I wish I knew Spanish

[Himu]

I was mackin' with a Spanish chick earlier and I was like,"Wanna have some fun later today?" and she said,"No Espanol?" and I didn't know shit so I couldn't continue. No Espanol no Latina pussy.

[makaveli]

lära sig svensk i stället

[Mupepe]

was she fat, puto?

[Himu]

Hell no.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Mucho gordo.

Edit:Fuck damn

[Madrun Badrun]

I wish I knew Latin, Japaneses, and

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French 

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Some day I will. 

[Himu]

What kind of Canadian doesn't know French? Freaky ass mu fuckah.

[Flannel Boy]

What kind of Canadian doesn't know French? Freaky ass mu fuckah.

Pretty much all of the ones born outside of Quebec.

[Madrun Badrun]

What kind of Canadian doesn't know French? Freaky ass mu fuckah.

The regular kind.  We are all taught French in elementary school, but ever fucking year they teach us the exact same shit. 

In Canada the French teacher is of the lowest kind; spat upon by even the gym teacher.


We treated our grade 7 French teacher, unkindly named grease monkey, so bad he quite, changed cities and took on a new job as a grocery story teller. 

[Flannel Boy]

My French teacher threw a textbook at my head.

[Beezy]

I fuckin hate the spanish language.

[Himu]

I fuckin hate the spanish language.

Word.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Porque?

[Mupepe]

I fuckin hate the spanish language.

Word.

which is why you're stuck with your hand tonight.

[Himu]

Every other group of immigrants that have come here have had the respect to learn the English language. How come the hispanics don't learn it, forcing us to learn Spanish because normal places banks advertise things in Spanish more than English? Why is that I have to learn Spanish? Past groups of Americans didn't have to learn German or French or Japanese or Chinese to get by, the immigrants learned the dominant language.

I probably sound pretty racist right now, but it just makes no sense. if I'm moving to another country, I'd have the audacity and respect to learn the official language!

[Beezy]

Porque?

Besides the fact that I've had to take spanish classes for 5-6 years of my life when I didn't wanna learn it in the first place? It cockblocks you from some of the sexiest women in the world.

Edit: Plus they kept teaching the same shit over each year.

Every other group of immigrants that have come here have had the respect to learn the English language. How come the hispanics don't learn it, forcing us to learn Spanish because normal places banks advertise things in Spanish more than English? Why is that I have to learn Spanish? Past groups of Americans didn't have to learn German or French or Japanese or Chinese to get by, the immigrants learned the dominant language.

I probably sound pretty racist right now, but it just makes no sense. if I'm moving to another country, I'd have the audacity and respect to learn the official language!

This shit too. And some people who only speak spanish get mad at you for not knowing their language. Wtf?

[Mupepe]

move to Houston's chinatown, there's shitloads of chinks here that don't speak any English and are pretty rude about it.

spics are just easier to pick on because there's so many of them that come to this country.

fucking racist.

[Madrun Badrun]

himu ftw!

[Himu]

move to Houston's chinatown, there's shitloads of chinks here that don't speak any English and are pretty rude about it.

spics are just easier to pick on because there's so many of them that come to this country.

fucking racist.

but they learn English.

Yes it's easy to pick on them, because now Spanish is becoming the 2nd official language.

[Madrun Badrun]

wait America is making it official?  Or do you mean official in the sense that its wildly used?

[Himu]

Well, I guess you could say unofficial, but like I said. I can go to a pre dominantly English business and I'll see almost more Spanish than English.

American should be spoken properly!

[Mupepe]

move to Houston's chinatown, there's shitloads of chinks here that don't speak any English and are pretty rude about it.

spics are just easier to pick on because there's so many of them that come to this country.

fucking racist.

but they learn English.

Yes it's easy to pick on them, because now Spanish is becoming the 2nd official language, which is ridiculous!

they do learn english?  my 3 years of anecdotal evidence and a wong ton fu shong cursing neighbor say differently.

anyways, i wouldn't say it's becoming a 2nd official language, but it's becoming pretty important and handy to know spanish.  it's still not a requirement and 90 percent of america still doesn't know a lick of spanish.  but use that shit to your advantage, the language is ridiculously easy.  it WILL help you get ahead in life.

