i hate when women bring their young children in the public bathrooms and don't keep a fucking eye on them. then the little shits, sometimes male, peek their heads under the stall door and you have some dumbass toddler staring you down while you're taking a piss. if only it was legal to kick them in the face.
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That happens to me ALL the time. I HATE PARENTS THAT DON'T WATCH THEIR CHILDREN. Seriously, I've had 3 or 4 little brats slide under the door to look and even caught one looking above at me from the other stall. WTF!! One time the kid was like 8 years old too, christ. I really wish I could of smushed his head into the tile floor

I salute that goth girl for saying that.
I'm going to keep my kids on a harness and hang 'em on the purse holder for safe keeping