Author Topic: My gay roommate keeps bringing random dudes from Craigslist home (Read 4768 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** April 05, 2007, 03:43:13 AM »

Not that there's anything wrong with that, I suppose. But man, is he one big man whore. Literally, like several different dudes a week.

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** April 05, 2007, 03:50:24 AM »

ask them to eat some tofu with you

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** April 05, 2007, 03:52:57 AM »

Quote from: Viz on April 05, 2007, 03:50:24 AM

ask them to eat some tofu with you

Ew. It's funny, he's a culinary school student and works as a chef but never cooks at the house.

Vizzys · « **Reply #3 on:** April 05, 2007, 03:53:23 AM »

Thats fucked up.

max_cool · « **Reply #4 on:** April 05, 2007, 04:26:43 AM »

I know what you're going through...
Long story short is my best friend had a gay roommate after one of his "friends" fucked him on rent... ANYWAY, this gay dude was totally like orgy gay. I went to a party he threw once and not 30 minutes in I was asked if I was top or bottom. I rolled with it saying I was straight an all but once the pants started to come off in the living room I bolted for the door. To cap this all off my best friend's girlfriend got super (and I mean super-you-black-out) drunk and was fucked on the living room floor of the apartment by the roommates so-called gay boyfriend.

I've probably said tooo much but I'm drunk off of Kuya Fusion Rum, which is fucking delicious

Yeti · « **Reply #5 on:** April 05, 2007, 04:32:16 AM »

that sounds a little like rape.

max_cool · « **Reply #6 on:** April 05, 2007, 04:42:04 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on April 05, 2007, 04:32:16 AM

that sounds a little like rape.

Yes, yes it does, fortunately for all involved they had no need to involve the courts... I don't really want to say how. things have worked out for the better though.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:04:24 AM »

Wow, what the fuck.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:06:12 AM »

Haha, ok awesome. At least my roomie keeps his shenanigans confined to his room.

BlackMage · « **Reply #9 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:34:33 AM »

he's probably got the aids

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #10 on:** April 05, 2007, 06:50:31 AM »

Quote from: max_cool on April 05, 2007, 04:26:43 AM

I know what you're going through...
Long story short is my best friend had a gay roommate after one of his "friends" fucked him on rent... ANYWAY, this gay dude was totally like orgy gay. I went to a party he threw once and not 30 minutes in I was asked if I was top or bottom. I rolled with it saying I was straight an all but once the pants started to come off in the living room I bolted for the door. To cap this all off my best friend's girlfriend got super (and I mean super-you-black-out) drunk and was fucked on the living room floor of the apartment by the roommates so-called gay boyfriend.

I've probably said tooo much but I'm drunk off of Kuya Fusion Rum, which is fucking delicious

Damn, that's fucked up. It's hot as a story idea, but the real life execution sucks. I was just telling someone about how gay guys fuck girls, I think it was whiteACID. I knew a gay guy who got off fucking other guys' gfs. He loved how they weren't suspicious when the gay guy and gf went "shopping." Meanwhile, he's drilling the gf and laughing all the way at the bf.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #11 on:** April 05, 2007, 06:57:26 AM »

Now that shit is horrible DJ, sadly i've seen it happen. One of my coworkers she's getting drilled by our resident gayboy at the theater while her bf of 8 years works just down the block. They've yet to be caught but the guy is full on gay. God knows how he pulled that.

But if I was gay and girls were offering it up hell yeah's i'd take it. But sadly girls are all i'm interested and they aint offering it up, not even the craigslist ones.

Max Cool: thats just fucked up

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:18:56 AM »

lol aids

Bacon · « **Reply #13 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:40:50 AM »

Most gay men are deviant, immoral people. This shouldn't be surprising.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #14 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:41:08 AM »

Maybe one of the guys will be Clay Aiken! Get an autograph for me!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** April 05, 2007, 09:02:13 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 05, 2007, 08:41:08 AM

Maybe one of the guys will be Clay Aiken! Get an autograph for me!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #16 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:19:31 AM »

cut off his penis and see how he reacts.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #17 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:22:36 AM »

Next time he brings a guy over, yell out of your room, "Don't chop this one up in the bathtub, it stains the tile!"

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** April 05, 2007, 10:28:06 AM »

WTF? PD is Triumph's room mate? No wonder he hates him so much.

Robo · « **Reply #19 on:** April 05, 2007, 11:03:55 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 05, 2007, 10:22:36 AM

Next time he brings a guy over, yell out of your room, "Don't chop this one up in the bathtub, it stains the tile!"

Seconded!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** April 05, 2007, 11:21:28 AM »

slip him a roofie and stick yer doodle in his boogaloo, all the while screaming "this is what it feels like when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

also take pictures

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** April 05, 2007, 12:09:42 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 05, 2007, 10:22:36 AM

Next time he brings a guy over, yell out of your room, "Don't chop this one up in the bathtub, it stains the tile!"

