Just played the game (third strike iteration) again for the first time after a few months, and an honest epiphany came from the bottom of my jaded heart-- why the fuck did I waste so much time bettering Ryu and convincing myself that this overrated turd praised on all gaming forums in the world was that good?
Who are you guys fooling? Yeah, it has deep gameplay and good sprites, but it also has ZERO charms and some of the worst, most unmemorable character designs in the history of EVER. It also moves FUCKING SLOWLY. Rarely ever before has a game being so painful to bear in its attempt to look "edgy", what a travesty. Especially the inane keyboard music that should've been concocted as theme songs for a show like Entertainment Tonight. This isn't Street Fighter, in comparison Street Fighter Alpha 2 has the allure of a beautiful woman.
Seriously, the only reason I keep playing it once in a while is to beat the fuck out of Dudley since he's so bad and fruity-looking that it's hilarious. Compared to other Capcom fighting games with charm, speed and personality and a ton of other 2D fighters this doesn't stand. Should've rotten and died out on the CPS3 boards.