[Madrun Badrun]

Well, I guess you could say unofficial, but like I said. I can go to a pre dominantly English business and I'll see almost more Spanish than English.

American should be spoken properly!

Actually, English should be spoken properly.   I mean American is quite colourful but its hardly proper. 

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Español es tan atractivo.

¿Por qué no puede usted aprenderlo?

¿Para mí?

[Madrun Badrun]

but use that shit to your advantage, the language is ridiculously easy.  it WILL help you get ahead in life.

Thats the same line they give us about French in Canada! 

[Himu]

It's a quote. "American should be spoken properly!"

[Mupepe]

And Himu, your reality is fucked as balls dude.  You live in Texas, in Houston.  there are tons of spics.  go outside of the south and realize that there aren't that many spics in the rest of america.

[Mupepe]

but use that shit to your advantage, the language is ridiculously easy.  it WILL help you get ahead in life.

Thats the same line they give us about French in Canada! 

I don't know about Canada, but it's true here.  Knowing Spanish is a huge plus when you apply at jobs here.

[Madrun Badrun]

I don't think I actually have ever meet a real Spanish person.  I mean there was this one German kid with purple eyes that looked Spanish, so we called him amigo - but that doesn't count.

[Beezy]

I don't think I actually have ever meet a real Spanish person.  I mean there was this one German kid with purple eyes that looked Spanish, so we called him amigo - but that doesn't count.

[Candyflip]

EB's latino population will have to help me out when I retake Spanish 401 next semester.

[demi]

Robby is spanish, and speaks it fluently. He will teach me. I'm going to learn it... eventually. I bought Zombies Party -- the Spanish Shaun of the Dead, to help me practice.

[Mupepe]

EB's latino population will have to help me out when I retake Spanish 401 next semester.

[Phoenix Dark]

I was mackin' with a Spanish chick earlier and I was like,"Wanna have some fun later today?" and she said,"No Espanol?" and I didn't know shit so I couldn't continue. No Espanol no Latina pussy.

You should have said "hablo inegle? mi casa mi casa I have work for your brother"

[cloudwalking]

i used to speak french fluently, now i think i know more japanese than i do french

[Beezy]

japafag

[cloudwalking]

japafag

ご返事有難うございます

[Phoenix Dark]

The only Japanese I know is "one dollah one dollah"

[Beezy]

ご返事有難うございます

tu madre

[Eduardo24]

I love spanish, but I feel that english is much more useful, even if you live in a spanish speaking country.  In my country there is no fucking way you´ll find a good job if you don´t know a word of english. By the way I used to work for a Call Center here in Panama.  Do anyone of you have a Sprint cellphone? Nextel?.    The collections hotline is here   

[Mupepe]

I love spanish, but I feel that english is much more useful, even if you live in a spanish speaking country.  In my country there is no fucking way you´ll find a good job if you don´t know a word of english. By the way I used to work for a Call Center here in Panama.  Do anyone of you have a Sprint cellphone? Nextel?.    The collections hotline is here   

ROFL

[Madrun Badrun]

have any of you ever taught your self a language?  posted in the right thread this time. 

[cloudwalking]

I love spanish, but I feel that english is much more useful, even if you live in a spanish speaking country.  In my country there is no fucking way you´ll find a good job if you don´t know a word of english. By the way I used to work for a Call Center here in Panama.  Do anyone of you have a Sprint cellphone? Nextel?.    The collections hotline is here   

i have a nextel phone, maybe i'll call you sometime. i'll ask for eduardo.

[Eduardo24]

I am not working there anymore.  But if you call, make sure you ask for Jhamal

[cloudwalking]

I am not working there anymore.  But if you call, make sure you ask for Jhamal

aww. okay. i thought maybe i could call you and we could talk about dragona.

i'll gossip about you with jhamal