids to behave like animals.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** April 04, 2007, 08:29:54 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 04, 2007, 08:09:30 PM

I'd like to have a child. Might just go to the park and get one.

And bring it home for mommy to spoil and raise to be a jobless loser like yourself?

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** April 04, 2007, 08:46:07 PM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on April 04, 2007, 08:03:31 PM

They're fun in small doses, and can be oh so cute.

You only like them because you are one.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #8 on:** April 04, 2007, 08:50:11 PM »

Yes, I hate children, and I hated them even when I was one. I was like a little adult as a child, and I can't stand people/children who can't behave themselves. THE WORLD IS NOT YOUR ZOO FUCKERS!

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #9 on:** April 04, 2007, 08:50:51 PM »

Kids arent half bad.

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** April 04, 2007, 09:04:58 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 08:29:54 PM

Quote from: demi on April 04, 2007, 08:09:30 PM
I'd like to have a child. Might just go to the park and get one.

And bring it home for mommy to spoil and raise to be a jobless loser like yourself?

It's either that or leave it behind like the typical black male like yourself.

Cheebs · « **Reply #11 on:** April 04, 2007, 09:13:38 PM »

I love kids. I worked at a preschool while in high school purely out of enjoyment of it.,

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** April 04, 2007, 09:21:59 PM »

Who wants to father my children?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #13 on:** April 05, 2007, 01:42:28 AM »

oh good lord i can't fucking stand children. especially babies and toddlers. thank god i only have to see them when i'm at work.

Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 04, 2007, 08:50:11 PM

I was like a little adult as a child

same here

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #14 on:** April 05, 2007, 01:47:39 AM »

Kids are disgusting; they're easily the second worst STD you can catch. Think it's just a coincidence that there's only a one letter difference between KIDS and AIDS? You're WRONG.

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** April 05, 2007, 01:47:50 AM »

I love kids.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** April 05, 2007, 01:49:43 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 05, 2007, 01:47:50 AM

I love kids.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING MARRY THEM, THEN???

Yeti · « **Reply #17 on:** April 05, 2007, 02:04:13 AM »

I think I would enjoy being an uncle.

A father, not so much. At least not at this stage of my life.

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** April 05, 2007, 02:04:49 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on April 05, 2007, 02:04:13 AM

I think I would enjoy being an uncle.

A father, not so much. At least not at this stage of my life.

Two daddies are the new in thing. We could make this work.

Yeti · « **Reply #19 on:** April 05, 2007, 02:07:02 AM »

That might work, because then I would only have to be half a dad.

Ichirou · « **Reply #20 on:** April 05, 2007, 03:29:47 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 05, 2007, 01:42:28 AM

oh good lord i can't fucking stand children. especially babies and toddlers. thank god i only have to see them when i'm at work.

Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 04, 2007, 08:50:11 PM
I was like a little adult as a child

same here

I thought you were going to have like a million of jarosh's babies?

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #21 on:** April 05, 2007, 06:48:07 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 05, 2007, 01:42:28 AM

oh good lord i can't fucking stand children. especially babies and toddlers. thank god i only have to see them when i'm at work.

Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 04, 2007, 08:50:11 PM
I was like a little adult as a child

same here

Word. It's funny. I was visiting my cousin who has three children. She was explaining to them that they were not to climb all over me, that I had no use for them, and didn't want their germs. Then one of the kids looked at me and said "How can you hate kids when you were one once?"

I'm like "I didn't like kids when I was one either."

Of course, all this was said with smiles in our faces, and I love my cousin's children, but there is more than a nugget of truth in that exchange. Germy, loud, obnoxious children literally make me grit my teeth and curse their parents, or lack thereof.

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Author Topic: I HATE Kids (Read 1435 times)