RTS Fans: Want to help me out?

[demi]

I got this game for angry-gamer.net from some company to review (would you believe it?), and it's an RTS game... I hate these games. So I was thinking maybe one of you would like a free game, all you have to do is spew about how awful/mediocre/good this game is. It should be really easy, since you dont even have to be like conventional reviews, see some examples at the site

In a nutshell:

I send you free random $20 PC game

You play it for a bit

You write a blurb on it

You keep game and jerk off to it or something

Here is the game in question: http://www.paradoxplaza.com/p_et.asp

Help demi?

[The Fake Shemp]

This is journalism!

[demi]

I think that's sarcasm

But if anyone wants a free game just holla atcha boi

[MrAngryFace]

You must be 'writing' for Ziff Davis lolz

[rocketman]

I've never heard of it, BUT I WILL STEP UP TO THE CHALLENGE

[demi]

Nope, I'm not

Offer still stands though

[Van Cruncheon]

what's the game

[Phoenix Dark]

what's the game

Haha someone can't read

[G The Resurrected]

damn just missed the system specs  Sorry demi

[The Fake Shemp]

NEEDS INTEL CORE 2 DUO TO PLAY, ALSO TWO RADEON CROSSFIRE GPUs

[Van Cruncheon]

i am afraid of the psychosphere

[The Fake Shemp]

I think Drinky should review games in general for THE 'BORE, giving short blurbs and so and so number of dancing kitties out of five.

[Van Cruncheon]

i read the first line of any given post and ignore the rest