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Himu

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I seriously got the jungle fever
« on: April 11, 2007, 12:11:00 PM »
Yesterday I macked with 3 girls, all of which were white. I'm seeing more and more white women with wonderful hips, booty, and omg titties. I just can't help but express my joy. Somebody stop me before I bring home a fat white woman. PLEASE.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2007, 12:15:54 PM »
My grandma would probably kill you right now :lol
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Himu

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2007, 12:19:02 PM »
And then this morning I went to Starbucks as per usual, and I saw a new waitress or whatever. Goddamn she had the finest ass. Ugh.

Last night me and a few peeps went to I Hop and the the waitress was FIIIIIINE. I couldn't help but stare. When we paid for the food I asked her out, but she was married. I still managed to  get contact info though. :)
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2007, 12:19:46 PM »
Why do black guys tend to like "thicker" women compared to white guys? It's weird. All those girls PD posts that he calls hot tend to be like FAT.

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2007, 12:20:28 PM »
I didn't know black people could have Jungle Fever or that if they somehow did, it ment they were chasing white women.  

Another day of evilborean cultural education.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2007, 12:21:14 PM »
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2007, 12:21:46 PM »
Why do black guys tend to like "thicker" women compared to white guys? It's weird. All those girls PD posts that he calls hot tend to be like FAT.

No wonder most of your women are anorexic. You think 160 lb is fat. Thick != fat
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2007, 12:22:04 PM »
Why do black guys tend to like "thicker" women compared to white guys? It's weird. All those girls PD posts that he calls hot tend to be like FAT.

I noticed this too.....ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE.

Why do black guys tend to like "thicker" women compared to white guys? It's weird. All those girls PD posts that he calls hot tend to be like FAT.

No wonder most of your women are anorexic. You think 160 lb is fat. Thick != fat

Depends on her height.
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Himu

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2007, 12:25:21 PM »
Skinny McChicken Bones is not attractive. Thick is amazing.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2007, 12:26:43 PM »
Why do black guys tend to like "thicker" women compared to white guys? It's weird. All those girls PD posts that he calls hot tend to be like FAT.

No wonder most of your women are anorexic. You think 160 lb is fat. Thick != fat
quoted for god damn truth

I've never posted a "fat" pic. Toccarra for instance is not fat, she's very thick lol.

Most of the women I think are hot hot aren't even thick. Beyonce/Halle Berry/etc aren't thick, but their bodies seem full; much fuller than someone like Jessica Alba for instnace
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Himu

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2007, 12:32:19 PM »
Go fuck your little toothpicks, Cheebs. Muh-fuckah.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2007, 01:00:53 PM »
So go back where you came from.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2007, 01:04:53 PM »
Why do black guys tend to like "thicker" women compared to white guys? It's weird. All those girls PD posts that he calls hot tend to be like FAT.

No wonder most of your women are anorexic. You think 160 lb is fat. Thick != fat
160 for a girl is over-weight unless she is really tall. Ew. 160 is fattie for most girls.

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2007, 01:06:03 PM »
i get hit on by black guys and i'm pretty thin

Phoenix Dark

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2007, 01:07:21 PM »
Why do black guys tend to like "thicker" women compared to white guys? It's weird. All those girls PD posts that he calls hot tend to be like FAT.

No wonder most of your women are anorexic. You think 160 lb is fat. Thick != fat
160 for a girl is over-weight unless she is really tall. Ew. 160 is fattie for most girls.

If you're 5'2, yeah :lol

It does indeed depend on the height. But stfu nontheless

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i get hit on by black guys and i'm pretty thin

Lol what do they say?
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2007, 01:08:56 PM »
Lol what do they say?
Yoyoyoyo baby, wanna to gets some fried chicken and take it up da ass, biatch?

Or so I'm lead to believe.

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2007, 01:09:28 PM »
why will I stfu?  :lol It's a cultural thing it seems. White guys seem to obsesse over much more smaller, skinnier women than black men.  I wonder how the devide happened.

