Author Topic: I AM... (Read 2276 times)

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 11, 2007, 12:53:48 AM
are we rating malek, or our selves?
Yourselves, duh.

Sure... you know I'm ugly and you know I'm stupid, but what can you say about my driving ability?

well you haven't driven out to see me!

I actually don't know what you look like.

Me I'm fucking sexy as hell, can't drive, and I am smart.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** April 11, 2007, 12:58:53 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 11, 2007, 12:57:33 AM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 11, 2007, 12:54:54 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on April 11, 2007, 12:53:48 AM
are we rating malek, or our selves?
Yourselves, duh.

Sure... you know I'm ugly and you know I'm stupid, but what can you say about my driving ability?

well you haven't driven out to see me!

I actually don't know what you look like.

Me I'm fucking sexy as hell, can't drive, and I am smart.

and very modest.

BlackMage · « **Reply #9 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:00:04 AM »

Quote

Me I'm fucking sexy as hell, can't drive, and I am smart.

get a room! .. .. with.. yourself

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:02:55 AM »

m awesome fuck off

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #11 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:03:25 AM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:04:58 AM »

I'm still single

Vizzys · « **Reply #13 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:05:23 AM »

cursive sucks

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:05:50 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 11, 2007, 01:04:58 AM

I'm still single

Yea, it's not pretty awesome.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:10:05 AM »

holy avatar malek!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:13:34 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 11, 2007, 01:10:05 AM

holy avatar malek!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:15:27 AM »

aove average im jawesome

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #18 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:16:56 AM »

Some people obviously answered incorrectly.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:17:26 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2007, 01:16:56 AM

Some people obviously answered incorrectly.

NAME NAMES

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #20 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:18:02 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 11, 2007, 01:17:26 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2007, 01:16:56 AM
Some people obviously answered incorrectly.
NAME NAMES

CAJOLEJUICE

BlackMage · « **Reply #21 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:18:29 AM »

...SMELLIN' LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME ON MY BIRTHDAY DEATH BED

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:19:07 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2007, 01:18:02 AM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 11, 2007, 01:17:26 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 11, 2007, 01:16:56 AM
Some people obviously answered incorrectly.
NAME NAMES
CAJOLEJUICE

I don't about that.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:19:20 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 11, 2007, 01:18:29 AM

...SMELLIN' LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME ON MY BIRTHDAY DEATH BED

CAUSE IM DEAD AND BLOATED

Boogie · « **Reply #24 on:** April 11, 2007, 12:49:50 PM »

I can't really make any claims about my looks.

But when it comes to driving, I kicks me some ass.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** April 11, 2007, 12:54:40 PM »

I did not expect these results. I expected nobody to claim they were below average. But then again maybe the ones who voted below average thought they were assessing me.
Anyway, a recent study found that only 1% of people say they posses below average looks. I recall a previous study that found that only 2% of people thought they had a below average intelligence. And of course, almost everyone thinks they're a super-hot driver.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #26 on:** April 11, 2007, 12:58:50 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 11, 2007, 12:54:40 PM

I did not expect these results. I expected nobody to claim they were below average. But then again maybe the ones who voted below average thought they were assessing me.
Anyway, a recent study found that only 1% of people say they posses below average looks. I recall a previous study that found that only 2% of people thought they had a below average intelligence. And of course, almost everyone thinks they're a super-hot driver.

Actually, the driving aspect is one that I would definitely say I'm below average - at least safety-wise. Looks I really go back and forth, it's pretty impossible to assess yourself on that. But I know I'm intelligent. Just not socially.

Robo · « **Reply #27 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:05:34 PM »

Could it be because the majority of people think that "average" is really fucking bad? I mean, I damn near fall asleep at the wheel all the time and I still think I'm an above average driver.

As far as looks and intelligence go...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:10:45 PM »

Driving ability: Above average. Everyone says I drive like an old lady because I'm so "safe". As if that's a bad thing lol

Looks: Average. I guess. When I have a fresh cut I'm lookin good yo.

Intelligence: Above average. Intelligence doesn't mean just book smarts. I feel that I'm rather intelligent for my age, thanks to my upbringing.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #29 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:13:07 PM »

driving: below average, i don't drive

looks: average, i think i'm pretty meh

intelligence: above average. except when it comes to math

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:16:19 PM »

... horny for bears.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #31 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:18:05 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 01:10:45 PM

I feel that I'm rather intelligent for my age, thanks to my upbringing.

I think I'm rather intelligent because of my lucky rabbit ears. But it doesn't make it so.

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IQ correlations
Identical twins raised apart: .76
Adopted children living together: .0

Nature>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nurture

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #32 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:43:38 PM »

There needs to be a median. Sorta Average and Not Quite Above Average But Still Better Than You. I wouldn't say I'm a looker, but I'm 6'5". I'm a fairly safe driver and can speed when I need to, but I drive a piece of shit. I'm pretty confident in my intellect, but I don't really like to show it off or even put it to good use.

We savage Amerikkkan pigz need our sub-categories.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:46:12 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 11, 2007, 01:18:05 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2007, 01:10:45 PM
I feel that I'm rather intelligent for my age, thanks to my upbringing.
I think I'm rather intelligent because of my lucky rabbit ears. But it doesn't make it so.

Quote
IQ correlations
Identical twins raised apart: .76
Adopted children living together: .0
Nature>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nurture

This thread was just a front so you could present your pornographic numbers.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #34 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:53:32 PM »

looks: $:-\$
driving ability: :'(
intelligence:

Boogie · « **Reply #35 on:** April 11, 2007, 01:59:37 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 11, 2007, 12:54:40 PM

Anyway, a recent study found that only 1% of people say they posses below average looks. I recall a previous study that found that only 2% of people thought they had a below average intelligence. And of course, almost everyone thinks they're a super-hot driver.

Interesting.

I'd defend my claims based on the fact that driving is in my genes. My father, uncle and grandfather were truck drivers, other uncle owns a body shop and was a drag racer. I even raced go karts myself as a kid.

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:27:22 PM »

i am below average

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #37 on:** April 11, 2007, 04:31:51 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 11, 2007, 03:27:22 PM

i am below average

when it comes to sexual impulse control?

Mupepe · « **Reply #38 on:** April 11, 2007, 04:33:39 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 11, 2007, 04:31:51 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on April 11, 2007, 03:27:22 PM
i am below average
when it comes to sexual impulse control?

everything including sexual impulse control

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** April 11, 2007, 07:55:26 PM »

Malek:

Looks: Average
Driving Ability: Pending (no car)
Intelligence: Above Average*

In Canadian IQ, which is weighed just like Candadian money; thus he'll never be smarter than an American $:-\$

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That's a fact

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #40 on:** April 11, 2007, 07:58:26 PM »

If only I was as smart as the average American.

World Geography

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #41 on:** April 11, 2007, 08:02:22 PM »

why does westren America look like it has cancer?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #42 on:** April 11, 2007, 08:08:56 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 11, 2007, 08:02:22 PM

why does westren America look like it has cancer?

They're called mountains. I know you live in Saskatchewan, but come on.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #43 on:** April 11, 2007, 08:17:49 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 11, 2007, 08:08:56 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 11, 2007, 08:02:22 PM
why does westren America look like it has cancer?
They're called mountains. I know you live in Saskatchewan, but come on.

I know but I didn't realize the west was full of mountains like that.

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Overall, when it comes to looks, driving ability, and intelligence

Author Topic: I AM... (Read 2276 times)