Author Topic: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste. (Read 1296 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** April 10, 2007, 02:30:12 AM »

I'd have more faith in gods power if I wasn't pushin brown stink out my ass every week.

Candyflip · « **Reply #1 on:** April 10, 2007, 02:30:51 AM »

I don't think it would be half as gross if it didn't smell so terrible. Why can't it smell like strawberries?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** April 10, 2007, 02:30:52 AM »

You only poop once a week?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** April 10, 2007, 02:31:16 AM »

No, but I do poop EVERY week.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** April 10, 2007, 02:32:13 AM »

pooping is creepy and weird and i'd wish it would stop if the result of it stopping wouldn't be even creepier and weirder

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** April 10, 2007, 02:33:44 AM »

Whew, for a minute I thought you were going to be an all new episode of House M.D.

Only once a week?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** April 10, 2007, 02:36:48 AM »

"Whats the differential diagnosis for pooping only once a week?"

"Could be Lupus."

*groan* "It's not Lupus, it doesnt fit."

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** April 10, 2007, 02:38:40 AM »

I love taking a poop and masturbating soon after. Being a man rocks.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** April 10, 2007, 02:40:18 AM »

YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS AN ALL NEW, EXCITING EPISODE OF HOUSE

"MY GAWD."

THAT

"That's impossible!"

WILL

"Get out of my way, it's an emergency!"

MAKE

"That's disgusting!"

YOUR

"You've never seen a dead guy before, let's go!"

JAW DROP

"He only poops once a week, people!"

HOUSE, ALL NEW, TOMORROW NIGHT AT 9/8 CENTRAL

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** April 10, 2007, 02:40:43 AM »

Candyflip · « **Reply #10 on:** April 10, 2007, 02:50:01 AM »

God I hate House.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** April 10, 2007, 02:50:24 AM »

i hate YOU

Beezy · « **Reply #12 on:** April 10, 2007, 03:04:37 AM »

Quote from: Mute on April 10, 2007, 02:50:01 AM

God I hate House.

You suck.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** April 10, 2007, 03:07:13 AM »

Once a week? Stop drinking Mountain Dew

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #14 on:** April 10, 2007, 03:12:56 AM »

I love pooping. The relief I feel after losing a good solid one is terrific.
I get a boost of energy, a spring in my step. Few things are as satisfying to me as a good poop.

Fiber FTW.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** April 10, 2007, 03:14:21 AM »

There's nothing worse than sitting on the toilet expecting to let off a long, slow turd only to have the shit just fall out your ass like rain drops. I HATE when that happens. I want it to come out slow and I like pushing it out, not having it escape from my ass like a bat out of hell

Beezy · « **Reply #16 on:** April 10, 2007, 03:18:48 AM »

Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on April 10, 2007, 03:12:56 AM

I love pooping. The relief I feel after losing a good solid one is terrific.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 03:14:21 AM

I want it to come out slow

You guys should hook up.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** April 10, 2007, 03:20:32 AM »

I just left a big shit in the toilet. I don't like saying "I took a shit," cause I don't take shit from no one. Unless paid to, of course.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** April 10, 2007, 03:21:57 AM »

Like you don't love having that shit come out slow Beezy. If I wasn't such a pussy for smell I'd love to be able to just use my hand and slowly pull a yard long string of turd out my ass, like some circus shit. But then that could end in absolutel horror if you pulled to much $:-\$

xnikki118x · « **Reply #19 on:** April 10, 2007, 03:24:01 AM »

I only poop like once a week.

Am I going to be on an episode of HOUSE?

Candyflip · « **Reply #20 on:** April 10, 2007, 03:49:42 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on April 10, 2007, 03:24:01 AM

I only poop like once a week.

Am I going to be on an episode of HOUSE?

Nah, I used to do that too. It was probably because I didn't have any fiber in my diet.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #21 on:** April 10, 2007, 07:48:26 AM »

The minute they can transplant my brain into a cybernetic, non-pooping robot ... I am soooo there.

Robo · « **Reply #22 on:** April 10, 2007, 10:09:04 AM »

The problem is that you think of it as waste ... and not dog treats or secret German facial cream.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #23 on:** April 10, 2007, 10:32:58 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 03:07:13 AM

Once a week? Stop drinking Mountain Dew

Can no one here read? I said EVERY week. Education system for the lose.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #24 on:** April 10, 2007, 10:34:52 AM »

poop is awesome, it gives me satisfaction to release it and something to laugh at.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** April 10, 2007, 12:02:23 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on April 10, 2007, 10:32:58 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2007, 03:07:13 AM
Once a week? Stop drinking Mountain Dew

Can no one here read? I said EVERY week. Education system for the lose.

let us not forget that pd is home schooled

Bloodwake · « **Reply #26 on:** April 10, 2007, 02:21:32 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 10, 2007, 02:40:18 AM

YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS AN ALL NEW, EXCITING EPISODE OF HOUSE

"MY GAWD."

THAT

"That's impossible!"

WILL

"Get out of my way, it's an emergency!"

MAKE

"That's disgusting!"

YOUR

"You've never seen a dead guy before, let's go!"

JAW DROP

"He only poops once a week, people!"

HOUSE, ALL NEW, TOMORROW NIGHT AT 9/8 CENTRAL

You replicated the form of EVERY House commercial ever pretty well.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #27 on:** April 10, 2007, 05:48:15 PM »

Quote from: Mute on April 10, 2007, 02:50:01 AM

God I hate House.

Quote from: MrAngryFace on April 10, 2007, 10:32:58 AM

Home Education system for the lose.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #28 on:** April 11, 2007, 12:49:52 AM »

I wonder what it would be like to shit in zero gravity.

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Author Topic: Pooping is a stupid way to get rid of waste. (Read 1296 times)