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2007, 01:10:11 PM »
one time i walked past a black guy with my boyfriend and 2 of my male friends and he said "damn i'd be lucky to be walking beside that"

bwahahaha

my boyfriend was too scared to say anything back

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2007, 01:10:33 PM »
What the hell?  160lbs is fucking PORKIN'.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2007, 01:11:39 PM »

Come and get it

one time i walked past a black guy with my boyfriend and 2 of my male friends and he said "damn i'd be lucky to be walking beside that"

bwahahaha

my boyfriend was too scared to say anything back
And how do you know he wasn't talkin' about your boyfriend.  :-*

Himu

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2007, 01:11:41 PM »
What the hell?  160lbs is fucking PORKIN'.

No it isn't. Fat to me is like 200 +
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2007, 01:11:54 PM »
Himu is going to get Junpei pregnant. Shit ain't cool, nuh uh :wag
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Himu

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2007, 01:12:05 PM »
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2007, 01:12:34 PM »
You know its bad when it looks like the fat solidified. Must be like armor now.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2007, 01:13:50 PM »
FUCK

And 160 is HEFTY for any girl of normal height.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2007, 01:14:27 PM »
:-X

Phoenix Dark

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2007, 01:14:51 PM »
why will I stfu?  :lol It's a cultural thing it seems. White guys seem to obsesse over much more smaller, skinnier women than black men.  I wonder how the devide happened.

It probably has something to do with black women being treated like cattle by white slave owners, constantly being fed and bloated so they could produce as many children as possible.

On a serious note, I suppose it has to do with the whole "big hips=more children" thing
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2007, 01:15:11 PM »
Fat chicks are ok, don't hate. I've masturbated to at least several dozen.

Fat dudes are where it's at. Let me know those digits.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2007, 01:16:23 PM »
I've dated chubby and skinny women... I am much more attracted to skinny women but until recently had to settle on chubbies.
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Cheebs

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2007, 01:16:38 PM »
why will I stfu?  :lol It's a cultural thing it seems. White guys seem to obsesse over much more smaller, skinnier women than black men.  I wonder how the devide happened.
I suppose it has to do with the whole "big hips=more children" thing
then why does it obviously affect black men more than white men?

BlueTsunami

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #30 on: April 11, 2007, 01:17:10 PM »
For a girl to be 160lb she has to be at least 6'2 or something :rofl

160lb @ 5'10 would make her squishy but once you start getting short than that. BOMBA
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2007, 01:17:58 PM »
Fat chicks can be worked on, it just depends on how dedicated they are. They love the encouragement, and you can mention how great the sex was now that she's more flexible. Self-Esteem is a bitch.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2007, 01:19:22 PM »
For a girl to be 160lb she has to be at least 6'2 or something :rofl

160lb @ 5'10 would make her squishy but once you start getting short than that. BOMBA
Himu is insane.  160 for a female is fat pure and simple. Himu show us a picture of a girl that seems to be 160+ and is good looking

Himu

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #33 on: April 11, 2007, 01:19:23 PM »
For a girl to be 160lb she has to be at least 6'2 or something :rofl

160lb @ 5'10 would make her squishy but once you start getting short than that. BOMBA

It's not "fat".
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #34 on: April 11, 2007, 01:19:26 PM »
IF you guys want to know what thick means I suggest the Bible of thick termalology
http://www.assmatrix.com/thick.htm

NSFW...but there's like only one porn (IE penis in ass) pic
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #35 on: April 11, 2007, 01:19:58 PM »
It's all about the waist to hip ratio.

demi

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #36 on: April 11, 2007, 01:20:56 PM »
Fat chicks have nice fat tits. I'd love to just rub my face in a pair.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #37 on: April 11, 2007, 01:22:24 PM »
IF you guys want to know what thick means I suggest the Bible of thick termalology
http://www.assmatrix.com/thick.htm

NSFW...but there's like only one porn (IE penis in ass) pic
that doesnt explain why black men are far more into it than white men! the hips=babies thing doesn't count since that isn't racial. I want to know why there is such a racial devide in tastes on this. :(
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Himu

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #38 on: April 11, 2007, 01:22:37 PM »
The many women I know with wonderful thick waists and horrible personalities. I am cry!




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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #39 on: April 11, 2007, 01:22:53 PM »
Man, Himumu is just giving me material for my comic now.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #40 on: April 11, 2007, 01:23:39 PM »
The many women I know with wonderful thick waists and horrible personalities. I am cry!

