little girls did it to me too. seriously it's happened to me a bunch of times. it's just stupid fucking moms who don't watch their kids and they just go down the line and peek under every stall. once i heard the chick in the stall next to me yell out "KEEP YOUR FUCKING KID ON A LEASH, AUGH" when some distinguished mentally-challenged fellow's 3-year old daughter peeked her head under the door. the kid started crying and the mom said something like "how dare you talk that way to my child" and left while the chick was still in the stall.
i waited to come out of my stall because i wanted to see what the angry peeing woman looked like. we met at the sink while we were washing our hands and sure enough she was this really butch-looking goth chick.
man i wish i had those kind of balls to say something like that to dumbass parents. it was awkward, though
See what pisses me off and is much more common is when you're in say... a restaurant where there's only one toilet and no stall since it's made only to accommodate one person. There's a lock on the door for this reason. Well when you're on the toilet going to the bathroom and someone comes up and doesn't knock and tries to open the door. Okay, not so bad whatever right? Well instead of knocking or waiting they just keep jiggling the handle as though it's going to magically unlock the door. You yell out that you're in the restroom, but they don't hear you... but you can hear the silly bitch outside the door saying to the other members of her party/staff THE DOOR'S LOCKED! No fucking shit distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, because there's someone in there.
I've never had anyone poke their head under the stall while I was on the toilet. One time at the movie theater after a movie I was going pee in a handicap stall and this old fucking hag started knocking on the stall door because she left her purse in the stall beside the toilet. I said THERE'S SOMEBODY IN HERE but the woman was like I JUST NEED TO GET MY PURSE and I must not have locked the stall door all the way because the DEMENTED FUCK OPENED THE DOOR... LOOKED RIGHT AT ME... AND WENT TO GO GRAB HER PURSE.
I was speechless.
Then there's the story about how I once showered in the same room as a priest. There's no way I can do the story justice telling it over the internet in text.
