Lord of the Flies is crap

[The Fake Shemp]

TVC is wrong, yet again!  Despite my reading level, I still read this on the shitter to this day:

[Robo]

Jane Eyre is far and away the worst thing I read in my academic career.  And to top it off, due to truancies, I got stuck doing a fucking book report on Wuthering Heights at the same time.  I should have been placed on suicide watch -- those assholes are lucky I'm a pussy.

[TVC15]

Jane Eyre is far and away the worst thing I read in my academic career.  And to top it off, due to truancies, I got stuck doing a fucking book report on Wuthering Heights at the same time.  I should have been placed on suicide watch -- those assholes are lucky I'm a pussy.

Worst book I ever read was probably Ethan Frome.  I giggled when an Edith Wharton adaptation was mentioned as Vince's next potential movie on Entourage.

[Himu]

What is that school book that was popular back in the day? The setting was an elementary school and they did absolutely ridiculous shit. In one of the chapters the they got a new computer, and the teacher threw it out the window.

Another episode saw the school get destroyed.

They were awesome. Anyone remember the name?

[demi]

WHAT DOES THE CONCH REPRESENT OMG

Did you notice there were no african americans in space? We left them behind while our genius white men went off to save the galaxy.

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Three whites and one black. I wonder who got chosen as the fuck doll on that trip.

[Mupepe]

The Joy Luck Club rocked....






.....


*cricket*

[The Fake Shemp]

What is that school book that was popular back in the day? The setting was an elementary school and they did absolutely ridiculous shit. In one of the chapters the they got a new computer, and the teacher threw it out the window.

Another episode saw the school get destroyed.

They were awesome. Anyone remember the name?

I just posted it!

[Himu]

That's the name? It seemed familiar but I wasn't sure.

Another fave of mine when I was little was this one with a mean ass teacher. I forgot the name.

[TVC15]

I think we should start an Evilbore Book Club and pick this as our first book:



From what I understand it is like Carrie without the good parts.

[Himu]

Christ, TVC.

[Madrun Badrun]

  white man.


I'd be all for a REAL book club in a few months or so. 

[makaveli]

ive only seen the movie it blew but the piggy getting owned makes it own

[Madrun Badrun]

ive only seen the movie it blew but the piggy getting owned makes it own

and you bitch about not being able to go to collage.  Read a book man. 

[CoolGuyChris]

He's so sexy holding that martini glass.. If  he had a pussy, i would turn it inside out....lmao.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Van Cruncheon]

oh willco. oh, willco.

mupepe great gatsby

[Scurvy Stan]

This is one of those books in school that I skipped reading all together and watched the movie the night before I was supposed to finish it.

[Candyflip]

Fuck how could I forget Hitchhikers saga. 

Yeah, who could forget that steaming pile of shit? Lord of the Flies was okay in Junior High. I can't really remember what I've read in highschool. Of Mice and Men was good. So was To Kill a Mockingbird. I need to start reading again...................

[xnikki118x]

AP classes read Inferno in HS.

Mine didn't, we did read To Kill A Mockingbird though. I had already read it twice by then--once in 6th grade and one in 10th--but every time I read it I understood more I guess.



I HATED Lord of the Flies. I think we read it junior year if I'm not mistaken. It was just so unrealistic to me--12-year-old boys just aren't mature enough to create some kind of little organized society like that.

I did like when they burned the island up or whatever, though. Also the whole "KILL THE PIG CUT HER THROAT SPILL HER BLOOD" or whatever bit. There were some good laughs there.