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None of those weigh 160. Neither would weigh over 125 probably

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #41 on: April 11, 2007, 01:23:48 PM »
The many women I know with wonderful thick waists and horrible personalities. I am cry!

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What is that? All I see are eyes and teeth.

edit:

Turned up my brightness, disgusting. You can have those.
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Himu

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #42 on: April 11, 2007, 01:24:47 PM »
The many women I know with wonderful thick waists and horrible personalities. I am cry!

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None of those weigh 160. Neither would weigh over 125 probably

They aren't 160, but 160 isn't necessarilly FAT is what I'm saying. The chicks pd posts are not fat at all, and if you think they are, then you have issues.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #43 on: April 11, 2007, 01:25:18 PM »
The many women I know with wonderful thick waists and horrible personalities. I am cry!

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Sisters?

Butter Faces...
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #44 on: April 11, 2007, 01:26:21 PM »
The many women I know with wonderful thick waists and horrible personalities. I am cry!

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None of those weigh 160. Neither would weigh over 125 probably

They aren't 160, but 160 isn't necessarilly FAT is what I'm saying. The chicks pd posts are not fat at all, and if you think they are, then you have issues.
having the tastes of a normal white guy is an issue?

Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #45 on: April 11, 2007, 01:28:31 PM »
The many women I know with wonderful thick waists and horrible personalities. I am cry!

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None of those weigh 160. Neither would weigh over 125 probably

They aren't 160, but 160 isn't necessarilly FAT is what I'm saying. The chicks pd posts are not fat at all, and if you think they are, then you have issues.
having the tastes of a normal white guy is an issue?

Moreso than not washing yourself with a crusty old rag!

That being said, I'd date a girl if she had handles, assuming that they didn't flop over her pants or something.
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Himu

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #46 on: April 11, 2007, 01:29:40 PM »
The many women I know with wonderful thick waists and horrible personalities. I am cry!

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None of those weigh 160. Neither would weigh over 125 probably

They aren't 160, but 160 isn't necessarilly FAT is what I'm saying. The chicks pd posts are not fat at all, and if you think they are, then you have issues.
having the tastes of a normal white guy is an issue?

No being overly crititcal and saying a woman is fat when she clearly isn't is the issue. Because one has handles doesn't make them FAT.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #47 on: April 11, 2007, 01:31:05 PM »
This is why I can't stand Cheebs.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #48 on: April 11, 2007, 01:44:47 PM »
Fat girls are disgusting. Enjoy them, my black friends. I'm sticking to skinny white bitches.
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Himu

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #49 on: April 11, 2007, 01:45:37 PM »
None of the women posted in this thread except Malek's stupid post, are fat.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #50 on: April 11, 2007, 01:45:47 PM »
I'm seeing Himumu. . .and ROXY
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #51 on: April 11, 2007, 01:48:47 PM »
None of the women posted in this thread except Malek's stupid post, are fat.

Listen, the realm of fat women and black guys far exceeds the bounds of the few posts in this thread. I'm telling you that on the whole, you can have all your fatties. I'm stickin with virginia slims.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #52 on: April 11, 2007, 01:49:42 PM »
Oh god, I just vomited a little bit thinking about fattie pussy.
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #53 on: April 11, 2007, 01:55:26 PM »
You guys are fuckin dumb.

G The Resurrected

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #54 on: April 11, 2007, 01:56:49 PM »
Fat chicks are ok, don't hate. I've masturbated to at least several dozen.

Fat dudes are where it's at. Let me know those digits.

You know you want some  :-*

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #55 on: April 11, 2007, 01:57:12 PM »
lolz
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Himu

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #56 on: April 11, 2007, 01:58:06 PM »
You guys are fuckin dumb.

Can you explain why
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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #57 on: April 11, 2007, 01:58:34 PM »
You guys are fuckin dumb.

Someone needs to post pics of ACTUAL thick chicks

But even you guys can't deny that there are lots of black guys who love FAT white women
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G The Resurrected

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #58 on: April 11, 2007, 01:58:41 PM »
I'm seeing Himumu. . .and ROXY

Dude for her height she's only 10 pounds thicker than most girls. She's fucking healthy as a ox. And she's beautiful, unlike  your glasses wearing ass keith.

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Re: I seriously got the jungle fever
« Reply #59 on: April 11, 2007, 01:59:04 PM »
she *is* an ox
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