Author Topic: What's your purpose in life? (Read 1381 times)

Why can't I have a crazy internet stalker. Lemurs you up for the job? You already fit the first two parts to the criteria, and i don't think stalking would be to hard to pick up.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #12 on:** April 09, 2007, 01:45:49 AM »

Prepare the world for Dreamcast 2 Duo.

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** April 09, 2007, 01:49:39 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 09, 2007, 01:44:46 AM

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 09, 2007, 01:42:09 AM
to get my hands on jarosh and do unspeakable things with/to his body

Why can't I have a crazy internet stalker. Lemurs you up for the job? You already fit the first two parts to the criteria, and i don't think stalking would be to hard to pick up.

You need to start writing shit about her on public bathroom stalls first.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** April 09, 2007, 02:02:31 AM »

but were not in the same city so she would never see them. And I don't think that would get her to stalk me. Maybe if I pretended to be gay while pretending to be straight.

Ichirou · « **Reply #15 on:** April 09, 2007, 02:06:36 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 09, 2007, 02:02:31 AM

but were not in the same city so she would never see them. And I don't think that would get her to stalk me. Maybe if I pretended to be gay while pretending to be straight.

Or if you got a job where she works at and showed her your tattoos and shit. You'd have to move, though.

max_cool · « **Reply #16 on:** April 09, 2007, 02:12:36 AM »

My purpose is to turn Lemurs into Father_Mike's stalker. too bad I'm extremely lazy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** April 09, 2007, 02:13:44 AM »

na I don't actually want to meet her in real life - unless she flies to me to have lots and lots of sex for a weekend. I just want to be chased online.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** April 09, 2007, 02:14:10 AM »

Quote from: max_cool on April 09, 2007, 02:12:36 AM

My purpose is to turn Lemurs into Father_Mike's stalker. too bad I'm extremely lazy.

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** April 09, 2007, 02:17:04 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 09, 2007, 02:13:44 AM

na I don't actually want to meet her in real life - unless she flies to me to have lots and lots of sex for a weekend. I just want to be chased online.

That kind of defeats the purpose of being stalked, though...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** April 09, 2007, 02:20:19 AM »

Well i said I was cool with a sexy weekend full of hot sex but its not like I want to date her, or talk to her. I mean who wants to befriend their stalker

I just want to be fake perused damn it!

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I think this feeling is a result of Tauntaun not being on the board much lately. Where are you?!

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Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** April 09, 2007, 02:21:06 AM »

Yeah, and where's bagofeyes?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #22 on:** April 09, 2007, 11:38:19 AM »

sorry shnuckums, been mad busy recently $:-\$ I still be here lurking, don't have as much time to post though

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Eduardo24 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 09, 2007, 11:53:09 AM »

I am going to get married, someday.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** April 09, 2007, 01:01:53 PM »

Have sex out of wedlock

Bloodwake · « **Reply #25 on:** April 09, 2007, 01:06:42 PM »

My purpose: to make movies that GAF will fight over and Evilbore will fucking tear apart, because nothing except Clint Eastwood, Hitchcock, and overrated obscure films makes them happy.

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Author Topic: What's your purpose in life? (Read 1381 times)