Author Topic: Have you seen Pillow Pants or Lester Feind? If so kill them (Read 7783 times)

G The Resurrected · « **on:** August 28, 2006, 04:22:27 PM »

I've never come across Pillow Pants but that damn Lester Feind is one evil mother fuckers. Living in girls mouths and shit. I wonder how they pee Lester Feind out.

Pillow Pants is easy to get rid of just have to wait till they are 21 YAY Fucking pussy trolls

By the way Clerks 2 rocks.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:27:19 PM »

...

shitbin

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:27:40 PM »

Yeah... shitbin total.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:29:34 PM »

You guys post in these thread and say shitbin. Well eat shit and grin

yeah so why post if you dislike the topic?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:30:08 PM »

SHITBIN

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:30:58 PM »

Pillow pants...WTF? I watched a VH1 special on Clerks 2 and that came up, but they kept on saying they couldn't talk about it on TV

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #6 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:33:25 PM »

PillowPants is the magical Pussy Troll that lives inside young girls till they are 21 and pee it out. It protects them from premerital sex and shops guys shlongs off.

Lester Feind is the mouth Troll that doesnt allow young girls to kiss.

By far the funniest moment in the whole movie.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:35:01 PM »

shitbin

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:38:26 PM »

Huh? That's not funny at all. I'll have to see the movie to understand this. But then again I haven't seen the first Clerks

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:39:24 PM »

S H I T B I N

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:41:20 PM »

Thanks for ruining the best scene in the movie for people that have not yet seen it.

Shitbin total.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #11 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:42:52 PM »

Kevin Smith does a great job at dialog between the characters. So yes please see Clerks cause its funny. its dialog heavy though.

And no the best scene is Kinky kelly i will have nightmares about that for years.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #12 on:** August 28, 2006, 04:51:41 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 28, 2006, 04:39:24 PM

S H I T B I N

QFMFTIAWTPWTFBBQ

Vizzys · « **Reply #13 on:** August 28, 2006, 05:41:16 PM »

The lotr ring movie impressions was the best. So true!.

Diablos · « **Reply #14 on:** August 28, 2006, 07:52:29 PM »

Scheißedose

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** August 28, 2006, 07:53:58 PM »

Quote from: Viz on August 28, 2006, 05:41:16 PM

The lotr ring movie impressions was the best. So true!.

Please tell me they weren't talking shit about LOTR.

Vizzys · « **Reply #16 on:** August 28, 2006, 08:06:07 PM »

oh mad shit, it was nerd arguing over what was better: the orignal star wars or lotr. I believe star wars won that nerd battle.

I could make a clip of it (heh)

Vizzys · « **Reply #17 on:** August 28, 2006, 08:22:41 PM »

Ahh someone else made it:

BURN.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #18 on:** August 28, 2006, 08:36:41 PM »

Quote from: Viz on August 28, 2006, 08:22:41 PM

Ahh someone else made it:
BURN.

Holy Fuck.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** August 28, 2006, 08:52:49 PM »

Quote from: Viz on August 28, 2006, 08:22:41 PM

Ahh someone else made it:

BURN.

Shitbin. Yeah I laughed a few times, but the whole vomit thing was un-needed.

Smith didn't like LOTR? If so, fuck him. I might never see any of his movies now. LOL Jersey Girl

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** August 28, 2006, 08:54:18 PM »

Ok, I take that back.

Quote

"I mean, in order to come up with that minutiae study, you would have to be more dialed into the Rings movies than I was. I liked ‘em, I thought they were really well made, but it just didn’t speak to me as much as Star Wars did. But then, Star Wars I saw when I was a kid so I was way more dialed into it."

http://actionfilmscomedies.suite101.com/article.cfm/kevin_smith_on_clerks_ii

brawndolicious · « **Reply #21 on:** August 28, 2006, 08:55:09 PM »

He's a genius.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** August 28, 2006, 08:57:08 PM »

A genius that can only do ONE thing? lol ok

brawndolicious · « **Reply #23 on:** August 28, 2006, 08:57:58 PM »

I was being sarcastic. He can write well.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** August 28, 2006, 09:04:30 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on August 28, 2006, 08:57:58 PM

I was being sarcastic. He can write well.

I'll agree there. That's undeniable. I've seen some Youtube videos of him giving speeches, and the man is extremely sharp and witty. Almost like politician witty, except he's smarter and more foul lol.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #25 on:** August 28, 2006, 09:09:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 09:04:30 PM

I'll agree there. That's undeniable. I've seen some Youtube videos of him giving speeches, and the man is extremely sharp and witty. Almost like politician witty, except he's smarter and more foul lol.

You need to see Clerks, I think that's his best dialogue.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #26 on:** August 28, 2006, 09:53:28 PM »

Pheonix Dark, please refrain from expressing your opinions on anything film related ever again.

Thanks, the rest of us at Evilbore!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** August 28, 2006, 09:54:58 PM »

I already said I've never seen a Smith movie, so what's your problem cumshake?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #28 on:** August 28, 2006, 09:56:15 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 09:54:58 PM

I already said I've never seen a Smith movie, so what's your problem cumshake?

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A genius that can only do ONE thing? lol ok

In related news, STFU.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** August 28, 2006, 09:59:05 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on August 28, 2006, 09:56:15 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 09:54:58 PM
I already said I've never seen a Smith movie, so what's your problem cumshake?

Quote
A genius that can only do ONE thing? lol ok

In related news, STFU.

What's the problem? I know enough about Smith to say he can only do one thing. Fuck, he admits that.

One dimensional shit talking fatass who made Jersey Girl. He's hilarious yeah, but come on.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #30 on:** August 28, 2006, 10:01:24 PM »

I'll admit his films have very similar qualities, but saying he only does ONE thing just makes you look like a complete dunce. The fact that you've never actually sat down and WATCHED any of his films is just the icing on the cake.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** August 28, 2006, 10:03:51 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on August 28, 2006, 10:01:24 PM

I'll admit his films have very similar qualities, but saying he only does ONE thing just makes you look like a complete dunce. The fact that you've never actually sat down and WATCHED any of his films is just the icing on the cake.

Dialogue, two people in a scene talking back and forth, someone walks into camera's view, rinse, repeat

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #32 on:** August 28, 2006, 10:06:38 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2006, 10:03:51 PM

Dialogue, two people in a scene talking back and forth, someone walks into camera's view, rinse, repeat

Obviously you have never seen any of his films. Go watch Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma and Clerks II to cleanse your soul.

Vizzys · « **Reply #33 on:** August 28, 2006, 10:09:35 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on August 28, 2006, 10:06:38 PM

Dogma

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Author Topic: Have you seen Pillow Pants or Lester Feind? If so kill them (Read 7783 times)

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