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #22 on:** April 05, 2007, 12:29:41 PM »

Just ask him how he feels about Huey Lewis.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #23 on:** April 05, 2007, 12:40:21 PM »

But if it was a dode bringing chix home it would be fresh, eh? Shitty double standard, total.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** April 05, 2007, 12:51:08 PM »

no, it wouldn't be fresh, at least not for good ol' uptight me. i don't like hearing other people fucking, especially people i'm friends with. it ain't jealousy; it's just weird. i prefer that the use of one's privates -- including and especially my own -- be, y'know, private (though not exclusive, if ya feel me)

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** April 05, 2007, 12:52:53 PM »

Oh yeah, okay. I guess if they're not being discreet (and they're not letting me join in) I would be a little upset if my stud roommate kept bringing chix home and fucking their uvulas loose

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** April 05, 2007, 12:55:27 PM »

i had a roommate in my dorm who would bring his very large gf to our shared room while i was asleep and pork her in the bottom bunk. when i woke up and cursed at him, he'd bitch that i was just jealous and wanted a piece of the bacon. once, she even invited me to join in. i spent the evening in the stairwell in the fetal position.

Beezy · « **Reply #27 on:** April 05, 2007, 12:58:54 PM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #28 on:** April 05, 2007, 12:59:27 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 05, 2007, 12:55:27 PM

i had a roommate in my dorm who would bring his very large gf to our chared room while i was asleep and pork her in the bottom bunk. when i woke up and cursed at him, he'd bitch that i was just jealous and wanted a piece of the bacon. once, she even invited me to join in. i spent the evening in the stairwell in the fetal position.

you should've said "thanks, but I think I'd get a heart attack from kissing you." then ran away cause fat people can't run.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #29 on:** April 05, 2007, 01:03:05 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 05, 2007, 12:55:27 PM

i had a roommate in my dorm who would bring his very large gf to our shared room while i was asleep and pork her in the bottom bunk. when i woke up and cursed at him, he'd bitch that i was just jealous and wanted a piece of the bacon. once, she even invited me to join in. i spent the evening in the stairwell in the fetal position.

would it have been more of an appealing proposition had she been more on the svelte side?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #30 on:** April 05, 2007, 01:07:02 PM »

only if my roommate hadn't been there, although she had an in-your-face fat chick personality. i don't cross the swords!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #31 on:** April 05, 2007, 01:08:46 PM »

oh she was an all-that fattie. you should've drove a spear through your top bunk, impaling them reverse-halloween-stylee

Tauntaun · « **Reply #32 on:** April 05, 2007, 01:09:39 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 05, 2007, 01:08:46 PM

oh she was an all-that fattie. you should've drove a spear through your top bunk, impaling them reverse-halloween-stylee

yes and the spear should have been your dick.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #33 on:** April 05, 2007, 01:17:07 PM »

my dick may be impressive, but impressive enough to bore through the flesh of two people? nah, thun

Tauntaun · « **Reply #34 on:** April 05, 2007, 01:50:32 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 05, 2007, 01:17:07 PM

my dick may be impressive, but impressive enough to bore through the flesh of two people? nah, thun

where there's a will, there's a way.

Stocky · « **Reply #35 on:** April 05, 2007, 01:51:25 PM »

This thread starter is a cigarillo. Why is he worried

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #36 on:** April 05, 2007, 02:50:15 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 05, 2007, 12:40:21 PM

But if it was a dode bringing chix home it would be fresh, eh? Shitty double standard, total.

No, it's not a double standard. I'd think it was creepy if it was a dude bringing home random chicks multiple times a week. One of my old roommates used to do that, and he was actually my friend- this is just a dude who answered an ad about a year ago.

Also, lolz @ TA and drinky.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #37 on:** April 05, 2007, 02:54:32 PM »

Quote from: stocky on April 05, 2007, 01:51:25 PM

This thread starter is a cigarillo. Why is he worried

Is this shit really gonna be tolerated? I mean, is what stalky brings to the table really worth these kinds of horseshit outbursts every couple of months, then a token banning, then rinse and repeat?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #38 on:** April 05, 2007, 02:55:38 PM »

While I agree with you in theory, Triumph, it would be nice if you actually gave a shit about all the other people he fucks with, instead of becoming concerned when he fucks with you.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #39 on:** April 05, 2007, 02:57:12 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 05, 2007, 02:55:38 PM

While I agree with you in theory, Triumph, it would be nice if you actually gave a shit about all the other people he fucks with, instead of becoming concerned when he fucks with you.

Dude, I think I've said before that he sucks and should be torpedoed. I can't possibly be there EVERY SINGLE TIME you complain about another poster, saint. I've got tv to watch and jobs not to interview for.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #40 on:** April 05, 2007, 03:04:58 PM »

I'm not talking about me, I don't need any assistance with my battles - I'm talking about the fact that everytime the fucker says anything to anyone, it's annoying - but it doesn't become an issue with you until he directs his bile your way?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #41 on:** April 05, 2007, 03:10:56 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 05, 2007, 03:04:58 PM

I'm not talking about me, I don't need any assistance with my battles - I'm talking about the fact that everytime the fucker says anything to anyone, it's annoying - but it doesn't become an issue with you until he directs his bile your way?

Sorry dude, I generally don't like the guy and don't tend to read his posts/threads. Also I'm not here that much. In the future, however, I will be sure to dogpile on him with manic zeal.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #42 on:** April 05, 2007, 03:11:23 PM »

That's all I'm asking for.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #43 on:** April 05, 2007, 03:17:07 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 05, 2007, 12:55:27 PM

i had a roommate in my dorm who would bring his very large gf to our shared room while i was asleep and pork her in the bottom bunk. when i woke up and cursed at him, he'd bitch that i was just jealous and wanted a piece of the bacon. once, she even invited me to join in. i spent the evening in the stairwell in the fetal position.

So what was it like living with m0rphix

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Author Topic: My gay roommate keeps bringing random dudes from Craigslist home (Read 4768 times)